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It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 5:57:45 AM

twicehappy

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Last night we bought 4 carniverous plants. Three pitcher plants and one Venus flytrap. Then we bought them all new terrariums, moss etc and transplanted them to their new homes.

Now the best part, they had been in the little greenhouse for awhile and were kinda droopy so we fed them ground beef. The flytrap was so fast it snapped shut on the tweezers Scooter was using to feed them.

Anybody else have any of these?

On an outside note to the ladies (and crossdressers) we hit some awesome sales at Wally world. We found a cart full of sale stuff we wanted, i found two forty dollar strapless bras in my size (hard to do normally) for a few bucks apiece. Plus all the cute little summer cami's and tops with built in bras were the same price.

They are clearing out all of last years stock really cheap so go take a look.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 5:12:41 PM

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Hello A/all,

I used to raise carnivorous plants. Venus Fly Traps are nice, but I like the lethal brutality of Sundew and Butterworts.

It is also fun to watch insects fall into pitcher plants.

Just me, probably wrong because of my bug homicidal mania, but there ya go.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 5:40:59 PM

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I love the Addams family! Indeed, my cats are named Wednesday and Pugsley.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 5:52:29 PM

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Hello A/all,

I used to raise carnivorous plants. Venus Fly Traps are nice, but I like the lethal brutality of Sundew and Butterworts.

It is also fun to watch insects fall into pitcher plants.

Just me, probably wrong because of my bug homicidal mania, but there ya go.

Sinergy

You guys are all sick. Anyone who feels the need to inflict suffering on unsuspecting insects for their own twisted pleasure (or buttfuck fido, which is the same thing, really) should be considered unsafe and unsane as well as unconsensual.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 5:55:27 PM

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You guys are all sick. Anyone who feels the need to inflict suffering on unsuspecting insects for their own twisted pleasure (or buttfuck fido, which is the same thing, really) should be considered unsafe and unsane as well as unconsensual.

Lol, i am not feeding them insects at the moment, i am feeding them cow bits.

It is part of the cirle of life.

To S, we will be acquiring a sundew when it becomes available.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 6:05:07 PM

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quote:

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You guys are all sick. Anyone who feels the need to inflict suffering on unsuspecting insects for their own twisted pleasure (or buttfuck fido, which is the same thing, really) should be considered unsafe and unsane as well as unconsensual.

Lol, i am not feeding them insects at the moment, i am feeding them cow bits.

It is part of the cirle of life.

To S, we will be acquiring a sundew when it becomes available.

Sigh. Has the dreaded SSC reached all the way to carnivorous plant husbandry? It ain't like the old days, I'll tell ya.

(apologies to deathbyhairspray for using her signature intro, there.)

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 6:48:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

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ORIGINAL: Noah

You guys are all sick. Anyone who feels the need to inflict suffering on unsuspecting insects for their own twisted pleasure (or buttfuck fido, which is the same thing, really) should be considered unsafe and unsane as well as unconsensual.

Lol, i am not feeding them insects at the moment, i am feeding them cow bits.

It is part of the cirle of life.

To S, we will be acquiring a sundew when it becomes available.

Sigh. Has the dreaded SSC reached all the way to carnivorous plant husbandry? It ain't like the old days, I'll tell ya.

(apologies to deathbyhairspray for using her signature intro, there.)

The circle of life includes cows being eaten by plants?

Sinergy

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/14/2007 8:43:51 PM

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The circle of life includes cows being eaten by plants?

Sinergy

That's the longest I've ever laughed at a CM post.

Thank you

Maybe: "What goes around comes around" isn't just a commentary on penile curvature.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/15/2007 3:59:17 AM

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The circle of life includes cows being eaten by plants?

No goofy, the bug part does, but it is pouring rain here so i was not going out hunting bugs, hence the hamburger.

If you think about eventually everything gets eaten by plants, even us, we decompose, we are eaten by bugs, the bugs die or at least crap and the plants use both for food.

I had a rather huge Venus flytrap before and i fed it hamburger all winter when there just weren't any bugs for it to catch.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/15/2007 8:24:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: Noah

quote:

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The circle of life includes cows being eaten by plants?

Sinergy

That's the longest I've ever laughed at a CM post.

Thank you

Maybe: "What goes around comes around" isn't just a commentary on penile curvature.

I have my moments.

You are welcome :)

Sinergy

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 2:16:57 AM

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

The circle of life includes cows being eaten by plants?

No goofy, the bug part does, but it is pouring rain here so i was not going out hunting bugs, hence the hamburger.

If you think about eventually everything gets eaten by plants, even us, we decompose, we are eaten by bugs, the bugs die or at least crap and the plants use both for food.

