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Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 10:59:49 AM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		I love a good sexist joke. Such as :-
 
Why do men name their penises?
Well, would you let a stranger make 99% of your decisions?
 
Men are like carpet tiles, once you've laid them properly you can walk all over them for the rest of their lives.
 
An intelligent man, the easter bunny and an intelligent woman are walking down the street. They spot £5 on the floor, who picks it up?
The intelligent woman of course, the other two dont exist.
 
Care to share your sexist jokes?????
 
Oh and apologies to anyone this offends

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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 11:37:11 AM   
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Status: offline 		Whats the difference between a man and a pig?

One has no manners, likes to live in its own filth and grunts a lot.

The other is a farmyard animal.

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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 2:57:02 PM   
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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 3:44:51 PM   
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How about this one?

How do you stop a man from gagging?

Take your heel out of his mouth

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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 3:50:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Found this at The Best Sexist Jokes Ever:

What's the best thing about getting a blow job?
The whole time she can't talk.


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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 3:52:37 PM   
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10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
9. A better model is always just around the corner.
8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
7. It is always necessary to have a backup.
6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
3. The lights are on but nobody's home.
2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
1. Size does matter

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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 3:54:11 PM   
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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 3:57:56 PM   
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   Q:    Why do women have two holes so close together?
          A:  So you can carry them home like a six-pack

     Q:  What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pussy?
          A:  Mashed potatoes doesn't make it's own gravy


    I'm going to stop now in case my wife finds this post

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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 4:08:51 PM   
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The Titanic went down without being asked.

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RE: Sexist jokes - 1/13/2007 9:27:26 PM   
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Found this at The Best Sexist Jokes Ever:

What's the best thing about getting a blow job?
The whole time she can't talk.



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