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lilsubl -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/29/2007 8:46:49 PM)

i'm extremely near-sighted...when i got my first glasses at the age of 8, my mom says i looked across the street & said, "wow, that's a tree!!"  i've always been partial to the odd ones, the really cool ones, in my book...once i bought a pair of glow-in-the-dark sunglasses that i can never actually wear--not prescription--but i bought them for the irony of it...i tried taking my daughter one time to help me pick out the frames, cause i'm too blind to be able to tell what they look like on me til the corrective lenses are in place...unfortunately, i forgot she's much more conservative than i am & bought the ones she recommended instead of the ones with the rhinestones & i was never more unhappy about frames in my life...so it's good to take a friend with you to assist in the selection, but be careful who you listen to....




SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/29/2007 9:40:25 PM)

Glasses on guys can look very hot. Given the photo on your avatar I would go with either a small rectangular frame or a slightly thicker one. I love the Prescriptives that change with the amount of UV light. Since I only need mine for driving and distance reading in class one pair of glasses works for everything.

Ps Didn't anyone ever tell you that masturbating would cause you to go blind?




Sinergy -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/29/2007 10:32:34 PM)

Computers destroyed my perfect far-sighted vision.

I wear glasses or contacts to deal with astigmatism.

I convinced the doctor to correct me to 20/10, so I can still read street signs 5 blocks away.

Sticking your fingers in your eye daily is something you can get used to.

Sinergy




Rumtiger -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/29/2007 11:48:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank

    I got the news from  a vision specialist lately, during a routine eye exam.........and I'm going to see about getting my first pair of glasses tomorrow.

  I've known that my sight was starting to falter a little bit - but this is something I've got to do - reluctantly, of course.  My vanity would normally cause me to opt for contacts, but I have a SERIOUS phobia of things going into my eye (I gave my eye doc hell with those Goddam dilation drops.)  I'm near-sighted, so shit that's way out there kind turns into blur-city, ruling out long distance face-recognition, and other important life skills.  I want to pick something that looks good - but I almost feel as if I might start looking kind of dorky with glasses.  Who else out there is a member of the "Four-Eyes" club?


Welcome to my fuckin world.




Bluebird -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 12:13:00 AM)

Tiger - Don't fret it, you look cute in 'em. And I like taking them off you [:D]
 
TreSwank - welcome to the land of the grown-ups!

I wear contacts usually, but glasses when my eyes are so tired that I can't open them enough to stick the darn lenses in.  And I have now started to attain my dad's eyes - they are changing from nearsighted to farsighted, so I should have about a year of very low - Rx before it starts to go into the + range.




calamitysandra -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 1:22:46 AM)

I am heavily near sighted and slightly far sighted. My eyes are disfunctional in any possible way.
I grab for my glasses first thing in the morning, prior to leaving bed.
I do react badly to contacts, but it never really bothered me. I like my glasses and the way I look in them.

I would like to second the "take somebody with you" suggestion. It is an purchase you have to live with for some time.




seeksfemslave -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 1:41:20 AM)

Well if you are near sighted then at least you have something to look forward to, in about 35/40 years your vision will start to correct, this will probably be some time after your hair has fallen out !

How did you expect to get in the Foreign Legion. ?
You weren't day dreaming about this were you ?
Mon Dieu, Les Americains !!!! Ou sont mes lunettes ?




SusanofO -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 7:32:04 AM)

My vision is so terrible, that I am almost legally blind without my glasses. It is something like 20/500. I inherited my poor vision from my father. My sister has them, too, but her vision is better than mine. My mother and my other sister have(had) perfect vision, always.

I remember when I was a little kid, about 8 years old, and got my first pair of eye-glasses. I could suddenly see things from a distance I'd just taken for granted that nobody else could see, either. It amazed me I could now see them. It was like night and day.

My mother had taken us to see the movie "Snow White" at a theater a few weeks earlier, and I kept asking if we coud sit closer in front, and it bugged her. Then a teacher at school figured out I couldn't see the blackboard from the back of the room, where my desk was - and I got glasses.

At first, I hated them. I had those awful 1960's "cat-eye" glasses, and my dad used to get mad at me because I would mysteriously "lose" them under my bed, instead of wearing them. He made me wear them, though.

In high school I got hard contacts - because they hadn't really come out with soft ones yet. I fell asleep with them on once, and my eye was swollen so badly when I woke up, I had to go to the ER (not something I recommend).

Today, I wear soft contacts almost all the time. I wear glasses at night, or when my eyes are very tired. Contacts were very weird to get used to at first, Tre. But you do get used to them - with the soft ones now, you can hardly feel them in your eyes (really). I cannot describe how much different they feel from hard contacts - it's amazing.

Then of course there is Lasik surgery. I know several people who have had successful Lasik surgery - but something about it still scares me - I just don't want anyone messing with my eyes.

Welcome to the club!

- Susan




pahunkboy -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 7:39:10 AM)

I DONT trust LASIK surgery. My whole family had it done. When I took an astronomy class- the proefessor said lasik is bad if you do astronomy...as there is a halo around the stars.




TreSwank -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 7:51:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SusanofO

My vision is so terrible, that I am almost legally blind without my glasses. It is something like 20/500. I inherited my poor vision from my father. My sister has them, too, but her vision is better than mine. My mother and my other sister have(had) perfect vision, always.

I remember when I was a little kid, about 8 years old, and got my first pair of eye-glasses. I could suddenly see things from a distance I'd just taken for granted that nobody else could see, either. It amazed me I could now see them. It was like night and day.

My mother had taken us to see the movie "Snow White" at a theater a few weeks earlier, and I kept asking if we coud sit closer in front, and it bugged her. Then a teacher at school figured out I couldn't see the blackboard from the back of the room, where my desk was - and I got glasses.

