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darchChylde -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 11:19:08 PM)
Roses are red Carnations are pink Ate a few burritos Boy does the room stink

topkat757 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/19/2007 11:24:00 PM)
Roses are red my face is turing green If I hear one more of these I will blow cuhunks all over my sceen[sm=noway.gif]

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/21/2007 8:52:55 PM)
a poem for dc roses are red white is the snow tomorrow i can stay in bed but it's off to work you go! (this is me not rubbing it in) [:)]

dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/21/2007 8:55:44 PM)
Roses are red; this boy is blue. The feds work tomorrow, so I have to too. Enjoy your day off!

Gauge -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/21/2007 9:01:30 PM)
Roses are red Violets are blueish If it weren't for Jesus We'd all be Jewish Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So fuck off

wyldsubmissive -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/21/2007 9:35:51 PM)
Roses are red, There's blood on my back, Because of marks that've been left, With a razor strap. Roses are red, I'm wondering why, This thread is so long, Mayhap DC knows why? Roses are red, My hairs in a tangle It hurts like a bitch When I brush the wrong angle. Roses are red, This is a long effin' thread, I don't feel like rhyming 'Cause its my bed... timing? -Wyld

darchChylde -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/21/2007 9:44:24 PM)
Roses are red Violets are purple I ruined this poem Cause nothing rhymes with purple.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/21/2007 10:01:05 PM)
quote: Roses are red Violets are purple I ruined this poem Cause nothing rhymes with purple. According to Lotus Surple rhymes with purple...otoh so does nurple, furple and burple. Just a thought. PS. I can so make up words because I am a real twue Dominate. It says so in my "Big Book of Dominates" as well as on the enclosed certificate that I paid $19.98. I even took an online class in being a Real Twue Dominate.

RubberWitch -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/22/2007 1:35:18 AM)
roses are grey violets are grey I'll make an appointment with the optitian today

dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/22/2007 5:21:56 PM)
Not that I would ever say I told you so . . . quote: Roses are red Violets are blue The next thing you know We'll be doing haiku Launched last night: The Haiku Thread

RobertCloud -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (1/22/2007 6:14:17 PM)
Roses are red White, Pink, and Yellow But which do I buy It confuses this fellow To say the right thing To the girl I court Don't want to go to quick The romance to abort Yet too slow is no good She'll think I am a flake So red it will be Romance I will make But at the door stands Dad As big as a Sasquatch Home by eleven As he points to his watch I give her the Roses She smiles so brightly Then kisses my cheek Ever so lightly Out on the road And before we are down the street She whispers in my ear And we turn someplace discreet I have no time to think Her hands to my zipper goes I thought she was innocent But not the way she blows Then into the back seat She rides me like wild fire Then I turn her over And begin to take out my desire I spank her ass hard As I slide between her cheeks And we buck and grind All night like two freaks The sun is rising in the mirror Before we collapse from our session Tired and worn out From a night of our passion Then I remember a finger Pointing to a watch Home by Eleven Had said the Sasquatch Quickly we dressed Into my eyes she looked "I did not know you were like this, I'm yours, I'm hooked." We drove the her house the lights were still dark She snuck inside then I heard her dog bark Out the door ran her dad A baseball bat in his hand I thought of leaving but instead I got out and made my stand He paused and looked at me His eyes filled with shock "You are one brave son of a bitch, cause I should feed you your cock!" "Do as you wish, Sir." I said. "It matters not, I am will stand here I made a mistake and will take it Because I love your daughter." He lowered the bat and looked at me Then walked up close I never saw it coming A fist to the nose I woke up an hour later Where I was I had no clue She was sitting beside me And my eyes were black and blue.

dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/9/2007 8:38:34 PM)
Roses are red, Violets are blue. I thought that this thread Should be opened anew.

MsPoetress -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/9/2007 8:54:04 PM)
Rose are Red Bullets are Lead Tell me you Love me Or Get Shot in the Head ~poe

dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/9/2007 9:03:31 PM)
Violets are blue, Roses are red. Why am I surfing? I should be in bed.

lighthearted -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/10/2007 5:19:45 AM)
roses are red violets are blue whatever. (shamelessly copied by me and now inflicted upon you)

feastie -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/10/2007 5:42:08 AM)
Roses are red Leaves are brown Learn the difference 'Tween verb and noun

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/10/2007 9:59:11 AM)
roses are red windows are glass make me so happy and slap me on the ass.[8D]

MadameDahlia -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/10/2007 12:40:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RubberWitch roses are grey violets are grey I'll make an appointment with the optitian today Snickers Greatness.

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/14/2007 8:21:07 AM)
Today of all days Roses are red A good enough reason To stay in bed Happy Wednesday

dcnovice -> RE: Roses Are Red Thread (2/14/2007 7:26:46 PM)
Roses are red. Some tulips are too. A happy V Day, folks, To all of you.

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