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LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 7:13:24 PM)
At age 21 I was a far better "expert" at bondage than half the 40+ doms you will find on this site. I also was a far better "expert" in philosophy than 98% of the people here (and am child compared to the other 2%). And I'd say the same goes for mind fucks, humiliation and objectification, sexual energy transfer, Buffy trivia, and a few other things. But you won't hear me claim such except in threads like these that try to say I can't be an expert in things because of my age.

Aileen68 -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 7:14:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross At age 21 I was a far better "expert" at bondage than half the 40+ doms you will find on this site. I also was a far better "expert" in philosophy than 98% of the people here (and am child compared to the other 2%). And I'd say the same goes for mind fucks, humiliation and objectification, sexual energy transfer, Buffy trivia, and a few other things. But you won't hear me claim such except in threads like these that try to say I can't be an expert in things because of my age. You forgot modesty. [;)]

thetammyjo -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 7:20:59 PM)
I didn't see the lists on this website as really being about "experts" so much as the level of interest and the degree to which it is important to you plus how much you do it. I personally don't like what the rankings are called. I'd find it more useful to have two categories: Interest and Frequency for example.

BDSM05478 -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 7:22:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LuckyAlbatross At age 21 I was a far better "expert" at bondage than half the 40+ doms you will find on this site. I also was a far better "expert" in philosophy than 98% of the people here (and am child compared to the other 2%). And I'd say the same goes for mind fucks, humiliation and objectification, sexual energy transfer, Buffy trivia, and a few other things. But you won't hear me claim such except in threads like these that try to say I can't be an expert in things because of my age. And all that just reinforces the point in my thoughts. Those that are do not have to claim to be, thank you LA for your shining example. I think that generally the more someone claims to be an expert at various unrelated subjects that requier deep study and practise whithin a short amount of time is just impossible on a sheer time level when concerned with age. edit cause I always seem to have something more to add after I re-read my posts.

domiguy -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 8:36:32 PM)
I am not an expert in anything.(Domiguy looks sad, head hung low) I might be an expert or well versed in a few parts of something, but alas, nothing as a whole(Domiguy now spinning the cylinder of handgun...puts gun to temple pulls trigger... dissapointed nothing happens...looks down barrel of gun with a forlorn sigh...repeats procedure.)...So sad. Yet as I reconsider I do believe...No strike that! I KNOW I was an expert at ONE thing (Eyes start to glisten...typing more rapidly now) It was a commercial...Yep just one commercial that seemed to never stop running...It went something like this: Customer: How do you get your shirts so clean, Mr. Lee? Mr. Lee: Ancient Chinese Secret. (Camera shows Mrs Lee all grungy and sweaty doing laundry and probably sewing together some Nike shoes.) Mrs. Lee: My husband, some hot shot. Here's his ancient Chinese secret. Calgon. Calgon's two water softeners soften wash waters so detergents clean better, In hardest water, Calgon helps detergents get laundry up to 30% cleaner. (Mrs. Lee now walks from the back(hidden) part of store to the front of store holding an empty box of Calgon.) Mrs. Lee: (yelling at husband and shaking the box in his face) We need more Calgon! Customer: (to Mr. Lee in an astonished voice) Ancient Chinese Secret, Huh! (although not depicted in the actual commercial, and keep in mind I was a young Domiboy when this commercial originally aired, I always imagined,as soon as the customer left, an enraged Mr. Lee Fucking the shit out of Mrs. Lee's ass using Calgon as the only lubricant till her ass was a bloody mess....Punishing her for acting like such a twat in front of one of his customers.) Soooo.... Calgon Commercial....Expert. So when do I get some of this fine "Collarme" pussy?.....(polishing nipple clamps..looks at flogger...staring at computer waiting for "New Messages.") out. D.G. p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.

LTRsubNW -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 8:41:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BDSM05478 There is something I have been seeing alot of recently, self proclaimed experts in several even unqualified catagories. I know we can all claim to be experts in Flea Markets and Ren Fairs but that isn't something that I can see even bothering to mark. How about those claiming to be experts in the bdsm lifestyle?? Just that alone is an impossiblity. When I see someone that is 21 and an "expert" in Nanotechnology, Archaeology, Museums, Hypnosis, Knife play and is a professional chef, I begin to doubt not only their truthfullness but also their perception of themselves. I know at least 4 people will chime in with age is not a predictor of experience or knowledge but in this example I disagree. I think it really cheapens the actual expert that paid their dues to claim that right. What defines someone as an expert in spankings?? I'm an expert in nanotechnology. Did someone have a question?

Lorelei115 -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 8:56:23 PM)
I'm an expert at putting my foot in my mouth. Yup, some day that sucker's gonna have to be surgically removed.

