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RobertCloud -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 1:55:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: polyamorous She has 40+ acres in MI not far from the KY border and will welcome us all in her big, old farm house. MI (Michigan) is a hell of a distance from Kentucky... now maybe you meant MO (Missouri)

FukinTroll -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 1:57:17 PM)
Okay Robert, you are really goofing this up. Get you're reality out of our day/nighttime soap-opera fantasy.

RobertCloud -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 2:36:13 PM)
LOL.. Actually.. I was going to say.. Wait a minute.. I am the fictional Author here.. This does make a good idea for a story but it is only the outline, there is no depth, the grammar sucks, and it needs a lot of work. Hell, it has my brain spinning though. And Poly! If this is real, perhaps it is, you went about this very wrong. You should never have gone to a public forum like this asking for advice. #1. Your "so-called" girls needed psychological help, you should have sent them to therapy before EVER considering anything else. #2. You are in no position to even be considering a relationship as a Dominant if you are having recurring suicidal thoughts. Until you have your own head on straight, you should put that aside. Personally, I am like the others, it seems too much drama to me to be real. I have been through to many people playing the drama card for attention, and if you are doing that, then by all means you are definitely not Dominant enough to own anyone. Forget the polyamorous lifestyle, you don't have enough fortitude to survive alone, you definitely do not have enough to even take care of one girl, let alone a houseload.

sensualmagirl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 2:58:14 PM)
I can't follow the OP's ramblings anymore... It's him and "polyamorous pet" -- why is he afraid she's going to run away? But, yet, he talks about being alone? Geeeessssh... I read something like xanax (other drugs I don't know) and marijuana and some alcohol consumption... Is polyamorous pet a pink rabbit named Harvey? I seriously hope these girls are in counceling, and I saw on another thread he posted, kindaeasy69 left the OP information for Mental Health Association in Southwestern New Jersey... if he missed it, here's the link: http://www.collarchat.com/m_585038/mpage_2/key_/tm.htm#818411 please get some help...

cjenny -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 3:01:15 PM)
....Harvey....hahahaha. Oh I loved that movie!

RWAble -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 3:03:40 PM)
I have to agree, great movie quote]ORIGINAL: cjenny ....Harvey....hahahaha. Oh I loved that movie! [/quote]

BobtheSubBuilder -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 3:20:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kc692 I definitely have the drawl, smiles, and a low throaty voice(growl) ( so I am told, lol) Certain bits of Bob melt - others dont quote: Like the line about the 'special' toolbox, chuckles...... Wanna see what i keep in here? hehe

kc692 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 5:05:17 PM)
If you were replying to me, I wasn't making that up, smiles, I do love your domly self!!

mnottertail -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 7:48:29 PM)
You ever been in Kentucky baby? Could you see yourself there? Lesbian maybe? Couple kids hanging off your tits? Running a little business? Run silent run deep? Like that? Werner Klemperer (have I enticed you?)

SweetSarijane -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/13/2007 8:14:59 PM)
This is the thread that never ends yes it goes on and on my friend......... lol, sorry, just couldn't resist that. This thread has been hilarious and entertaining as hell [:D]

happypervert -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 12:35:40 PM)
quote: I can't follow the OP's ramblings anymore... It's him and "polyamorous pet" -- why is he afraid she's going to run away? Because he's been so busy taking care of his mom, taking his meds, starting his businesses, nursing on mother's milk, posting here and IMing the rest of his family that he hasn't gotten around to cutting out her tongue and nailing her feet to the floor so she can work in customer service. That's next on the list, though.

findmedaddy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 12:46:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: happypervert quote: I can't follow the OP's ramblings anymore... It's him and "polyamorous pet" -- why is he afraid she's going to run away? Because he's been so busy taking care of his mom, taking his meds, starting his businesses, nursing on mother's milk, posting here and IMing the rest of his family that he hasn't gotten around to cutting out her tongue and nailing her feet to the floor so she can work in customer service. That's next on the list, though. No, it's because he is an orphan who was abandoned at the hospital and "whom" adopted him messed him up and never fixed his "death alone switch," or whatever the hell he said back there a ways. So now he can't even walk to the bathroom without being afraid the woman in his bed is going to jump out the window and run away to Kentucky where it is so backward and full of squirrel-eaters that she will never be noticed. I think he also said something about $20...maybe what they charge in Kentucky for a nice, plump, squirrel if it isn't actual roadkill? Keep UP, people! Yeesh!

