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MyMasterStephen -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 6:24:43 PM)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
Some poems rhyme,
But this one doesn't.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 6:35:39 PM)

Roses are red,
Violets are violet,
And if you don't like it,
Go drink with a pilot.

Yours,


benji




Aileen68 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 6:43:15 PM)

Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah.


Thank you very much.  I'll be here all week. 




Daddysredhead -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 6:46:50 PM)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I still get all giddy
when he says "I love you."




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 6:58:38 PM)

Roses are red
Orchids are pink
It's 42o in So Cal
I was serious about the mink!




duckfoot -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 7:10:16 PM)

"Roses are red"
I read this thread
Never expecting to get "Dang Me"
Stuck in my head
Again
For the second time
This week.

DANG YOU! Ougta take a rope and ...
Oh yeah, ropes aren't much of a threat around these parts, are they?




dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 7:23:27 PM)

Poets, I think,
Say roses are red.
Why does Jo drink
While reading this thread?




dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 7:25:03 PM)

Roses are red
Until they turn gray.
My poor brain is dead;
Thank God it's Friday.




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 7:26:26 PM)

Violets are blue
Roses are Red
Jo doesn't drink
I'm on Tylenol w/codeine instead.

Edited because I can't spell codeine...now where's My damn Woogie? I'm off to bed to die from the flu.




Aileen68 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 7:26:30 PM)

Jingle bells.
Batman smells.
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost it's wheel.
And the Joker ran away.




gooddogbenji -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 7:26:45 PM)

The thing about a poem is,
It doesn't matter how long it is.
The rhyming scheme may help a bit,
And the rhythm, of course, must be made to fit.

But a "Roses are red" poem,
If done perfectly right,
Can lift up a person,
And make their night.

Yours,


benji




dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 7:32:13 PM)

quote:

Oh yeah, ropes aren't much of a threat around these parts, are they?


Roses are red,
Lillies are pure
Your whisper of rope
Has a certain allure.




dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 8:00:36 PM)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The next thing you know
We'll be doing haiku




goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 8:10:08 PM)

roses are red
dead ones are black
hop in my car
i'll do you in back

violets are blue
dogs walk on land
melt in my mouth
not in my hand

sugar is sweet
something you'll learn
time to flip over
now it's my turn

and so are you
willing? i bet you are
now drop the roses
and get in my car




darchChylde -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 8:12:37 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Roses are red
Violets are blue
The next thing you know
We'll be doing haiku


Roses are red
I'd never write a poem
In style of haiku.




Lashra -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 8:13:57 PM)

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I tell my sub "get nekkid"
so I can fuck you.

~Lashra




Lorelei115 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 8:33:20 PM)

Roses are Red
Cough Drops are blue
I'm sick in the head
And the rest of me too.




dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 8:44:15 PM)

Roses are red.
Leaves, they are green.
Dear Helen Mirren
Makes one awesome queen.




Lorelei115 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 9:13:32 PM)

Roses are red
Daffodils yellow
I'm horny tonight
And you're a fine fellow

(That's TOTALLY going on my valentines day card. Who says I don't have a romantic soul?)




CalliopePurple -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 11:16:37 PM)

Roses are red.
Dead violets are black.
Why is your chest
as flat as your back?




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