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The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 3:56:42 PM

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My good friend Phil and I would hang out more............but, unfortunately, he tells the Swankster on a pretty regular basis that "Hanging out with you makes me do stupid shit."

I've always been under the impression that one's youth SHOULD BE the time to do as much stupid shit as possible.........so you don't regret it when you get older.

The other day, in celebration of Philip's 22 birthday, we went out to a high-class titty bar. There's always a few strippers in every bunch that try to have a quick "Get to know you" session before soliciting a lap-dance, which I found to be the perfect opportunity to invent THE LYING GAME.

I saw the little hottie coming to talk to us with that dollar-sign gleam in her eyes, so I leaned over and whispered to Phil, "Just go along with everything I saw and act natural If she asks you specific questions, just beat around the bush. Trust me.........this is going to be funny" I didn't really know at the time how well it would work out for him.

Before she sat down, I had taken "Alexis" her by the hand, and led her up to the closed off lap-dance area, promptly put down twenty bucks (default cost for most lap-dances across America, apparently) We had a good little chit-chat, and to make a long story short, I told her I was trying to show Philip the best birthday ever, because he'd been diagnosed with an incurable brain tumor that would probably kill him within two years. I managed not to crack a smile, and for a moment, projected this gravitas so well, that I thought "Alexis" would start crying on the spot.

After our dance was over, she literally GRABBED Philip from the side of the stage, and took him into the V.I.P room. A little bit later, Phil told me that the gal had given him a free lap dance AND half-a-handjob (no ejaculation). He asked me what I had told her, and when I let the cat out of the bag, Phil almost collapsed into a laughing heap.

That's when our newly birthed "Lying Game" took form. We've only been doing it for a few days at work (yes, we are coworkers), but the results have been nothing short of hilarious. Telling non-malicious lies for the pure sake of the lie itself is fucking awesome.

Maybe we'll get to hang out more, and see where else the Lying Game gets us.

***Edited to add: I'm surprised that they put some of the nicest titty bars in the middle of nowhere..........but, then again, for the high-profile types, that might be a good thing. This place was in the middle of the fucking backwoods!!!!

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:03:17 PM

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Ahhh youth...you know what happens to naughty little boys don't you Treswank?

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:04:53 PM

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Ahhh youth...you know what happens to naughty little boys don't you Treswank?

They get pulled over by the police, written up at work, or end up living in shitty apartments in buildings full of drug-fiends. I'm guessing that they also get called into the "Admin" office at work on a semi-regular basis, and chewed out. That's just my guess, though.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:09:35 PM

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My, and here I was just thinking of an oldfashioned OTK spanking for lying. Perhaps a washing out of the mouth with some soap.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:11:21 PM

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My, and here I was just thinking of an oldfashioned OTK spanking for lying. Perhaps a washing out of the mouth with some soap.

Did I mention that I have leukemia? Okay.......I'm just kidding. But, on a serious note, I used to be in little band back in the day. You may have heard of us - we were called Guns N' Roses. We eventually broke over the band's Aquanet abuse, but we had some good times.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:15:56 PM

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Aren't you adorable....where did I put that bar of soap?

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:16:23 PM

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I have eight toes on my left foot....all the better to pick things up off the floor.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:21:17 PM

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Well, Slash and I were once playing "Paradise City" in this huge arena in South Dakota, when he totally fucked up the guitar solo. I got so angry that I swung the microphone stand at him..........and the goddam thing literally knocked his head off. I had to put it in an icebox and carry it in the ambulance on the way to South Dakota's only hospital, which was about forty minutes away. Luckily, Slash's head got sown back on, and he wasn't even pissed for that long. We even joke about it sometimes, when we all get together for slumber parties.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:29:54 PM

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I have eight toes on my left foot....all the better to pick things up off the floor.

*Laughs* A friend of a friend in my high school U.S. History class told our teacher that she had an extra toe on each foot. (Right after he'd told the class he has a foot phobia)

He wouldn't look at her. Wouldn't even turn away from the board. He pointed to the door and growled, "Out."

She started to protest and he flew into a rage. "Out... out... OUT!! Now!" She could barely stand up straight as she walked out the door because she was laughing so hard.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:39:25 PM

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LOL MadameDahlia!!! It's always nice to get under a teacher's skin.

What initially gave me the idea in the strip club was a story that one of my older friends had told me. Apparently he was hanging out with a buddy, and eyeing up this beautiful women in a bar, who, in normal beautiful woman style, was totally ignoring him. That is, ignoring him until he came from the bathroom after a piss. You see- his buddy had struck up a conversation with the snobby girl, and "casually" mentioned that my friend was SUPER-WEALTHY, and that he always dressed in flannel shirts and jeans because he felt that "he didn't have to impress anyone with his wealth." Apparently, this girl would not stay the fuck off of him for the rest of the night.

For alot of women, MONEY is biggest turn-on you can possess.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:51:31 PM

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I think Tre is the sexiest motherfucker on this planet.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:52:17 PM

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This is called "The Lying Game" Aileen - not "Erotic Confessions", or "State the Obvious."

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:53:10 PM

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This is called "The Lying Game" Aileen -

Exactly!

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:54:39 PM

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This is called "The Lying Game" Aileen -

Exactly! Oh wait................I got "Sexy Confessions" and "Lying" confused for a second. Silly me......now I'm going to have to send Tre nude pictures to make up for it.

You don't have to do all that, Aileen.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:56:25 PM

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Tre makes me all wet an gushy when he wears his ARMY sweatshirt.
I practically cum when he does his sloooow striptease and pulls it so alluringly up over his chin pubes.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 4:58:06 PM

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You'd better be careful, Aileen. It's a scientific fact that getting too hot and bothered over the Swankster can create orgasms that cause cardiac arrest.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 5:01:46 PM

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You'd better be careful, Aileen. It's a scientific fact that getting too hot and bothered over the Swankster can create orgasms that cause cardiac arrest.

Oh my. Just your words put me over the edge. Three times these past five minutes.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 5:06:51 PM

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You'd better be careful, Aileen. It's a scientific fact that getting too hot and bothered over the Swankster can create orgasms that cause cardiac arrest.

Oh my. Just your words put me over the edge. Three times these past five minutes.

I rest my case. *Licks index fingers and slicks down eyebrows.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 5:36:29 PM

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Damn...I wanted to be the one to slick your eyebrows, and not with my fingers and spit either.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 7:19:13 PM

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Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction. I saw them. They were big and really scary, and he was gonna use them any day now to destroy our way of life.

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