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I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 7:39:46 AM   
belljar


Posts: 29
Joined: 11/16/2006
Status: offline 		Ya know, I've gotten alot of "form letter" emails. As we all have.
But THIS ONE takes the cake in the form of a male trolling for a stupid unsuspecting woman who'll be naive enough to join him in voice chat so he can wank.



"Hello Goddess
I am an intelligent, unattacthed, uncollared submissive and I am looking to serve. I work as a documentary film maker and am also very well travelled internationally. Your profile is very appealing if I might so remark Goddess. Although originally from the UK I have also lived in Hong Kong, Rio de Janeiro and the U.S. amongst other places.
I have enclosed/attatched picture below and i very much hope i am to your liking. 
Goddess, i am experienced in certain very intimate areas of servitude, but i am shy about them in text. I do have yahoo chat and a headset etc... my yahoo id is:  {witnessprotectionprogram cause I ain't THAT mean}

May I enquire, do you have yahoo chat with voice or something similar Goddess?
I hope we can speak soon Goddess...."
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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 7:42:18 AM   
MadamShy


Posts: 173
Joined: 3/21/2006
Status: offline 		Oh I get those all the time

My daughter even more so

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 7:47:31 AM   
thetammyjo


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Status: offline 		Maybe I'm clueless but how do you know it is a "form letter"? Is it using "Goddess" instead of your name/ID on here?

It seems generic but it is at least much better written than many I've seen. I've seen several one-liners.

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And my LJ where I post fiction in progress if you "friend" me at http://thetammyjo.livejournal.com/

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 10:34:52 AM   
GoddessDustyGold


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From: Arizona
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It is well written, but I will attest to the fact that it is, in fact, a form letter.  I have received it, more than once.
In spite of the fact that I use Goddess in My title, I was aware it was a nicely composed form letter since I am adamant about no chatting on IM programs.  I would have to wonder about someone who would write such a nice letter that is supposed to come off as personal, when it directly and specifically  ignores a preference I make clear. 

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 10:39:05 AM   
mnottertail


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Status: offline 		The reason they want that is to get into your 360 and maybe your email addys.

Have safe computing as well as safe sex.

Firewall, spyware and virus blocking for computers....

Well, I am not into the rubbers but you get the idea.

Ron

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 2:54:55 PM   
DianeB269


Posts: 1596
Joined: 10/30/2006
Status: offline 		Join the club, I get them every other day.

I got this one about 5 minutes ago

"Mistress? Can I take you shopping? clean your house? Wash your car? mow your lawn? laundry?"



Diane

< Message edited by DianeB269 -- 1/11/2007 2:57:35 PM >

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 2:59:16 PM   
LadyLupineNYC


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From: NYC
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quote:

ORIGINAL: thetammyjo

Maybe I'm clueless but how do you know it is a "form letter"? Is it using "Goddess" instead of your name/ID on here?

It seems generic but it is at least much better written than many I've seen. I've seen several one-liners.


I have gotten the exact same email, word for word...and here I though I was special *weeps*

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 6:19:26 PM   
PsyVamp


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quote:

ORIGINAL: thetammyjo

Maybe I'm clueless but how do you know it is a "form letter"? Is it using "Goddess" instead of your name/ID on here?

It seems generic but it is at least much better written than many I've seen. I've seen several one-liners.


Oh TammyJo  I almost fell of the bed laughing when I read "one-liners".  I just got one the other day and all it said was "i'd like to know  more about you"  No intro or anything...lol

Psy


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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/11/2007 6:56:47 PM   
MiladyElaine


Posts: 1086
Joined: 10/10/2004
Status: offline 		How about " I'm for hire for 1-6 hrs if interested"
LOL Talk about arrogance!


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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/12/2007 6:37:32 PM   
Firsttime


Posts: 29
Joined: 1/10/2006
Status: offline 		subs/slaves aren't the only ones that send one liners, I got one from a male Dom that only said   "want a Dom for a lover?"  

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/12/2007 9:20:45 PM   
Lorelei115


Posts: 1933
Joined: 8/16/2006
From: Sin City
Status: offline 		Did you reply "Why, yes, do you know where to find one?"

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/13/2007 5:44:29 AM   
DianeB269


Posts: 1596
Joined: 10/30/2006
Status: offline 		Two more stupid messages....
First message

"hi"

Second message

"you trolling again........do you phone?"


I love this place!!!!!!!!!



Diane

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/13/2007 6:49:47 AM   
fingernailboy


Posts: 3
Joined: 5/8/2006
Status: offline 		first off I would like to say hello to everyone. I know i'm not a Mistress infact I am the opposite. I'm a male sub. I would however like to know the best way to get a Mistress's attention. I must be doing something wrong because I try and keep it real but don't hear back from them. I was wondering if maybe you could give me some pointers? I am fairly new to this. I am looking for real time. Possibly online if the right Mistress comes along. any suggestions? Thanks so much.
Karl

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/13/2007 9:19:43 PM   
SweetDommes


Posts: 3313
Joined: 10/5/2004
Status: offline 		I just got this one ...

"hello ma'am"

Now, in the profile, it says to not send one liners, it states that there are two of us, AND it also states that I don't like to be called "ma'am" ... we have a winner here, don't we ladies?

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/13/2007 9:30:04 PM   
MySweetSubmssive


Posts: 1139
Joined: 2/7/2006
From: Lehigh Valley, PA
Status: offline 		good evening maam, how are you tonite?


i do...its late and too tired to send it...i can send it sunday though.  Thank you for messaging me.  (sent out of the blue, and apparently to the wrong person)

MSS



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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/13/2007 9:38:39 PM   
MistressSassy66


Posts: 1675
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Status: offline 		The most recent oneliner I got...... was do you c2c?
It took Me forever to figure out the C meant cam...Bad day at the brain shop...lol

I have to say its not limited to men...I have almost as many women that write that clearly dont fit what I seek.

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/15/2007 8:45:59 AM   
ldya


Posts: 6
Joined: 12/31/2006
Status: offline 		My personal favorite so far? "Do you toilet train subs Ma'am?" That was it. Nothing more. This from a boy that had nothing written in his profile.

*long suffering sigh* 'DELETE'

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/15/2007 9:36:08 AM   
beltainefaerie


Posts: 610
Joined: 4/15/2006
Status: offline 		I have a tendency to repond to the idiots in the hope of helping them learn some manners that may get their needs met.  However, since anyone who has read my profile can see that I am looking for friends to share my understanding of kink, I actually have time to respond to the few people that email me.  Occasionally I've had people thank me for helping them adjust their approach.  Usually, though, they just go away, which is fine with me. 

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/15/2007 9:42:54 AM   
rapunzel2


Posts: 13
Joined: 11/19/2006
Status: offline 		I'm a submissive, and not a mistress, but my favorite one was "show me the slut."  That's all it said.    It just made me scratch my head in puzzlement.

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RE: I thought you ladies could use a laugh... - 1/15/2007 8:21:11 PM   
SweetDommes


Posts: 3313
Joined: 10/5/2004
Status: offline 		I got another one that started off with "hello ma'am" followed by a pretty obvious form letter ... from a femsub.

It's definitely not only the male submissives who do it.

On another site, where I have the identical profile up, I got one from a male 'dominant' (using the term loosely) offering to let us dominate his femsub on cam ... when we're pretty clear that we aren't interested in fem, and that we don't do online.  I told him that his "offer" was rude and offensive considering he claimed to have read the profile and based his "offer" on that - I didn't hear back from him.

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