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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 10:12:20 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 10:16:15 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 10:53:54 AM   
deeddlit


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 10:57:26 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 11:10:30 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 11:21:52 AM   
darchChylde


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if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 12:21:36 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 12:28:15 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 12:30:11 PM   
dcnovice


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 12:35:36 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 12:38:26 PM   
dcnovice


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 12:43:39 PM   
darchChylde


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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 4:54:41 PM   
LadyEllen


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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?


Lamp him, of course.

E

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 5:56:35 PM   
darchChylde


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Why did Jesus die on the cross?





















He forgot the safe word.

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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 7:10:18 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 7:39:17 PM   
darchChylde


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I'm the man your mother warned you about...
if only to keep me to herself.

I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
.
Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:16:21 PM   
HouseofBear


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She had some gas
She thought it would pass
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:21:46 PM   
cuddleheart50


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quote:

ORIGINAL: HouseofBear

Little Miss Muffett
Sat on a tuffet
Because her fanny was red
She had some gas
She thought it would pass
And now her poor dom is dead



ROFLMAO

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:22:52 PM   
Daddysredhead


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:24:20 PM   
goodlittlegirl28


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