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petdave -> RE: What is a swear word you might use when having a very bad day? (2/21/2007 5:58:57 AM)
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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
Ever marvelled at the flexibility of the word "bollocks"?
Being in the U.S., i have to say that i haven't had quite the exposure to bollocks that you have [:)], but i still don't think they can match "fuck" for versatility. That's my go-to profanity; i consider myself to be a dedicated F-bomber. In times of great pain, astonishment, or dismay, there's the simple, but heartfelt, "FUCK". Perhaps with a charming British accent and reserve you can use a two-syllable word for such situations, but for my busy, hostility-filled lifestyle, i've only got time for one.
However, when there is time to truly express one's dismay at a particular induhvidual or (often, in my case) inanimate object, "fuck" lets your creativity shine. Sure, there are the classics- "fucking", "fucker", and "motherfucker", when you just need a quickie, but let's go beyond that. There's the whole animal kingdom, just for starters- i, too, enjoy the very sound of "duckfucker", and usually go with "ratfucker", "dogfucker", or "goatfucker", but there's no need to stop there. As mentioned, i have a busy and hostility-filled lifestyle, so i often find it efficient to create off-the-cuff contractions like "fuckwit", "fucktard", and "fuckhole" (also a good term of endearment for subbies).
i'd love to elaborate further, but i've gotta go to fucking work now [:@]
...dave
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