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What is the plural of penis?


Penises
  55% (37)
Penii
  25% (17)
Obligatory other
  19% (13)


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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/5/2005 5:31:49 PM   
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posted to no one in particular plural of penis.....I think its two.........and a multiplicity is called a gangbang...........or am I way off base here?

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/5/2005 7:12:51 PM   
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quote:

I think its two.

Two what ???

quote:

... and a multiplicity is called a gangbang

Well, if the plural of penis is gangbang then the plural of soldier is warfare!

Consider yourself very lucky that at the present time sissy is completely out of toner for producing Numpty Certificates, Ron ...

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/5/2005 7:27:15 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola

quote:

I think its two.

Two what ???
Penii of course, sissy

quote:

... and a multiplicity is called a gangbang

Well, if the plural of penis is gangbang then the plural of soldier is warfare!
Many invasion plans are based on this very fundamental concept, sissy.

Consider yourself very lucky that at the present time sissy is completely out of toner for producing Numpty Certificates, Ron ...

You could rename me the Numpty Hump.....I always had a soft spot for em (digital underground) .....

Thank you for the Numpty............even if is toneless.........smiles


Ron

simply edited to say that I obviously don't have domain over the quote thing yet........sorry to all the scanners..........

Sissy's words are Sissy's words; and mine are mine...regardless of toner....lol

edited again because I missed spelling (in fact most of high school; there was so much monkey business that needed attending to..........)

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/5/2005 8:06:13 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Two what ???

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Penii of course, sissy

You're just trying to get sissy going here, aren't you, Ron ? Penii indeed ... pffft !

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
You could rename me the Numpty Hump

Hmm, a Numpty Hump ... that would, of course, be the singular of a Numpty Gangbang, yes ?

quote:

ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola
Well, if the plural of penis is gangbang then the plural of soldier is warfare!

ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Many invasion plans are based on this very fundamental concept, sissy

True, very true ... but how can you be so certain that the plural of penis is gangbang rather than clusterfuck ?

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Thank you for the Numpty............even if is toneless.........smiles

Implicit numptiness is so much easier on screen and printer resources than explicit numptiness, dontyafink?

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/5/2005 8:13:57 PM   
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quote:

simply edited to say that I obviously don't have domain over the quote thing yet........sorry to all the scanners..........

Sissy's words are Sissy's words; and mine are mine...regardless of toner....lol

Aha, but when someone starts posting in the hallmark font color of their protagonist that is usually indicative that they have already conceded the debate! <giggles>

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/5/2005 8:17:44 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sissymaidlola


ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Penii of course, sissy

You're just trying to get sissy going here, aren't you, Ron ? Penii indeed ... pffft ! (interesting post on that somewhere)

perhaps I should rethink this.....Penae?


True, very true ... but how can you be so certain that the plural of penis is gangbang rather than clusterfuck ?

You say tomato, I say tomatoe....that's where this slippery slope will lead, Sissy.......

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail
Thank you for the Numpty............even if is toneless.........smiles

Implicit numtiness is so much easier on screen and printer resources than explicit numptiness, dontyafink?
This misses a p, as related to me by the spelling NAZis. (P) being not related to penis in this case.

well met Sissy,
Ron

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/5/2005 8:55:14 PM   
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WOW ... sissy has to hand it to you Ron ... first You took over sissy's font, then his words, and then his quotes ... to the extent that Your last post looks and sounds more like it came from sissy than You. Now You are after his tag line! sissy Thinks he had better quit here while You are ahead!

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 6/5/2005 11:11:28 PM   
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Never having been to Kissimmee, I do not know (at first hand) whether the place has a lot of clitorides. If it does, please let me know. But for now I prefer clitorides in the Philadelphia area. (Possessors of unclaimed Philadelphia clitorides are welcome to e-mail me on the other side.)


i actually live in kissimmee.. and its full of cows

Good GOLLY with all the words Sissy. Arent you just a well educated young sissy? Ok so whats the plural of penis in german, russian, spanish, and deutch?

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 6/6/2005 12:24:18 AM   
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Heh...in Spanish it's penes, in German it's Penise or Penes, and in Russian I think it's penisy.

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Ok so whats the plural of penis in german, russian, spanish, and deutch?


Speaking of Russian penises, here's an interesting article:

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml

Who knew that Rasputin's penis was 30 CENTIMETERS long?

And another:

http://www.mosnews.com/news/2005/03/22/miraclesurgery.shtml

Lam

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/6/2005 4:48:54 AM   
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The correct latin plural is penes. Peni, or penii, are pseudo-latin and completely incorrect.

Penises works too.




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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/6/2005 1:52:49 PM   
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Thanks Raphael, but that was cleared up about two weeks ago.

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 6/6/2005 8:46:03 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster
Who knew that Rasputin's penis was 30 CENTIMETERS long?


Who knew it was preserved in a jar and on display??

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RE: What is the plural of clitoris? - 6/6/2005 9:01:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster
http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml

Who knew that Rasputin's penis was 30 CENTIMETERS long?
Lam

Poor Bastard probably got killed because he and his 12" shlong was destryoing a marriage, LOL.. M

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/7/2005 4:27:29 PM   
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You now have entered an area in which I cannot form an opinion...(what is the plural of that? Areolas? in my mind; it is a distinct possiblilty) and further more if penis or caucus was used as the pluperfect participle in a sentence; would it still have any general meaning in the common sense, or would one explain it like the color green, giving examples until you catch on........

Confusedly,
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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/22/2005 8:35:18 PM   
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penis
Function:noun
Inflected Form:plural penes ; or penises

: the male copulatory organ of a higher vertebrate animal that in mammals including humans usually functions as the channel by which urine leaves the body and is typically a cylindrical organ that is suspended from the pubic arch, contains a pair of large lateral corpora cavernosa and a smaller ventromedial corpus cavernosum containing the urethra, and has a terminal glans enclosing the ends of the corpora cavernosa, covered by mucous membrane, and sheathed by a foreskin continuous with the skin covering the body of the organ.

This is from the Merriam Webster Medical Dictionary. Hence, both 'penises' and 'penes' are proper, while there is no mention of Penii, Penoplethia, Multipenia, Penamania, or Penisim, pr penocopia.

Just my tuppence worth.

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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/22/2005 9:59:36 PM   
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You quote a dictionary and call it YOUR tuppence?

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ORIGINAL: Craftsman

Just my tuppence worth.


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RE: What is the plural of penis? - 6/23/2005 12:26:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Craftsman
This is from the Merriam Webster Medical Dictionary. Hence, both 'penises' and 'penes' are proper, while there is no mention of Penii, Penoplethia, Multipenia, Penamania, or Penisim, pr penocopia.


Yes, but also you won't find in the dictionary that a bunch of dicks = the U.S. Congress. But that doesn't make it so.

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