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Mercnbeth -> AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 1:16:52 PM)

There is also a reference regarding the Iranian nuclear program. 

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The Iranian news agency said an upcoming dramatic announcement on Iran's nuclear "rights" would be made on February 11. The report was accompanied by a series of announcements heralding alleged Iranian technological and medical breakthroughs, including an "AIDS cure."
Source: http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3360816,00.html 


I pursed  most of the significant news media today, and I can't find any reference or response to this by any media outlet. Needless to say our elected officials are too busy determining man's impact and contribution to the projected next 100 years of global warming. I guess they can't be distracted from that mission to concern themselves regarding something scheduled for next Sunday.

Curious...
What has a better chance of occurring and impacting you; Iran using a nuclear weapon somewhere on someone, or "global warming"?

Back to the cure...
Apparently the division of the "Illuminati" controlling the international drug cartels, I mean Corporations, were asleep at the wheel regarding this announcement. Because the cure is being announced from a country free of the conspiratorial perpetrators of 9/11 and the Kennedy assassination; this cure can't be repressed and kept from the public as has the cure for cancer, the 100 year light bulb, turning water into an alternative for oil, or the permanently sharp razor blade.

From the same source:
quote:

"After seven long years of arduous work, Iranian scientists here on Saturday introduced a herbal medicine which cures Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS)," Fars reported. 

"The drug named 'IMOD' is completely effective and safe with no proven side effects," Iran's Minister of Health Kamran Bagheri Lankarani claimed during a ceremony.


Nothing has been said regarding the dichotomy of the cure coming from a country where homosexuality is punishable by death.




Rule -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 1:33:28 PM)

That cure if effective will bring much good-will towards the Iranian people and state.




darchChylde -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 1:39:59 PM)

and there has been no corroborating information?  One way or the other, i won't believe it until i see it.  This IMOD drug, how does anyone expect a universal cure for the increasing multitudes of strains and mutations?




popeye1250 -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 2:32:30 PM)

I thought they already found a cure for Aids in Africa, having sex with a young virgin, right?
Do you know what the first symptom of Aids is?
A "pounding" sensation in your ass.




SirKenin -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 2:38:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

Do you know what the first symptom of Aids is?
A "pounding" sensation in your ass.


Ohhhh.  That is bad..  That is really bad.   Hahahahahaha.  [:D]




darchChylde -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 2:39:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I thought they already found a cure for Aids in Africa, having sex with a young virgin, right?
Do you know what the first symptom of Aids is?
A "pounding" sensation in your ass.


did you have a point?




popeye1250 -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 5:05:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I thought they already found a cure for Aids in Africa, having sex with a young virgin, right?
Do you know what the first symptom of Aids is?
A "pounding" sensation in your ass.


did you have a point?


I did but I guess it went over your head.




Wulfchyld -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 5:31:44 PM)

Out of curiosity Merc, when contracting AIDS in that country do they immediately assume you are homosexual?




darchChylde -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 5:33:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I did but I guess it went over your head.


of course it was, now... do you have a point, or are you just looking for an opportunity to make a bad joke and be argumentative?




LTRsubNW -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 5:34:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: popeye1250

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I thought they already found a cure for Aids in Africa, having sex with a young virgin, right?
Do you know what the first symptom of Aids is?
A "pounding" sensation in your ass.


did you have a point?


I did but I guess it went over your head.


Popeye, I suspect what he was saying was....your comment was at best crass, insensitive, cruel, unnecessary, debasing, disgusting (I could go on), when, regardless of anyone's views on the subject...people are dying...painfully...it's kind of like saying "Yeah...that Schindlers List movie was really good...but why did they have to put all that shit in there about all them Jews?"

It's a pretty low joke to laugh at others misfortune. 

(There's a lot of other good shit out there to laugh about besides the fact that other people are painfully hurting).

A joke that "goes over someones head" while enjoying someone elses suffering...just ain't funny.

(Ya know?)




stef -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 5:42:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

of course it was, now... do you have a point, or are you just looking for an opportunity to make a bad joke and be argumentative?

Consider yourself lucky.  At least he hasn't yet turned this discussion around to another frothing at the mouth rant about how illegal aliens are going to destroy the planet.

~stef




Wulfchyld -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 5:45:28 PM)

Oh crap! Are they not giving Martians citizenship again?
 Could not resist, I watched Heavy Metal the other day.




WildnWicked -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 9:29:02 PM)

While I always say that I am trying to work myself out of a job, this "news" has not hit our agency, LA County Public Health or CDC in a way that gets any of our attention.

Doesn't anyone remember when Cookie Johnson said that Magic had been "cured"? She was wrong. His viral load had reached a level that is called "undetectable". The virus is still in the body, but the count is too low to be read with the given technology. Even if you were to rid the body of all the active virus.. there is always the latent virus hidden deep in the body that will bring the viral load right back up.

If only this were true. I would be singing and dancing my way to the unemployment line.




WyrdRich -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 9:34:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: darchChylde

quote:

ORIGINAL: popeye1250

I did but I guess it went over your head.


of course it was, now... do you have a point, or are you just looking for an opportunity to make a bad joke and be argumentative?



       You say that like it's a bad thing, Darch....   You're gonna have a little Canadian dog piddling all over you soon.




Real0ne -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 10:30:33 PM)

Now my understanding of it is that it mutates, not a lot but just enough to survive and of course preventions do not, so if that understanding is correct its like chasing a shadow and very difficult to isolate so although i hope that is true i am always optimistically skeptical if ya know what i mean.




aSlavesLife -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 10:43:09 PM)

I've always known that Iran was on the cutting edge of technology. Certainly they will drop more bombshells during their announcement such as their putting a man on Mars, developing a 200 mpg engine that runs off raw sewage and creates pure water as a byproduct, a perpetual motion machine, and most importantly...a device that makes duplicates for unmatched socks.




BrutalDemon -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 10:53:29 PM)

Hmmm... Commonest ways to contract HIV... in no particular order...

IV drug abuse... banned under Islamic law.
Homosexual Intercourse... banned under Islamic law
Hetrosexual adultery... banned under Islamic law.

Soo... taking a great leap of the imagination, I suspect any Iranian 'cure' for HIV or AIDS probably involves some facet of existing Islamic legislation... IE, putting the offenders to death, thereby halting any possibility of infection spreading.

Call me a cynic, if you must




UtopianRanger -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 10:53:33 PM)

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I pursed  most of the significant news media today, and I can't find any reference or response to this by any media outlet. Needless to say our elected officials are too busy determining man's impact and contribution to the projected next 100 years of global warming. I guess they can't be distracted from that mission to concern themselves regarding something scheduled for next Sunday.


I actually heard about it tonight on the radio while driving back from the gym. It and the fact that the midget from NYC, Bloomberg, is exploring a possible run at the presidency on the democratic ticket were the top stories. Ya never know HAR!



- R




stlmatt -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 11:03:33 PM)

It was insensative, sure but I found it hilarious.  If you can't laugh at dying aids patients, who can you laugh at? It's a PC nazi world out there, and were just living in it..




carolsea -> RE: AIDS Cure to be released on February 11th (2/5/2007 11:46:16 PM)

Well if there is a cure, as I believe there is probably one for MS and a myriad of other telethon-supported disease that would put scientists and fundraisers out of business if the truth were known, the FDA would never approve it for use in the US in any reasonable time span, or the Iranians wouldn't even let us have it.




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