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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 1:27:54 AM   
katzschen


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To quote a former teacher of mine "If you cannot get your ball to bounce, or the appearance that your ball is bouncing, call me over so I can help you get your ball to bounce."
You can't make this stuff up.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 1:49:11 AM   
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Just think about that one for a minute...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 2:19:13 AM   
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If you want a real mindblower...go out and rent "A Beautiful Mind" Check out the Wife.....She's none other than "Sarah" from "Labrynth"

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 2:30:26 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 3:34:11 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 3:57:36 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 4:08:51 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 5:43:27 AM   
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Vinny Gambini: Look, it's either me or them. You're gettin' fucked one way or the other.
[Stan tries to get up]
Vinny Gambini: Hey, relax, I'm gonna help you.
Stan: Gee thanks.
Vinny Gambini: Excuse me, I think a modicum of gratitude would not be out of line here.
Stan: You think I should be grateful?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, it's your ass, not mine. I think you should be grateful. I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
Stan: I didn't know it was such an honor to get a visit from you.
Vinny Gambini: I'm doing a favor, you know. You're gettin' me for nothing, you little fuck!
Stan: That's one hell of an ego you got.
Vinny Gambini: What the fuck is your problem? I did not come down here just to get jerked off.
Stan: I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
Vinny Gambini: That's it. You're on your own. I'll just take care of Sleeping Beauty.
[Wakes up Bill]


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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 5:50:56 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 8:58:41 AM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 1:09:25 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 4:51:21 PM   
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I would like to thank everyone who has help make this thread as much of a success as it seems to have been; the only other thread i had that compared to this was one i made on the Jokaroo Forums of an "Application For a Piece of Ass", a few years ago, that kinda took on a life of it's own
http://board.jokeroo.com/funny-jokes/5589-ladies-i-am-now-accepting-applications.html

ps: i guess this thread had to be doomed to at least some success, considering it's name and location

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 5:20:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?


wondering if the bird poops on your head....

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 5:23:12 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?



wondering if the bird poops on your head....



if you're standing under the but of a fictitious flightless bird the size of a horse, you've got a few more pronlems than poop on your head

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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

Proud Owner and Protector of chyldeschylde.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 5:32:13 PM   
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I just love this dialogue... does it remind anyone of someone they might know??

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 5:34:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?



wondering if the bird poops on your head....



if you're standing under the but of a fictitious flightless bird the size of a horse, you've got a few more pronlems than poop on your head


Well what about the parakeet in Lorelei's pic?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 5:43:09 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: LeMis

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Does Chocobo taste like chicken?



wondering if the bird poops on your head....



if you're standing under the but of a fictitious flightless bird the size of a horse, you've got a few more pronlems than poop on your head


Well what about the parakeet in Lorelei's pic?



lol, slight misunderstanding... there must be some random stupidity floating around, and of course Tenchi poops on our Lorelei's head... it's how he shows his utmost in love and devotion

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 6:44:31 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 7:20:54 PM   
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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/3/2007 7:21:55 PM   
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