I had a rather huge Venus flytrap before and i fed it hamburger all winter when there just weren't any bugs for it to catch.

I notice she didn't mention that that "huge" Venus fly trap she used to have, nearly consumed a kitten...lol. I guess that just shows that even plants like to eat pussy. OK..too early...I'm off to work.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 3:34:19 AM

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I I notice she didn't mention that that "huge" Venus fly trap she used to have, nearly consumed a kitten...lol. I guess that just shows that even plants like to eat pussy. OK..too early...I'm off to work.

Baddd man! Even that image makes me squirm and want to run for cover!

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 3:23:13 PM

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I I notice she didn't mention that that "huge" Venus fly trap she used to have, nearly consumed a kitten...lol. I guess that just shows that even plants like to eat pussy. OK..too early...I'm off to work.

Baddd man! Even that image makes me squirm and want to run for cover!

Was listening to a radio show, dont remember it, but they were talking about some woman who went to the doctor with pain in her vagina. Turns out she had been smuggling dope seeds and a few had germinated inside of her.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pulling weeds."

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 3:28:31 PM

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omg...........that is all I can think of to say to that.......omg

Oh I just thought of something. Imagine if she had been smuggling them up her arse! With all the fertilizer she would have had a tree growing instead of seedlings.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 4:11:22 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sinergy

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ORIGINAL: twicehappy

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ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash

I I notice she didn't mention that that "huge" Venus fly trap she used to have, nearly consumed a kitten...lol. I guess that just shows that even plants like to eat pussy. OK..too early...I'm off to work.

Baddd man! Even that image makes me squirm and want to run for cover!

Was listening to a radio show, dont remember it, but they were talking about some woman who went to the doctor with pain in her vagina. Turns out she had been smuggling dope seeds and a few had germinated inside of her.

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "pulling weeds."

Sinergy

Oral exams on cunniligus will be forthcoming...lol. No, it's not a gardening test..lol. As for the smuggler...hmm, wonder if weed-b-gone was on her list of hard limits?

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 4:54:29 PM

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Oral exams on cunniligus will be forthcoming...lol.

Bad, you just like to watch me try and cover , ummm, parts when you stick your tongue out!

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 5:53:51 PM

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The circle of life includes cows being eaten by plants?

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Why not? According to my cats, the circle of life includes 10-pound domestic felines consuming 400-lb deep-sea gamefish. Nature's a funny place. (tip to cat owners- NEVER walk out of the room and leave your swordfish steaks on the counter, even for a second)

On the plus side, Morticia Addams was one of the hottest TV characters ever, so you really can't go wrong as long as the plant doesn't start talking.

...dave

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/16/2007 6:46:36 PM

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Just curious.. i've never seen one of these plants up front.

What happens if you stick your hand in a venus fly trap?

Does it really have teeth?

And how would a plant consume a kitty?? Doesnt a plant have to chew swallow and then have a place to put the kitty? I mean plants have stalks and not stomachs...

oo and i was watching a show where an amazon snake (ya know the big ones) ate a gator and then split in two

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/17/2007 2:37:05 AM

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Just curious.. i've never seen one of these plants up front.

What happens if you stick your hand in a venus fly trap?

Does it really have teeth?

And how would a plant consume a kitty?? Doesnt a plant have to chew swallow and then have a place to put the kitty? I mean plants have stalks and not stomachs...

oo and i was watching a show where an amazon snake (ya know the big ones) ate a gator and then split in two

twice (or several others I am sure) can likely answer with more technical terms, but my understanding is that when they close up, they excrete enzymes, similar to stomach acid, and disolve their prey.....then the nutriets are absorbed and travel down the stem to the roots. It's more obvious in the pitcher plants, where you can visibly see the nectar they use to lure in insects, but this "soup" I believe is the caustic material that actually disolves the captor. Sounds kind of morbid actually, but their natural environment in a rain forest likely doesn't allow for many nutrients to be absorbed by the roots, until they would be big enough to get through the rubble of undergrowth on the top of the soil.

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RE: It is official, we are becoming the Addams family. - 1/17/2007 4:54:35 AM

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And how would a plant consume a kitty??

I had a very old very large Venus flytrap, it's leaves(picture someting that looks like to open green hands with 25 or so tiny fingers that can interlock when it closes them) were about the size of saucers. Curious kitten climbed the window sill and stepped on one of these "hands" so the plant did what it does, snapped shut with lightening speed trapping the kitten.

Luckily i was home, heard the frantic meows and cut it out and washed the poor kitten off otherwise it would have smothered and been digested i'm sure.

Here is a link with pics and info.

http://www.sarracenia.com/faq/faq2000.html

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