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Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:12:09 PM   
SirDiscipliner69


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Status: offline 		Q: How many forum readers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 793

1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

156 to write to the list administrator complaining about the light bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this list.

109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs and to please take this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.

111 to defend the posting to this list saying that weare all use light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant to this list.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique, and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly, and to post corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this list which makes light bulbs relevant to this list.

33 to concatenate all posts to date, then quote them including all headers and footers, and then add "Me Too."

12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:13:58 PM   
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Q:How many computer techs does it take to change a light bulb? A:I don't know but it is working fine on this end.  
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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:18:44 PM   
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How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A:
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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:25:07 PM   
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Status: offline 		q: how many Matrix fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a: there is no lightbulb

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:28:46 PM   
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Q: How many voyeurs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one, but they'd rather watch someone else do it.

Q: How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
(This joke works replacing "emo" with "goth", but Trevor would kill me if I cracked against goths)

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:29:59 PM   
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quote:

q: how many Matrix fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a: there is no lightbulb


There is a light bulb, the machine will change the bulb, you will provide the BTUs to change the bulb.

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:33:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		Q: How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. But the better question is how did they get in there in the first place?

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 8:47:51 PM   
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Status: offline 		The light went out,
the bulb doesn't want to project light
the bulb chose to not work
Who am I to make the light work?
Who am I to bring forth new light?
Darkness overpowers me,
envelops me,
consumes me
There is only darkness,
how much darkness to change the bulb?
not!

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 9:05:48 PM   
katzschen


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Status: offline 		Q: How many porn actresses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Well, looks like two of them are really doing it, but the real answer is actually none; they're just faking it.

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/9/2007 9:17:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		Q:    How many FemDom mistresses does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:     None.  She merely holds up the bulb, and the world revolves around her.

(ducking for cover)

E.



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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 1:35:33 AM   
katzschen


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Status: offline 		Q: How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Hey! Cake!

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 2:15:32 AM   
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and to Emperor1956..why duck for cover...you are simply stating a truthful fact hehehe

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 2:52:26 PM   
katzschen


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Status: offline 		Q. How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
A1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned out bulb?
A2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
up to code.
A3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
A4. Rottweiler: Make me.
A5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
A6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
A7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from
the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
the situation.
A8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
walls and furniture.
A9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
bulb?
A10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
dark.
A11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
A12. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
A13. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
A14. New Zealand Sheep Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
little cluster...
A15. Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do
it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light
bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect
some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
STAFF.

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 3:11:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but the bulb must WANT to change...


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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 3:19:09 PM   
aSlavesLife


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Status: offline 		Q. How many surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. " The socket isn't doing you any good at present, and you will only have this problem with it again in the future. What say we schedule you to have it removed next Thursday? "

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 4:26:20 PM   
katzschen


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Status: offline 		Q. How many Floridians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Don't know for sure, they're still counting.
 
Q:  How many believable, competent, "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?
A:  It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?


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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 6:03:44 PM   
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funny!

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/10/2007 8:49:33 PM   
dcnovice


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Status: offline 		How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's all right, I'll sit in the dark.

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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/11/2007 5:52:13 PM   
bbwdommelilith


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Status: offline 		How many clones of my mother does it take to change a light bulb?
One- while the original makes you a little something to eat.

LOL at my own stupid joke....



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RE: Q: How many does it take to change a light bulb? - 1/15/2007 7:38:55 AM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A:  Two.  One to go up on the ladder to change it, and one to stand below saying "ME.  That should have been ME up there.  I have more talent, I look the part...that should have been ME."

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Edited to add:  Lilith, I liked your little joke.

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
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"It's the same thing," he said.

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