At first, I hated them. I had those awful 1960's "cat-eye" glasses, and my dad used to get mad at me because I would mysteriously "lose" them under my bed, instead of wearing them. He made me wear them, though.

In high school I got hard contacts - because they hadn't really come out with soft ones yet. I fell asleep with them on once, and my eye was swollen so badly when I woke up, I had to go to the ER (not something I recommend).

Today, I wear soft contacts almost all the time. I wear glasses at night, or when my eyes are very tired. Contacts were very weird to get used to at first, Tre. But you do get used to them - with the soft ones now, you can hardly feel them in your eyes (really). I cannot describe how much different they feel from hard contacts - it's amazing.

Then of course there is Lasik surgery. I know several people who have had successful Lasik surgery - but something about it still scares me - I just don't want anyone messing with my eyes.

Welcome to the club!

- Susan



I wouldn't knock eye surgery, because, believe me, these days it's really fucking sophisticated.  Back in the early ninties I had eye-surgery to correct a different  problem, and came out of it with perfect vision for twelve more years of my life.................and the same methods that were used on the Swankster in his childhood are considered "primitive" next to today's surgical advancements.  I've heard that "Lasik" surgery is pretty damn safe, and folks who can afford to get it come out with no regrets.




pahunkboy -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 8:09:30 AM)

When I get cataracts- I will let them laser them out.




domiguy -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 8:29:04 AM)

TreSwank...Brothah man,  I feel your pain!  Had to finally give in and go to a optomologist to get the peepers checked out....I have a problem with reading  anymore.  So order a couple pair come back a few days later (true story) and the girl (nice looking) behind the counter said I should try a pair on...So Slip them on ...head starts to spin adapting to my new lot in life...And she says, "You might feel like you are drunk for a while."...I looked at her intentionally squinting eyes and weaving head and say, "Hey, you're kinda good lookin'...Ya wanna go out?"....Needless to say she immediately dropped to her knees (story embellishment) and blew me.

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please proect me from your followers.




pahunkboy -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 9:00:19 AM)

another benchmark in the aging process is "Depends". [adult diapers]




SusanofO -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 9:55:15 AM)

TreSwank: Thanks for the information about Lasik surgery, Tre. I have considered it (and still am, sort of). My cousin, and many of my acquaintances, swear they had no problems at all with it, either. Your thoughts are duly noted. It does scare me, though (maybe for the same reason you don't want to stick your fingers in your eyes w/contacts). But I am still thinking aboout it.

***If it's any consolation (I stupidly forgot to mention this in my previous post) - I think that men in glasses are sexy. My dad wore glasses (and still does) - maybe that's part of the reason I feel this way, I dunno. But - a guy in glasses just looks smart, to me.

And smart is sexy, don'tcha know.
- Susan




KatyLied -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 10:01:17 AM)

There are some contraindications to lasik (it's not for everyone)

To name a few: thickness of your corneas, tear production - if you have dry eyes you may not be a suitable candidate.




SusanofO -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 10:05:10 AM)

There is one friend of mine that has had constant problems since his Lasik surgery with tear formation - and it drives him crazy. I am just not sure. Contacts don't bother me (of course, once you've put up with hard contact lenses, soft ones seem like they are heaven-sent).

I also, as I have become older, am much less self-consious in eye-glasses. I think my feelings about wearing glasses are still somewhat related to the super-ugly cat-eye glasses I first wore. The ones I have now are quite attractive, and I've gotten several compliments about how I look when wearing them.

- Susan 




FelinePersuasion -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 10:09:28 AM)

I had a pair of those indoor outdoor change glasses, they didn't help to well, it was in my eyes a big gimmic, plus when you got a photo taken they changed to this uglye brown because the flash setting off an ruined the pic.
quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy



try a lense that turns into sunglasses- sunglasses can be cool. or get a few diff pair.





FelinePersuasion -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 10:14:13 AM)

just be glad ya didn't start out as one of those  poor kids who're less than a year old with huge goggles on their face tree




pahunkboy -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 10:48:53 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SusanofO

TreSwank: Thanks for the information about Lasik surgery, Tre. I have considered it (and still am, sort of). My cousin, and many of my acquaintances, swear they had no problems at all with it, either. Your thoughts are duly noted. It does scare me, though (maybe for the same reason you don't want to stick your fingers in your eyes w/contacts). But I am still thinking aboout it.

***If it's any consolation (I stupidly forgot to mention this in my previous post) - I think that men in glasses are sexy. My dad wore glasses (and still does) - maybe that's part of the reason I feel this way, I dunno. But - a guy in glasses just looks smart, to me.

And smart is sexy, don'tcha know.
- Susan


whne they do the lasik- you are awake w 10 mg of valium. 10 mg of valium is a sugar pill to me. it would not work.




TreSwank -> RE: I Have to Start Wearing Glasses. (Sigh) (1/30/2007 11:04:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: SusanofO

TreSwank: Thanks for the information about Lasik surgery, Tre. I have considered it (and still am, sort of). My cousin, and many of my acquaintances, swear they had no problems at all with it, either. Your thoughts are duly noted. It does scare me, though (maybe for the same reason you don't want to stick your fingers in your eyes w/contacts). But I am still thinking aboout it.

***If it's any consolation (I stupidly forgot to mention this in my previous post) - I think that men in glasses are sexy. My dad wore glasses (and still does) - maybe that's part of the reason I feel this way, I dunno. But - a guy in glasses just looks smart, to me.

And smart is sexy, don'tcha know.
- Susan


whne they do the lasik- you are awake w 10 mg of valium. 10 mg of valium is a sugar pill to me. it would not work.


That's one fucking downside right there, pahunkboy.  Who the hell would want to be awake while having ANYTHING done to their eyes? 




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