Invictus754 -> RE: need some advice again (1/8/2007 6:44:42 PM)
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ORIGINAL: GoreanGuy so keep thinking you might get something right someday GoreanGuy: You are correct. We should think about what you have written and not take it at face value. Rather, we should look at the facts to make a decision of what is really happening. 1) You have a picture on your profile taken in an Internet Cafe. (Or, you have a REALLY large kitchen with big plate glass windows) How much wanking / cheating can you do in public? (Wait...don't answer that one.) 2) Just because you said she was a slave, doesn't mean she was. Just because you typed, "Kneel, bitch! Suck my naughtybits!" doesn't mean she wasn't laughing her ass off before she typed her slobbery answer. Also, this should not make us angry, but rather it should be funny to us. (Due to the fact that we know that your turgid volume is somewhat less than a thimble. We know this due to your writing that you didn't even have the testicular fortitude to tell some guy - who you couldn't even see - to F**k off when he got in your face.) 3) I can see a Gorean nick of 'GoreanMaster' or 'SleenFuckingFool' or maybe even 'Tarl_Is_My_Bitch' ... but any self proclaimed 'Gorean' most likely would not use the word 'guy' in his name. So, from the facts it seems that this is a very poorly told fantasy of some mama's boy who is trying to stir up drama*. The funny thing is so many people answered the call. Oh - almost forgot. Taking a page from your playbook, if I think some guy is going to travel 1500 miles to come beat my ass, I'm telling him my name is "GoreanGuy". The good part is I promise to tell you that Vito NoNeck from Jersey is on the way just as soon as I give him directions to Minnesota - and tell Vito if he had any balls he could find me easily in Cloquet. *The first two parts of this are hilarious. However, if you squeeze the gerbil TOO hard, a bad ending ensues. If you are a PETA person, don't squeeze too hard. You have been warned. :-) http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/kungfu_anim
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