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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 12:36:55 PM   
Aileen68


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Status: offline 		Oh sure...Domiguy is one of those kind of guys that starts a thread and never comes back to it.  Well, fuck you Domiguy.  And your little dog too.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 1:25:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

"p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers"...It is the tag line to all of my posts.  It seems that some people have a real problem with this....It has a particular meaning to me ....but I understand that the meaning of this "p.s." might be construed as something entirely different by another....So two things:

#1)  Do you find "it" to be offensive?...or not?. .and if so.... why or why not?

#2) Finish the tag line to fit your desires....Jesus please protect me from______________?

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.


How do you suggest a guy nailed to a tree 2000 years ago for telling people to be nice to each other for a change is going to protect me from your followers, domiguy?

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 1:32:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		The funny thing is, I really thought the guy who got nuts over this sig was maybe a little tipsy and today would be a different thing for him. I didn’t know if he would just meekly ignore the "original" thread or actually say; "Oops, I was a little lit and over reacted."
 
I sit corrected.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 1:50:20 PM   
Gauge


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p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers.


When Jesus walked the Earth it seemed that the only people he ever had any serious issues with were "God fearing church goers."

Your signature line is a very sad commentary on the condition of mainstream Christianity today.

Jesus, please protect me from the dancin' banana.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 2:55:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		Jesus helps those that help themselves.

That’s the common excuse trotted out by Christians when asked what Jesus has been working on of late. How longs it take to organise a second coming for Gods sake?

What any of this has to do with the price of fish I don’t know.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 3:23:46 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FullCircle
How longs it take to organise a second coming for Gods sake?


About 15 minutes 'round these parts.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 3:52:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FullCircle
How longs it take to organise a second coming for Gods sake?



1967 years.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:05:56 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		Just got back in time for the kick off...Going to watch this from home instead of going out and watching at a bar....See it's uncomfortable going out or posting a pic out here because I look so much like "The Hoff!"...Way to much unwanted attention....

Anywhoo wanted to take the time to thank all of the "little people" for their thoughts...However due to all of the Hoopla I am thinking about changing the tag...Maybe to..... Jesus please protect me form fowl smelling vaginas.

Now I know that some of you are chuckling or wondering the "caliber" or the cleanliness(or lack there of) of the women that  Domiguy might be dealing with....Let me tell all of you nasty "meat wallets" a secret....It's not always a bouquet of roses down there....

So all I am suggesting is that in the future if your gash is a tad bit foul...perhaps you might consider donning a t-shirt that says,  "Before you talk to me you should know my twats a little stinky right now." ...Or "Don't waste your time...My cunt stinks!" This would be a selfless message that would be warmly recieved by Doms and lesbo's alike.

I am now offering these t-shirts through my not for profit organization.... "Nigerian Sub Relocation Relief Fund '07."

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers....and berry berry tinky go-go holes.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:07:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FullCircle

How longs it take to organise a second coming for Gods sake?


For me, usually about 20 minutes.

Yours,


benji

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:15:00 PM   
LadyEllen


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Anywhoo wanted to take the time to thank all of the "little people" for their thoughts...However due to all of the Hoopla I am thinking about changing the tag...Maybe to..... Jesus please protect me form fowl smelling vaginas.

Now I know that some of you are chuckling or wondering the "caliber" or the cleanliness(or lack there of) of the women that  Domiguy might be dealing with....Let me tell all of you nasty "meat wallets" a secret....It's not always a bouquet of roses down there....

So all I am suggesting is that in the future if your gash is a tad bit foul...perhaps you might consider donning a t-shirt that says,  "Before you talk to me you should know my twats a little stinky right now." ...Or "Don't waste your time...My cunt stinks!" This would be a selfless message that would be warmly recieved by Doms and lesbo's alike.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers....and berry berry tinky go-go holes.


Wow.

At least I got off quite light there.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:17:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Anywhoo wanted to take the time to thank all of the "little people" for their thoughts...However due to all of the Hoopla I am thinking about changing the tag...Maybe to..... Jesus please protect me form fowl smelling vaginas.



Go for "Moderators please protect me from all the dumb asses on this site."

I can't see how that would bother anyone.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:20:08 PM   
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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:24:26 PM   
sensualmagirl


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Status: offline 		I find it hysterical, and have shared it with several of my friends and co-workers... I understand it completely, you are referring to those crazy fanatics that call themselves "Christians" (or Muslims, they beleive in Jesus too... another topic entirely though) but would choose to hurt or kill people in the name of "Jesus" -- I consider myself spiritual, I beleive in God and Jesus, but, I'm not going to ram it down anyones throat...... hmmm... my mind went someplace really naughty there  

So, when are you going to sell the bumper-stickers and T-Shirts that say "Jesus Please Protect Me From Your Followers"?  I'll offer my help in designing them

edited to say, this was in reply to the original, non-stinky post

< Message edited by sensualmagirl -- 2/4/2007 4:33:35 PM >

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:44:37 PM   
givemyall


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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 4:47:10 PM   
ownedgirlie


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Status: offline 		Having grown up in a Catholic household, having been friends with many born-again Christians, believing in God myself, my very favorite bumper sticker of all time was one I saw last year: "Dear God, please save me from your people." 

To me it reflects on the so many "believers" who would not dare speak to the prostitute at the well.  I've been approached far too many times by those who mean well but who do not have a clue about Godly love.  Unfortunately, there are far too many of them in the church today, and I believe such a line reflects on them.  The line itself is not offensive to me.  Those it speaks to are.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 5:01:34 PM   
Aileen68


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ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: FullCircle

How longs it take to organise a second coming for Gods sake?


For me, usually about 20 minutes.

Yours,


benji

God I like em young.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 5:18:24 PM   
domiguy


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Status: offline 		But then they grow up to become fowl smelling cunts.

out.

D.G.

p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers....Did Jesus ever eat smores?

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 5:18:47 PM   
LTRsubNW


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ORIGINAL: domiguy

"p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers"...It is the tag line to all of my posts.  It seems that some people have a real problem with this....It has a particular meaning to me ....but I understand that the meaning of this "p.s." might be construed as something entirely different by another....So two things:

#1)  Do you find "it" to be offensive?...or not?. .and if so.... why or why not?



Fuck 'em.


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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 5:38:46 PM   
BlackKnight


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Status: offline 		"p.s. Jesus please protect me from your followers", Leave it!
I liked it when I first saw it here,caused some positive flashbacks.  It's an old saying, one my very christian mother light heartedly explained to me when I was a child.  Be carefull when you mess with someones belief systems.
Maybe I'll go back to my old tag line:
'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.'
                                                  -George Santayana
                                                   Life of Reason, Reason in Common Sense, Scribner's, 1905, page 284
It's funny, sad, how so many of his followers miss the point of his teachings, how they have become the Scribes and Pharisees christ spoke against.
yes benji, against a man who was nailed to a tree just over 2000 years ago, just for saying how great it would be if everyone would be nice to each other-douglas adams hitch hikers guide.  Be carefull when you mess with someones belief systems.

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RE: Jesus please protect me from your followers.... - 2/4/2007 6:05:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wulfchyld

Go for "Moderators please protect me from all the dumb asses on this site."

We would need 100 moderators and 60 hour days to accomplish that.

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