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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/2/2007 12:20:06 PM   
ToGiveDivine


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ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Why are girls bad at math?

Because we are always told that this:

|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Is 10 inches.


Damn, that line just makes me feel SO inadequate :-(

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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/2/2007 7:17:46 PM   
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Status: offline 		Why do men say that this |---------------------------------------------------------------| is ten inches?
Because we know that women are not telling us the truth when they say size does not matter.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/15/2007 2:34:26 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/15/2007 3:09:42 PM   
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< Message edited by OffTheBeatenTrak -- 2/15/2007 3:10:45 PM >

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RE: Random Stupidity - 2/18/2007 10:14:45 AM   
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Status: offline 		Talking to more than one person at a time if they have any idea that they are a possible companion in a relationship... this is not random stupidity... this is pure lunacy....

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/3/2007 11:23:34 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/3/2007 11:39:53 AM   
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Get it? Good. Now, have more coffee.


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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/5/2007 6:36:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		In a land where freedom of speech is guaranteed that a man gets arrested and questioned by the secret service for displaying a sign in his front yard showing a picture of the current so-called president of this country with a knife through his head. This is insane. This is a violation of the freedom of speech. He did not seek to harm the so-called puppet of a president he merely was making his veiwpoint known that he feels this man is a waste of our time.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/5/2007 10:59:28 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 7:40:29 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 7:53:36 PM   
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So why did the quick brown fox jump over the lazy dogs anyway?


it was forced to use every letter of the alphabet with as few words as possible

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 7:57:14 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:33:29 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:44:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

42


oooh, my favorite number; read any Douglas Adams?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:45:43 PM   
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Got a towel?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:49:24 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:51:06 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:52:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

42


oooh, my favorite number; read any Douglas Adams?


DON'T PANIC


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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:52:22 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 3/7/2007 8:52:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Mikal

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



Hehe, that's what she said (no wonder my self-confidence is in the crapper)

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