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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 2:06:34 PM

darchChylde

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The other day my boss told me this crazy story about her L.S.D. trips in the 70s. It made me really jealous that I've never done L.S.D. and probably won't ever. But then again, she is single, bitter and has like 15 cats...so the jealousy pretty much ends

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 2:34:48 PM

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I've been wondering, while eating this bag of Skittles, if the reason for why I'm gay is because purple Skittles is my favorite Skittles

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 2:43:05 PM

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"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." - from a guest directory at a Japanese hotel, 1991

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 2:52:17 PM

darchChylde

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MissyRane

I've been wondering, while eating this bag of Skittles, if the reason for why I'm gay is because purple Skittles is my favorite Skittles

are you sure it's not because of Skittles in general, and how you love to "Taste the Rainbow"?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 2:53:27 PM

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The tattoo-removal business is booming, according to a May Fox News report that highlights dissatisfaction with formerly trendy Chinese-language tats that were often either mistranslated as nonsense ("blood and guts" translated as "blood and intestines") or were actually jokes pulled on people too cool for their own good (such as Chinese words for "gullible white boy"). A removal service in Beverly Hills, Calif., said it takes off at least seven Asian tattoos a week. [Fox News, 5-9-06]

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 4:22:40 PM

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you may call me stupid...you may call me dumb...and yes...you may even call me stupid...

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 5:00:06 PM

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I dont care what you call me...Just CALL Me!!

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 5:08:02 PM

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Moron's Anonymous Meeting

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a moron.

Everyone Else: HI ED!!!

Steve: Hi, my name is Steve and I'm a moron.

Everyone Else: HI ED!!!

Edward: Hi, I'm Edward and I'm a moron.

the room explodes

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 5:33:22 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

Moron's Anonymous Meeting

Bob: Hi, I'm Bob and I'm a moron.

Everyone Else: HI ED!!!

Steve: Hi, my name is Steve and I'm a moron.

Everyone Else: HI ED!!!

Edward: Hi, I'm Edward and I'm a moron.

the room explodes

I dont get it.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 5:48:55 PM

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From News of the Weird:
Recurring themes
(1) In an incident likely to be repeated as Americans get larger, the body of a 600-pound man who was cremated at the Garner Funeral Home in Salt Lake City in October started a grease fire when leaking body fluids overheated the conventional oven. [KTVX-TV (Salt Lake City), 10-25-06] (2) John Leonard Young, 46, pleaded guilty in October to the now-familiar charge of using the Internet to lure an underage girl for sex, but the backstory was unusual. Though Young had bought her a plane ticket to Seattle, she decided to buy her own ticket but mistakenly booked "Washington, D.C." When she arrived there all alone, she sought help from authorities, and Young's plot unraveled. [Seattle Post-Intelligencer, 10-24-06]

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 7:28:46 PM

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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

annoying..but addicting

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 7:32:14 PM

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Gonads and strife

weeeeeeeeeeeee

http://thetravisty.com/Flash_Cartoons/swf/Gonads_and_Strife.htm

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 7:34:56 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissyRane

I've been wondering, while eating this bag of Skittles, if the reason for why I'm gay is because purple Skittles is my favorite Skittles

are you sure it's not because of Skittles in general, and how you love to "Taste the Rainbow"?

Wait a minute... My myspace name is Skittles...

From a poorly tranliterated Ad campiagn:
Not, Pepsi the taste of a new generation...
Pepsi, will bring back your dead relatives

And my favorite is the Pilot pen, translated into spanish to say "Pilot wont leak in your pocket and embarass you" showinga picture of pair of slacks witha big blue ink stain. However, instead of translating correctly, they assumed embarazar was to embarass (which it isnt!) and the picture of the big blue stained pants went with "Pilot wont leak in your pants and make you pregnant."

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 7:48:55 PM

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Greys Anatomy....shaking my head.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 7:53:16 PM

Lorelei115

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Dear Hippies,

You know I love you all and you are fabulous human beings. But please, please please... A little less patchouli.

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 7:55:23 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Dear Hippies,

You know I love you all and you are fabulous human beings. But please, please please... A little less patchouli.

amen

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 8:01:59 PM

LeMis

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quote:

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My doctor just gave my rebuilt boobs clearance for underwires! Yay! Victoria's Secret- here I come! (with Master, of course)

(rebuilt boobs, you say? yes. childbirth and weightloss are a bitch on your breasts.)

can we say deflated

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 8:05:43 PM

darchChylde

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does my fat make me look pants?

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 8:07:13 PM

LeMis

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wear the pants backwards

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RE: Random Stupidity - 1/4/2007 8:38:01 PM

katzschen

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LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!

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