farglebargle
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Joined: 6/15/2005 From: Albany, NY Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: MzMia I am watching the coverage of the beast that took the 2 missing boys. I am so glad they caught him, it was a miracle that Ben was found alive. I have to confess I thought he would not be found alive. Great story We need to teach our children. If Abducted, it is your DUTY to find a way to kill your captor and escape. When you do that, we'll get Ice Cream. I suggest as soon as they understand they're in danger ( Say in the middle of Wal-Mart ) they launch themselves AT their attacker, using whatever is handy for a weapon ( What's this? A toaster? ) screaming "I EAT YOUR EYES, AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD as they rip at them with them sharp little fingernails, teeth, whatever." That'll throw the perverts off their game.
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It's not every generation that gets to watch a civilization fall. Looks like we're in for a hell of a show. ברוך אתה, אדוני אלוקינו, ריבון העולמים, מי יוצר צמחים ריחניים
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