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openmindedslave -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/5/2007 8:52:24 PM)

 
Mistresses only care about themselves and on one else...becasue they can.
Mistresses like all fetishes and kinks and  are experts in all of them




hobbit9sub4u -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 12:07:40 AM)

mistresses all have eyes in the back of their heads and can see through walls just like your mother[;)]




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 12:16:17 AM)

Mistresses are perpetually horny sluts for whom the only social skill needed is: "nice tits" or "nice legs", "can I service you?"
Yesterday dude says in email "nice legs, I'd love to be worshipping them."   I reply "next time I put them out for random strangers to worship, I'll let you know."   He thought I was serious because he continued with similar one line lameness.  [sm=ofcourse.gif]  M




Wulfchyld -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 12:50:48 AM)

Well.... they are very nice legs.




UtopianRanger -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 12:53:16 AM)

quote:

Myth Busters?

I have two that come to mind right away.

1} The greatest majority of vanilla guys don't have a secret desire to watch two lesbians play with each other. After seeing two girls together once....it’s boring as all hell.

2 } Dudes that work out at the gym who are serious......could careless if baby walks by with a nice ass - We're there for ourselves. ; }




- R





MsSonnetMarwood -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 1:32:08 AM)

quote:

Yesterday dude says in email "nice legs, I'd love to be worshipping them."   I reply "next time I put them out for random strangers to worship, I'll let you know."   He thought I was serious because he continued with similar one line lameness.  [sm=ofcourse.gif]  M


LOL My gem yesterday was someone who wanted to be kept 24/7 as a prisoner, constantly tortured and used.   I asked if he was independently wealthy, because he'd have to keep a staff of 5 or 6 Dommes full time (salary and benefits) to get that kind of around the clock attention.  No response.

Soooo   myth:   Dommes have unlimited energy, funds, and time and are ONLY interested in spending such resources on subs to make sure the sub's fantasies are complete fulfilled, no matter how unrealistic they are.




openmindedslave -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 5:12:16 AM)

Mistresses  do not  care about the health or welfare of their slaves/subs. If you break one, there is always another one to take its place. All slaves are the same.




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 5:22:48 AM)

You cannot be a femenized male slave if you dont have a maids uniform.
(I actually heard this one, recently)

As a poly Dominat, you should be able to bring as many live in slaves as youd like into your home, without concern about how you are going to support them. They will all be stay at homes, and you will be the only one with a paying job of any sort.

When trying to impress a Domme who openly already owns a slave, it is a good idea to offer to service the slave for her amusement, or to badmouth the slave and try and convince her you would be a better servant.  You need not actually know anything about the slave.

When all else fails, remind the domme how good you are in bed. Even if they say they arent interested in that, they realy are.




petdave -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 6:15:02 AM)

i think that a lot of it boils down to one fundamental myth: that Female Dominants, collectively speaking, have desires that are perfectly complementary to what male submissives/slaves are seeking, and that by finding the FD community on-line, one will magically be in demand, and not need to make compromises or play the games that go along with "normal" relationships. i think if all computers came with a warning sticker, something like "Guess what? You're still a freak. Keep your weiner to yourself until someone asks for it, and don't hold your breath", Dommes wouldn't have to spend nearly as much time laying waste with the Clue-By-Four. 




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 6:45:50 AM)

Why thank you for the kind words Loki. [sm=preen.gif]

quote:

MsSonnetMarwood
someone who wanted to be kept 24/7 as a prisoner, constantly tortured and used.   I asked if he was independently wealthy, because he'd have to keep a staff of 5 or 6 Dommes full time (salary and benefits) to get that kind of around the clock attention.  No response.
It's so interesting that this is such a common fantasy online given the scarcity of people who actually make the move from online to realtime meeting for something as benign as coffee or a drink; but I suppose that is what online freedom allows.    M




BeeQueen -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 6:48:55 AM)

to be a domme u HAVE to use rude lang, call all male sluts, and have them wear panties
and of course EVERY domme is GOOD for every slave, no matter what likes/dislikes both have

and of course every domme waits for the slave next door that has a 8 inch dick, does not have any own opinion or like and is a millionair

and yeah..
i wear latex 24/7,
highheels and corset are a must,
i never look like bad hair day or show up without makeup,
am never sick,
never tired to have a slave around,
and i never treat any slave like a normal nilla person, not even at the start
oh right....am a secret hater of male and thing that woman r totally superior without doin anything




ToGiveDivine -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 6:53:04 AM)

FAST REPLAY:

THESE ARE MYTHS!?!?!?!?!? 

Oh, woe is me [sm=river.gif]




BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 6:57:42 AM)

I don't think anyone is saying he/she is a victim of anything.
Life/shit happens, we deal.    M




openmindedslave -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 7:58:15 AM)

Dont forget all Mistresses love form letter emails and always enjoy a check list of services THEY can do for the enjoyment of the slave? Every Mistress(because all Mistresses are the same in action and in need)  enjoys the sub/slave who tells them their the greatest and will do anything to make you happy, but won't take them to dinner or complain about the fact that its too far to drive to see their beloved Mistress.

And all Mistresses understand that  gifts are not needed or encouraged in anyway.




IWantToPunish -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 8:05:28 AM)

How bout "all Dommes have been sexually abused by some male in their family when they were young and that is the reason they take it out on men"?
I have had so many demand to know what happened to me when I was young to make me the way I am now, and when I tell them nothing they do not believe me and call me a liar.




PsyVamp -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 8:38:11 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: openmindedslave

Dont forget all Mistresses love form letter emails and always enjoy a check list of services THEY can do for the enjoyment of the slave? Every Mistress(because all Mistresses are the same in action and in need)  enjoys the sub/slave who tells them their the greatest and will do anything to make you happy, but won't take them to dinner or complain about the fact that its too far to drive to see their beloved Mistress.

And all Mistresses understand that  gifts are not needed or encouraged in anyway.


Oh yeah!  And don't forget that we all love to get the same form letter once a month, just in case we changed our minds!

[sm=evil.gif]




IWantToPunish -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 8:59:50 AM)

I got a better one. 
When a Domme responds to a subs message, it automatically means that she has decided to dominate you in any and every way that you want.  Including stupid mundane things like what kind of hair cut they are going to get that day.




LaTigresse -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 9:08:36 AM)

That we are not a true dominant woman if we are polite and kind.......most of the time[:D]

That we ALL love to torture penises.......ewww

That we ALL really want a male submissive/slave and regardless of sexuality will eventually want to....insert current male's favourite kink here that involves something sexual.

That we ALL want money from them.

That we ALL really want them chained in the basement until we wish to.......insert specific sub/slave's favourite kink here.........and never expect them to do what the rest of the responsible adults do. IE: work at a real job like me! (unless of course they are independently wealthy...)

And the list goes on and on......




PsyVamp -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 9:11:42 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: IWantToPunish

I got a better one. 
When a Domme responds to a subs message, it automatically means that she has decided to dominate you in any and every way that you want.  Including stupid mundane things like what kind of hair cut they are going to get that day.


LOL!  There are days when I can't even decide how I want my hair cut!!!  Next sub that asks me that, I'll tell them to shave it all off.
[sm=evil.gif]




openmindedslave -> RE: Myth Busters? (2/6/2007 3:58:12 PM)

And sad to say...Mistresses feelings can't be hurt because their all tough, all the time.
They don't need to be remembered on their birthdays or holidays.
They don't need to see a slaves eyes to know they are connecting as one
They don't need or want to be  asked how their day  was ?
Mistresses are not everyday people with brains and hearts...they are simply Mistresses,... above the rest




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