bardtothebone
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Joined: 9/21/2006 From: Central CA. Status: offline
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Bard: [steps downstage, clears throat and desperately tries to recall Juiliard class about enunciating to the back row] Hello, Shoeshineboy! Grams: Thunderous applause and cries of 'Encore, Encore!...et al.' [Bard steps forward to bathe in due adulation, but is transported sideways by large hook that appears from stage left, and is deposited uncerimoneously into the cheap seats.] Curtain. Blackout.
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