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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:43:33 PM

darchChylde

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who's there? i've never heard you in my mind before

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:51:03 PM

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Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter, jill came down with two fifty, that darn ho!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:54:11 PM

darchChylde

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The key to life is the little things, like all the characters you meet along the way. That's what really makes the whole multi-state killing spree worthwhile.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:55:07 PM

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I have magic in my pajamas.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 8:56:36 PM

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Jack Be Nimble
But Jack Be Quick
Thats Why His Girlfriends Prefer the Candlestick

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:02:47 PM

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i would like to corner the market on sausage fashion accessories. sausage ear kabobs would be a big hit, i just know it.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:02:56 PM

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i can belch the abc's

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:05:41 PM

Daddysredhead

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quote:

ORIGINAL: goodlittlegirl28

i would like to corner the market on sausage fashion accessories. sausage ear kabobs would be a big hit, i just know it.

*giggles*

Sounds like an episode of Mr. Meaty that "Thing 1 and Thing 2" would watch...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:06:08 PM

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get rich quick scheme: sea monkey snacks. grow your own chemically enlarged sea monkeys, which are really shrimp, and slap them on a cracker.
either that or change the marketing angle to something a bit more kid-friendly, like dogs.... grow your own sea schnauzers.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:08:45 PM

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a pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel between his legs
the bartender looks up and asks him why he has a steering wheel between his legs
he replies "it's driving me nuts"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:09:18 PM

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every full moon i dance naked around a bonfire in the town square.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:09:51 PM

goodlittlegirl28

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which kind of cheese isn't yours???

nacho cheese

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 9:46:57 PM

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a blind man walks into a bar and takes a seat, orders his drink... he starts chatting with the bar maid and then says to her...

"hey, i have a joke for you"

"ok..." she replies

"there were these 2 blonde girls..." he starts, but she interupts him...

"hang on a minute" she says, "before you go on and tell a dumb blonde joke, and as you are blind, i think it only fair to warn you that the lady sitting beside you is blonde, and she is a professional wrestler and beat the male champion last friday night. The lady sitting across from you is blonde and she lifts weights and is 3 times your size. The lady sitting just behind you is a professional boxer and is blonde, the bouncer who is huge also happens to be blonde and I too, happen to be blond and have a black belt in karate... so, I am not so sure you might want to continue telling a dumb blonde joke in here"

The blind man stops and thinks for a minute... and decides not to go on with the joke

The bar maid then asks him... "change your mind did you? Afraid you might get your arse kicked?"

"No", he replies "i just decided i didnt want to have to explain the punch line 5 times"...

tali

apologies if this has already been told, i havent read the entire 19 pages of this topic

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 11:19:41 PM

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Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
And be better off than you are?

Or would you rather be a fish?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/13/2007 11:21:51 PM

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Dear <Firm's name>,

Thank you for your letter of rejection. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,

<Your name here>

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 1:33:12 AM

katzschen

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...same old song
just a drop of water in an endless sea
all we do
crumbles to the ground
though we refuse to see
dust in the wind
all we are is dust in the wind
now don't hang on
nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
it slips away
and all your money
won't another minute buy
dust in the wind
all we are is dust in the wind...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 4:16:28 AM

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now THAT was uplifting.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 5:02:08 AM

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It’s honestly depressing but true. It’s kind of like; I’m not going to build something that will be removed before I die. I’d rather think it lived on forever beyond my mortality and if it doesn’t it doesn’t matter because I won’t know about it if it is removed after I die.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 7:50:27 AM

goodlittlegirl28

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glue is not a weapon.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 10:11:07 AM

darchChylde

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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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