sensualmagirl -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 12:49:46 PM)
Nursing on Breast Milk? Where'd that come from... I think I must glaze over trying to read his ramblings...

topcat -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 1:52:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: findmedaddy quote: ORIGINAL: happypervert quote: I can't follow the OP's ramblings anymore... It's him and "polyamorous pet" -- why is he afraid she's going to run away? Because he's been so busy taking care of his mom, taking his meds, starting his businesses, nursing on mother's milk, posting here and IMing the rest of his family that he hasn't gotten around to cutting out her tongue and nailing her feet to the floor so she can work in customer service. That's next on the list, though. No, it's because he is an orphan who was abandoned at the hospital and "whom" adopted him messed him up and never fixed his "death alone switch," or whatever the hell he said back there a ways. So now he can't even walk to the bathroom without being afraid the woman in his bed is going to jump out the window and run away to Kentucky where it is so backward and full of squirrel-eaters that she will never be noticed. I think he also said something about $20...maybe what they charge in Kentucky for a nice, plump, squirrel if it isn't actual roadkill? Keep UP, people! Yeesh! No, it's becuase the TRo on the evil master ran out so he is leading them hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-etc. over the hills to freedom, carrying his mom on a litter, and singing/hummingnodding their heads along to 'Maria's Theme'. And they are all wearing leiderhosen. *please- for the love of god- stop me!*

Vampyress33 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 3:07:38 PM)
Man I can't believe this thread is still going..................reminds me of the energizer bunny... that keeps going.. going... going...

kindaeasy69 -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 3:19:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl Nursing on Breast Milk? Where'd that come from... I think I must glaze over trying to read his ramblings... For those who missed it: http://www.collarchat.com/m_585038/mpage_1/key_/tm.htm last post on the first page. (Just be sure you aren't drinking or eating when you follow the link)

findmedaddy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 3:37:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: topcat quote: ORIGINAL: findmedaddy quote: ORIGINAL: happypervert quote: I can't follow the OP's ramblings anymore... It's him and "polyamorous pet" -- why is he afraid she's going to run away? Because he's been so busy taking care of his mom, taking his meds, starting his businesses, nursing on mother's milk, posting here and IMing the rest of his family that he hasn't gotten around to cutting out her tongue and nailing her feet to the floor so she can work in customer service. That's next on the list, though. No, it's because he is an orphan who was abandoned at the hospital and "whom" adopted him messed him up and never fixed his "death alone switch," or whatever the hell he said back there a ways. So now he can't even walk to the bathroom without being afraid the woman in his bed is going to jump out the window and run away to Kentucky where it is so backward and full of squirrel-eaters that she will never be noticed. I think he also said something about $20...maybe what they charge in Kentucky for a nice, plump, squirrel if it isn't actual roadkill? Keep UP, people! Yeesh! No, it's becuase the TRo on the evil master ran out so he is leading them hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-etc. over the hills to freedom, carrying his mom on a litter, and singing/hummingnodding their heads along to 'Maria's Theme'. And they are all wearing leiderhosen. *please- for the love of god- stop me!* LOL LOL LOL. Can't top that!

ScooterTrash -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 3:39:42 PM)
OK...this one wins; the weirdest thread I have ever attempted to read and I thought I had read some strange ones. This makes the gal who used the extension cord for electric play, almost plausible.

sugarcoatedscamp -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 3:49:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash OK...this one wins; the weirdest thread I have ever attempted to read and I thought I had read some strange ones. This makes the gal who used the extension cord for electric play, almost plausible. I have to admit, the pet-resuscitation scene in 'Something About Mary' gave me a little shiver in my naughty bits... [sm=evil.gif]

findmedaddy -> RE: HELP! (not made up!) (2/14/2007 5:43:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ScooterTrash OK...this one wins; the weirdest thread I have ever attempted to read and I thought I had read some strange ones. This makes the gal who used the extension cord for electric play, almost plausible. The key word there is "almost." Means you win today's prize for basic sanity, if even this thread can't push you over the edge.

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