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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 7:20:02 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 7:22:04 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 7:24:48 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 8:30:45 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 8:48:23 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 11:46:23 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/14/2007 11:55:42 PM   
darchChylde


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 11:28:55 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 11:38:10 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 11:49:09 AM   
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Not that they make jokes, but their accent is.....unusual.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 12:10:43 PM   
darchChylde


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A:  Nothing, because salsa poured on a bus bench would make any grandma angry.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 1:11:53 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Q:  What did the lobster say to the hairy porn star?

A:  Nothing, because salsa poured on a bus bench would make any grandma angry.


And this is fairly true you see, 'cause ice cream got no bones.



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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 1:15:24 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 1:21:05 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: privatePolyBoy

sex, like business, is better with multiple partners


hehe, good one PolyBoy; looks like i corrupt the vanilla too

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 1:26:32 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 1:52:56 PM   
darchChylde


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Ummm, me neither.

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 1/15/2007 1:56:13 PM >

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 2:02:59 PM   
mnottertail


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You might wanna check it out, you sound like you got demons runnin all thru you.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 2:03:21 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 2:14:11 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/15/2007 5:13:13 PM   
darchChylde


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