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Wulfchyld -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:33:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PONYSEEKER

I havent really heard any horror stories yet.  Although I must say some of the subs that have contacted me have been a little more extream than I would generally
... LOL oh hell some of them just plain terrifing to imagine.
LOL


It is very easy to "say" in this medium. However the reality of them being put in the reality makes them conveniently disappear.




PONYSEEKER -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:38:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Alas you have fullfilled the mystery of michael eating ass. We know he eats cheese, therfore...



Ahhh... we will have to look out for the next cheese post to see.... LMAO




LaTigresse -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:39:10 PM)

cheese may be a hard limit......




Wulfchyld -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:39:49 PM)

LMAO!!! for you or michael?




PONYSEEKER -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:39:58 PM)

You could use a softer cheese on him....




Wulfchyld -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:43:03 PM)

Followed by the rabbit fur flogger.




LaTigresse -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:46:15 PM)

I happen to love cheese, even if it does have butt fungus.




LaTigresse -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:47:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Followed by the rabbit fur flogger.


I am pretty sure the killing of cute little bunnies would be another big no no. You saw what happened when we mentioned Bambi.




Wulfchyld -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:49:51 PM)

Aw come on LaT, you know rabbits are genetically engineered with zippers now. They just unzip that fur coat, hand it over, and grow a new one. That is why we put mineral supplements in their food.




stef -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:53:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I am pretty sure the killing of cute little bunnies would be another big no no. You saw what happened when we mentioned Bambi.

Getting back to the "cheese", how about a Velveeta flogger then?

~stef




LaTigresse -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 3:56:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: stef

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I am pretty sure the killing of cute little bunnies would be another big no no. You saw what happened when we mentioned Bambi.

Getting back to the "cheese", how about a Velveeta flogger then?

~stef


Hmmmmmmm, maybe if I microwaved it long enough, burned and charred it beyond recognition, it might get tough enough.............




SimplyMichael -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 4:03:02 PM)

People who whine about hunting but eat meat are the worst sort of hypocrites.  Wild animals lead a fine natural life and then a hunter kills one in a reasonably humane way.

Factory farmed animals lead brutal cruel lives full of pain and misery.  Chickens with their beaks cut off, living in cages where the animal above them simply shits on them, dairy cows with utters filled with pus and milk due to growth harmone, and the list goes on.  When cows are slaughtered they are often still partially alive...

If you eat meat you are VASTLY more cruel than the most knucle dragging hunter you can imagine.




Wulfchyld -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 4:05:09 PM)

Hey! I dont drag my knuckles!


Well maybe a little, but not all of them.

P.S. Can you get me a good deal on 7.62 rounds for a dragonov?




stef -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 4:10:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Hmmmmmmm, maybe if I microwaved it long enough, burned and charred it beyond recognition, it might get tough enough.............

Come on, we're talking about our precious little Mikey here.  How tough do you think it would have to be?

~stef




Inhibitor -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 5:33:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael
When cows are slaughtered they are often still partially alive...



Uhm...I *hope* so, unless we're talking about undead cows? How could you kill something that's not at least partially alive?!

Nitpicking aside, I'm compelled to derail the thread to give you Internet Brownie Points for your comment. ^ ^




thompsonx -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 7:03:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: missturbation

I gotta laugh, there ain't a woman on this thread that ain't tried to chew a dominants ass pretty regularily, and when one is offered sans souciance--

Taking this as read i beg to differ, i have never even approached a doms ass.



missturbation:
Not so you had your teeth on mine (in cyber) just yesterday.
thompson




DominaSmartass -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 7:05:46 PM)

I just got home and started reading this thread again. Only one thought to ad: Shouldn't the moderators have shut this thing down 8 pages ago? I give up... (edited cause it was supposed to insert an exasperated emoticon but didn't.)




Wulfchyld -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 7:07:05 PM)

Good to know your not a moderator!




Vendaval -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 10:57:28 PM)

Well, as waxy as Velveeta can get, how about heating it
slowly in a crock pot and then using it for wax play?  [8D]


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef

Getting back to the "cheese", how about a Velveeta flogger then?

~stef


Hmmmmmmm, maybe if I microwaved it long enough, burned and charred it beyond recognition, it might get tough enough.............





Rumtiger -> RE: eating ass ... yummy??? eek (2/5/2007 11:38:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: TreSwank
     Male teachers who touch the merchandise get raped in prison, while Debbie LaFave gets house arrest.  Aesthetic superiority gets leniency in the eyes of men.  What a brutal reality we're forced to endure, Ladies and Gents.


I wrote and rewrote some kind of response which I kept trying to make humorous, but...you know, it really does just come right down to this:

Cmon dude...shes hot.




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