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hrnybrdgvwby -> need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:05:38 PM)

the problem im having is i cant seem to get a slave. how can i go about getting one




KatyLied -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:08:00 PM)

Grammar, spell check, more than a two sentence profile.




tml721 -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:08:03 PM)

You're not alone.You deal with it the same way you go about any possible relationship. Take it slow and look for what you have in common.




mnottertail -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:08:34 PM)

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, god---- where to start?

Ron




HerEmeraldEyes -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:09:27 PM)

Your profile could use some work.  More depth, more about yourself or what you like in a submissive.  What is your style of domination, what do you enjoy? 

I usually totally ignore profiles that are not filled out or onlyhave one or two lines.

Good Luck
Lady Emerald




LaTigresse -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:12:36 PM)

I may not be gaining any enlightenment here today but the entertainment factor is improving.





tml721 -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:14:57 PM)

I can't stand profiles that just have the bare basics of a photo, location and orientation and then nothing else. You have no idea what the person is looking for, if they ARE looking for anything at all.




SirKenin -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:17:17 PM)

Take "horny" out of your nick.  You sound like a desperate wanker with that nick.




valeca -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:22:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SirKenin

Take "horny" out of your nick.  You sound like a desperate wanker with that nick.


Heh.  Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.




BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:33:12 PM)

I know a guy whose next door neighbors hair dressers mechanic's brother-in-law found one in a box of Cracker Jacks, but it took him forever to get the sticky popcorn outta her hoo hah. [8|]




happypervert -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:38:15 PM)

When you send out pictures of your cock, make sure it has a ribbon with a pretty bow on it. Chicks love stuff like that! 




tml721 -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 1:53:29 PM)

I can't stand clict shots anymore than women like cock shots. I think the 2 extremes need to find each other. I want to see what's attached to the clit.




nyrisa -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 2:26:55 PM)

A pretty gold ring! Ooohhh.......wait......that isn't what you meant, is it? *blushes*




VikingHouse -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 3:07:43 PM)

Possibly so will consider Me judgemental, but, I doubt that he has a "style of dominantion" to enjoy at nineteen years of age.he may have developed some expertise at masturbating with either hand though.
  There maybe an experienced female submissive or switch that desires or has the necessary patience to school you, but, I'd be careful because they might rob you of your dominance during your sleeping hours and cause you to enjoy their creativity as you clean their houses while sporting a pair of their pantys fitted like a gas mask over your pimply face.
Gentry
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ORIGINAL: HerEmeraldEyes

Your profile could use some work.  More depth, more about yourself or what you like in a submissive.  What is your style of domination, what do you enjoy? 

I usually totally ignore profiles that are not filled out or onlyhave one or two lines.

Good Luck
Lady Emerald




SimplyMichael -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 3:37:01 PM)

I used to have great luck with a closeup picture of my cock, you would be amazed at what that will do to women.




tml721 -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 3:56:40 PM)

well now we KNOW what's YOUR's!!!




Kinkypupper -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 4:01:47 PM)

Patience, good (better) spelling, Get involved with your local Kink community, It can take YEARS to find the right match for you.
The first step would be to reassess what you are looking for and what is reality, and not what internet/book fantasys are.
Also go to events like "kinkfest" here in Portland, attend the seminars, educate yourself so when you do meet that person you do not do something stooped.




mstrjx -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 4:29:07 PM)

Does Spiegel's still have a catalog?  I would think the ones in Sears are a little cheap.




bandit25 -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 4:40:00 PM)

Jewel is having a buy one get one free sale.




Coupleseeking321 -> RE: need help getting a slave (1/30/2007 4:40:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: happypervert

When you send out pictures of your cock, make sure it has a ribbon with a pretty bow on it. Chicks love stuff like that! 


Soo true all guys should do this, women will throw themselves at you.




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