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Try to Explain - 3/2/2005 11:24:32 AM

tramplemenc

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> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
>
> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
> the light.
>
> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>
> She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
>
> So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
> romantic session, she turned on the lights.
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> She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
> pleasure device... a vibrator!
>
> Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>
> She went completely ballistic.
>
> "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
> me all of these years?
>
> You better explain yourself!"
>
> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>
> "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

>

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RE: Try to Explain - 3/2/2005 11:37:55 AM

MadameDahlia

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Oh... yikes.

Lucy... you got some 'splainin' to do.

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