Aileen68 -> RE: Expert? (1/19/2007 8:56:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy I am not an expert in anything.(Domiguy looks sad, head hung low) I might be an expert or well versed in a few parts of something, but alas, nothing as a whole(Domiguy now spinning the cylinder of handgun...puts gun to temple pulls trigger... dissapointed nothing happens...looks down barrel of gun with a forlorn sigh...repeats procedure.)...So sad. Yet as I reconsider I do believe...No strike that! I KNOW I was an expert at ONE thing (Eyes start to glisten...typing more rapidly now) It was a commercial...Yep just one commercial that seemed to never stop running...It went something like this: Customer: How do you get your shirts so clean, Mr. Lee? Mr. Lee: Ancient Chinese Secret. (Camera shows Mrs Lee all grungy and sweaty doing laundry and probably sewing together some Nike shoes.) Mrs. Lee: My husband, some hot shot. Here's his ancient Chinese secret. Calgon. Calgon's two water softeners soften wash waters so detergents clean better, In hardest water, Calgon helps detergents get laundry up to 30% cleaner. (Mrs. Lee now walks from the back(hidden) part of store to the front of store holding an empty box of Calgon.) Mrs. Lee: (yelling at husband and shaking the box in his face) We need more Calgon! Customer: (to Mr. Lee in an astonished voice) Ancient Chinese Secret, Huh! (although not depicted in the actual commercial, and keep in mind I was a young Domiboy when this commercial originally aired, I always imagined,as soon as the customer left, an enraged Mr. Lee Fucking the shit out of Mrs. Lee's ass using Calgon as the only lubricant till her ass was a bloody mess....Punishing her for acting like such a twat in front of one of his customers.) Soooo.... Calgon Commercial....Expert. So when do I get to punish some of the rancid box on this thing?.....(polishing nipple clamps..looks at flogger...staring at computer waiting for "New Messages.") out. D.G. p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers. I remember this commercial...but not your alternate ending. [&:]

szobras -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 1:14:28 AM)
I would suppose that the things listed here on Collarme with the choice to share a level of experience at them is intended to give others looking at a profile an idea of who theymay possibly be making the choice to talk with. In reference to unqualified area's. If it is on here, is of my interest, then by all means I will "check the box", for it may be that someone has the desire to communicate with someone else that may hold a certian amount of knowledge or skill in that area. Someone claiming to be an expert in anything would best have the backround to validate the claim. Those are granted by others of extensive experience whom choose to refer to another as an "expert." I read the posts here and on the forums and must say that, many must really know others here extremely well for great lengths of time to know so much about others, and thier "expertise" in some area's. I do not know any BDSM experts, though know a few people that are experts by any right in thier field of interests. Along with KnightofMists, I agree that I truely enjoy the generousity of sharing what thier knowledge. Amazingly, all I have to do is take the time to ask, and get to know them.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 1:37:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lorelei115 I'm an expert at putting my foot in my mouth. Yup, some day that sucker's gonna have to be surgically removed. Yeah, me too. ...But I can put down a mean spankin' though. M

dawntreader -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 4:24:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: domiguy (although not depicted in the actual commercial, and keep in mind I was a young Domiboy when this commercial originally aired, I always imagined,as soon as the customer left, an enraged Mr. Lee Fucking the shit out of Mrs. Lee's ass using Calgon as the only lubricant till her ass was a bloody mess....Punishing her for acting like such a twat in front of one of his customers.) Soooo.... Calgon Commercial....Expert. D.G. p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers. LMAO! i think a spanking would be preferably to Calgon lubricant! But i am not an "expert" on Calgon so i can't say for sure...

dawntreader -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 4:30:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QuietDom Note to novice Doms; do not refer openly to your sub as a "test subject." If something you do gets rewarded with a jump and a yelp, it's better to say something like "Liked that, did you?" than "Hmmm, that was interesting. Let's try that again..." Not that I'll take my own advice, I suppose. Again, another post not meant to be read while sipping coffee over a keyboard! lol! "Hmmm, that was interesting. Let's try that again..." this is also a line from one of my favorite Linkin Park songs, which, btw, would make great background music for a spanking session - not that i am an expert or anything! lol

WorldofSilence -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 6:07:55 AM)
This just popped into My head while reading everything I think the term expert just might be the wrong word to use because as people pointed out it comes in different ways and forms, however I think it should be based on experince. For example I am a vetern of playing table top games, nowhere near an expert but I've been playing them since I was 13. This is a term we use in our gaming clubs, beginner,intermediate,advanced and vetern. So I would be an intermediate vetern player. Another is I'm an advanced Martial Artist, no way am I an "expert" in it, because that stunts your learning of a given style you are trying to learn, My old sensi used to say "approach every lesson with a beginners mind". Just a thought grins perhaps it would be better to have the levels we can pick come from terms of experince? WoS

ownedgirlie -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 9:09:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW I'm an expert in nanotechnology. Did someone have a question? Do you know Ralph Merkle?

dawntreader -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 9:55:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie quote: ORIGINAL: LTRsubNW I'm an expert in nanotechnology. Did someone have a question? Do you know Ralph Merkle? ROFLMAO!!!

ownedgirlie -> RE: Expert? (1/20/2007 10:14:31 AM)
Um....I was serious - he was one of the leading discoverers/creators of nano technology.

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