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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 2:39:35 PM

katzschen

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Go and boil your bottom, son of a silly person... I blow my nose as you, so-called-Arthur King, you and your silly kniggets... I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed food trough wiper. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries... Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 3:31:48 PM

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the jolly green giant is very scarey

but he has a nice package ;)

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 3:34:34 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: mymasterssub69

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

the jolly green giant is very scarey

but he has a nice package ;)

I've never dared look lol

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 3:45:42 PM

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Ni!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 5:00:05 PM

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Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 5:13:32 PM

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I called my dad to tell him to drive me home cuz i was drunk. He asked me how many I had and I said 6. He said "What, are you a pussy? Get in that car!"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 5:44:29 PM

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I'm taking a bubble bath. Right now. If I drop my phone... will I get electrocuted?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 5:48:56 PM

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ORIGINAL: katzschen

I'm taking a bubble bath. Right now. If I drop my phone... will I get electrocuted?

it's me again margaret... are ya nekkid?!?!?!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 5:53:39 PM

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Pi(e) are round, cake is square.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 5:53:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: katzschen

I'm taking a bubble bath. Right now. If I drop my phone... will I get electrocuted?

it's me again margaret... are ya nekkid?!?!?!

Hehe... =^-^=

Nope, I'm fully clothed... socks, shoes, pants, shirt, and underroos... Hahahahaha.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 5:58:53 PM

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4MEJkIVDR-c
I don't know.............I really don't understand my minor obession with this clip. Pay close attention to the guy on the left with the yellow sweater and glasses. Since I'd never actually seen "The Turtles" before my YouTube enlightenment, I naturally thought that this clip was a group of comedians poking fun at the maudlin 60's hit. Little did I know that this minor blip of a pop-group actually looked like the biggest doofuses ever.

I do have to admit (reluctantly) that I want to give the guy in the yellow sweater a cordial hug, because I know he's probably never copulated with a women Then again, I haven't seen a vagina in so long, I'd probably throw rocks at it, myself.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 7:48:27 PM

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Why isn't phoenetic spelt the way it sounds?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 8:32:26 PM

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There was a little girl named Nellie,
who went into the water up to her ankles.
It doesn't rhyme now, but it will when the tide comes in.

(a favorite of my grandfather's)

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 8:57:56 PM

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a thought to make you feel comfortable on your next fllight:

"Writing a really good random thought at work is tough. Especially when the boss insists I keep my eyes glued to these stupid air-traffic radar screens."

-anonymous former air-traffic ontroller

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/8/2007 10:00:31 PM

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Remember... the original intention for the invention of superglue was as a replacement for surgical stitches.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/9/2007 12:15:14 AM

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It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax,
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner brothers
And the Warner sister, Dot.
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot

We're Animanics
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wacko packs away the snacks
While the Fiddler (??) plays the sax
We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and the Brain,
Who want to rule the universe.
Goodfeathers flock together,
Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped, we have no script, why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs
We have paid for blank contracts
We're zany to the max,
There's bologna in our slacks.
We're Animani-, totally insany,
Here's the show's namey (that line varies by ep)
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/9/2007 12:23:19 AM

darchChylde

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalliopePurple

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax,
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs!

Come join the Warner brothers
And the Warner sister, Dot.
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot

We're Animanics
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wacko packs away the snacks
While the Fiddler (??) plays the sax
We're Animaniacs!

Meet Pinky and the Brain,
Who want to rule the universe.
Goodfeathers flock together,
Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped, we have no script, why bother to rehearse?

We're Animaniacs
We have paid for blank contracts
We're zany to the max,
There's bologna in our slacks.
We're Animani-, totally insany,
Here's the show's namey (that line varies by ep)
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts

oops, me thinks we done finally broke the pretty boy, come back to us pretty boy, please come back to us, we wants to play with the pretty boy... we will love him and hug him and pet him and squeeze him and we will pet him and pet him and we will take him home and call him George on accounts that we love him

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/9/2007 12:32:39 AM

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A Stop Sign at a Dead End Street

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/9/2007 12:40:20 AM

darchChylde

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"real fishermen...

do not feel sorry...

FOR THE BAIT."

-JoeCartoon http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/joefish_anim

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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/9/2007 12:44:36 AM

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Warning

Thread may contain nuts

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