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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 9:54:12 PM   
Lorelei115


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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 10:09:17 PM   
poplolly


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Status: offline 		I adore my UM's every single minute of every single day no matter what kind of stupidity they may have gotten into.  Because they are perfect.  Yes, they are!  (The is the Lying Game, is it not?!?!)

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/24/2007 10:20:39 PM   
ElectraGlide


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From: Maryland
Status: offline 		Before I got a BDSM name I was just David. I met a Sub lady from the Middle East and I had a drug and Alcohol problem also. She called me Sir Hassen Ben Sober. Well she end up dumping me and my drug and alcohol problems prevented me from getting a new sub lady. So the local BDSM community called me Sir Hassen Ben Laid Lately. Well I got sober and I named myself after my motorcycle, ElectraGlide. { This is the Lying Game how did you like that one Swankster }

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 4:14:51 AM   
Chloelicious


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< Message edited by Chloelicious -- 1/25/2007 4:15:15 AM >

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If love is blind......I guess I will buy myself a cane (guns and roses

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 8:19:13 AM   
SusanofO


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Status: offline 		The following is NOT a lie: Reading this thread (especially the banter between Aileen and TreSwank) gave me the biggest laugh I've had in days now.
Thank you!!

- Susan

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That perches in the soul,
And sings the tune without the words,
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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 10:40:31 AM   
TreSwank


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Status: offline 		That's what I call "The Fine Art of Lying."   Everyone tells the occasional lie, but only certain talented individuals can make it into an artform.

*Edited to add:  By the way - did I mention  that People magazine selected me as one of the year's "50 Most Beautiful People".  There was an award ceremony and all that yas-yas, but I couldn't really go.  You see, I was occupied with saving about 70 Nigerian orphans from a burning building.  After that, I went down to Mickey D's and had a couple happy-meals.

< Message edited by TreSwank -- 1/25/2007 10:51:55 AM >

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 6:58:59 PM   
HouseofBear


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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 7:11:55 PM   
bludemonn


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Status: offline 		greatest lie :- * I am a human being... I am as sane and saney mcsane of the sane clan, being fabulously wealthy and well endowed (laughs) I often find myself all over magazines (hmm now some of that could be true), I enjoy poetry recitals, psychic readings and reiki cos its ALL REAL! (bloody trying to tell me Santa was made up YOUR WRONG!)  I would like world peace, everyone to hug eachother and love, we should all have money and lots of food and ALL be happy... (yeah cos that would work!)      

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 7:16:55 PM   
Piyush


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Joined: 8/3/2006
From: Toronto, ON, Canada
Status: offline 		This is no lie, but some memories came back about getting under teacher's skin. I have experience with that: liquid ink on the music teacher, chalk at the science teacher, broken chair for the gym guy, locked classroom door for the math one - this one was the best, she thought she was at the wrong door and spent a good 15 minutes trying to find the right one - and this crowned prince of Torture the Teachers land is best known for producing a fake, but authentic looking, report card of the highschool principle which showed he failed 4 of the 10 subjects in his last year of highschool.

All hail
The prince of Torture the Teachers land
Piyush.

PS: Piyush means light, a symbol of guidance for students of all ages ;)

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 7:42:13 PM   
dcnovice


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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 7:44:25 PM   
bludemonn


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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 8:46:57 PM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		I was born in a wagon of a travelling show. My momma had to dance for the money they stole and grandpa did whatever he could, preach a little gospel and sell a couple bottles of witch's brew. Then my wickedly step brother kidnapped me and sold me to some wandering gypsies. Years past before I was able to escape and I now make my living as Canada's national hero.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 9:19:30 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		OJ is innocent and is looking for the real killers.

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How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 9:58:36 PM   
ElectraGlide


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Status: offline 		Van Halen is getting back together. Unfortunately I am too busy for it , so David Lee Roth will have to take my place instead.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/25/2007 10:01:05 PM   
bearincuffs


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Status: offline 		Gee that's strange as David Lee Roth called me earlier and he wants to be my full time pimp.

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An it harm none, do as thou wilt
Do what you will, so long as it harms none
An it harm none, do what thou will
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/26/2007 3:41:47 AM   
TreSwank


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck

OJ is innocent and is looking for the real killers.



LMFAO

   Yeah.  Everyone knows he's right on top of that one.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/26/2007 12:49:57 PM   
SDFemDom4cuck


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Status: offline 		Off topic...ah, so you didn't see the news reports we did out here in Cali where he not only reiterated this but claimed to have new leads he was following up? He's all over the news about the book advance being not eligible for being used for restitution.

On topic.. In fact he and Robert Blake are going to form their own PI services called Didit, Gotawaywithit, and Howe.

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She dealt her pretty words like Blades -
How glittering they shone -
And every One unbared a Nerve
Or wantoned with a Bone -

I want a sensitive man - one who'll cry when I hit him.

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/27/2007 12:56:15 PM   
dcnovice


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INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

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RE: The Lying Game - 1/27/2007 12:59:28 PM   
darchChylde


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RE: The Lying Game - 1/27/2007 1:04:56 PM   
dcnovice


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