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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/24/2007 10:34:55 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/24/2007 12:53:03 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/24/2007 12:59:34 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 10:44:11 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 2:00:27 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 2:28:21 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 3:33:03 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 3:47:40 PM   
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I missed out on lunch to get everything done in time.

Then ordered a curry with rice and naan when I got in at 2030hrs (just in time to see PC Harman get killed in The Bill).

I ate the lot.

Now I feel sick.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 6:23:31 PM   
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ORIGINAL: RobertCloud

When a dog is gnawing on a large cow bone and then comes over and licks your leg, is he tasting you to see if you taste better?


Your dog chews on bones a LOT. He isnt named Grendel by any chance is he???

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 6:53:12 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/25/2007 9:27:25 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/28/2007 7:33:40 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 5:49:12 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 6:08:48 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 6:14:03 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 7:31:47 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 9:47:23 PM   
Lorelei115


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Don't think about what the others say
My skins getting clear, my hairs so bright
All you do is fuck me every day and night

You're my secret beauty routine
Na, na, na, na, what my body has seen
I am lookin' good and I'm feeling nice
Baby you're the best magazine advice

Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum
Gimme your hot white cum

I'm gonna pull you back down between the sheets
Everything is fresher when the day is sweet
In the morning light when you're already on the phone

Face it, one of these days
Without you I'm just another Dorian Gray
It's the fountain of youth
It's the meaning of life
So hot, so sweet, so wet my appetite

Gimme your hot white cum....

-Liz Phair

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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 10:05:22 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 10:08:26 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/1/2007 10:13:45 PM   
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