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LaTigresse -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:11:00 AM)

Gent, do you have a recipe that involves cream of mushroom soup? I seem to have aquired an overabundance of such.



Lorelei115 -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:12:03 AM)

LaT- cream or mushrooms? LOL



ModeratorEleven -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:12:16 AM)

Dear Cannibal6,

Your pet speaks the truth.

Kisses,

XI



LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:13:34 AM)

I have a pressing dilemna.

Two people have pissed me off, well and truly, today. However I only have enough cash for one hit man until pay day, by which time I may have calmed down.

One is a young Czech guy, and the other is a 40 something Italian guy.

On whom do I place a contract?

E




LaTigresse -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:16:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I have a pressing dilemna.

Two people have pissed me off, well and truly, today. However I only have enough cash for one hit man until pay day, by which time I may have calmed down.

One is a young Czech guy, and the other is a 40 something Italian guy.

On whom do I place a contract?

E




LadyE, I would go with the Czech guy myself. The Italian will probably get wacked. If he pissed you off, he's probably pissed someone else off......they'll find him feeding the fish before he turns 50 anyhoooo. I've heard it's a sicilian thing.



NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:20:17 AM)

Dear Mod11,

Technically, you're both correct, but do you have to announce it?

Thanks,
Cannibal6

P.S. Shouldn't you be catching murderers and armed robbers?



LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:20:58 AM)

Thanks LaT. Petr it is then. If the Czech police ask, it was you OK?

I wonder if our resident cannibal likes Italian? Mind you, this guy is probably pasta his best at 40 something. Though I guess he'd cook up nicely with mushroom soup.

E



ModeratorEleven -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:24:41 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

P.S. Shouldn't you be catching murderers and armed robbers?

Only on Thursdays.

XI



NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:25:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I have a pressing dilemna.

Two people have pissed me off, well and truly, today. However I only have enough cash for one hit man until pay day, by which time I may have calmed down.

One is a young Czech guy, and the other is a 40 something Italian guy.

On whom do I place a contract?

E



Kill the thin one. Send the heavier one my way.



KeirasSecret -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:26:30 AM)

quote:

On a brighter note, if he eats you, you can rest in peace in the knowledge you made the ultimate submissive act for your partner.


Good point. I will carry your comforting message with me till my last days.

Ummmm...was attending the cannibal convention one of those time you fell off the wagon or did you jump?

Be well,



LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:27:04 AM)

Crikey. This must be the first thread ever to get two visits from Mod IX and not have been closed down!

Uh-oh, now I've done it

E



LotusSong -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:31:11 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

I wanna drive a snow plow.............she said as she stared wistfully out her office window


I wanna drive a Zamboni...



NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:31:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ModeratorEleven

quote:

ORIGINAL: NorthernGent

P.S. Shouldn't you be catching murderers and armed robbers?

Only on Thursdays.

XI


You've let your guard down there, Mod11........you'll have every Pole with a PC posting as much nonsense as they can possibly type on a Thursday (as you'll be otherwise engaged).




KeirasSecret -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:32:14 AM)

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On whom do I place a contract?


Is there any way you could get the two to meet and stand one behind the other?

Be well,



LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:38:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret

quote:

On whom do I place a contract?


Is there any way you could get the two to meet and stand one behind the other?

Be well,


Hmmmm - this has definite potential.

I reckon I get them together to fight it out to the death. NG gets to eat the winner.

I'm offering 10-1 on the Czech kid, 5-1 on the Italian guy; well, I have to pay the rental on the weapons and so on dont I?

E



NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:39:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KeirasSecret

quote:

On a brighter note, if he eats you, you can rest in peace in the knowledge you made the ultimate submissive act for your partner.


Good point. I will carry your comforting message with me till my last days.

Ummmm...was attending the cannibal convention one of those time you fell off the wagon or did you jump?

Be well,


Birthday present from my recently departed wife.



NorthernGent -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:40:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Gent, do you have a recipe that involves cream of mushroom soup? I seem to have aquired an overabundance of such.



LaT, mushrooms?  



Lashra -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:40:19 AM)

Ok here you go:
NO REAL Dominant drives an American car/truck and lives in an apartment or trailer!

All REAL subs/slaves do not drive but walk on their knees to school/work.

Any man that wears pink,yellow,purple, lavender is GAY.

~Lashra



LadyEllen -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:41:15 AM)

I'd become a cannibal.

But most people I know, just have no taste.

E



Lashra -> RE: This simply wont do! (2/6/2007 9:42:36 AM)

I read an article that said almost all of Italian men are Mama's boys, so the italian guy will probably be found at his Mom's house eating spaghetti if anyone needs to find him.

~Lashra



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