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The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 6:08:10 PM

Vendaval

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After many years of elusive lurking and evading researchers,
CM members have their own troll here to clarify those mystifying
questions -

(From a recent interview with FuckinTroll with the BFTS
(Big Fuckin Troll Society) writer -

Q- Where do you and your kind come from?
A- Some say we are the remnant of previous homids
     Neanderthals or perhaps Cro-Magnon.

Q- Where do you live?
A- Some of my country kinfolk still live in the traditional way,
    in caves or under bridges or in abandoned buildings.
    But for the most part we are starting to modernize
    our lives, living in Trollplexes, TrollVees and Trollminiums.

Q- What about transportation?
A- The country folk still get around by foot or horse back
     or by wagon. In the cities we use Trollsters, Trollcycles
     and Public Trollsportation.

Q- How do you go about blending into the rest of the
     human population?
A- It is quite easy you see, no one believes in us anymore.
    They just think we are foreigners and extreme sports
    fantatics.

Q- What kind of grooming routine do you use to control
     the...errr....fur...ahem...excess body hair?
A- Let me just say that trolls have made may an esthetician
    and sheep sheerer quite wealthy. We even have a new
    product on the market, called "Mane's and Paws", developed
    specifically to treat dry, coarse fur.

   (Interview to be continued...)



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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 6:15:53 PM

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Man I am so glad u fixd all those spellin eers. I didnt even have to dominant her to doi it.

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 6:55:05 PM

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Thanks for the insight.

I think it is wrong how Hollywood depicts Trolls as big, ugly monsters with clubs. I think that they have just been misunderstood all these years.

~poe

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 7:03:39 PM

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Oh no, I saw a big ugly troll with a club at the bar last week. I think they just have sub species or something. I'll never watch the x games the same way again though.

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 7:05:26 PM

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*Kicks the club under the desk*

Yep, wut she said.

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 8:22:38 PM

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From my experience trolls are cute and fluffy and adorable

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 8:25:16 PM

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And from what I remember of them... they had very fuzzy hair and often a rhinestone in their belly buttons

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 8:25:54 PM

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And you rubbed their bellies for good luck!

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 8:26:33 PM

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Lolololol the troll im thinking of wud look so domly with a rhinestone in his belly button

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/7/2007 8:35:12 PM

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One thing is for certain... they don't catch on when there is mail in their CM inbox... *winks at FukinTroll*

Trollin' trollin' trollin
HNG's are a trollin'
To give the subbie's, "cyber,"
Raw hides!

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 4:10:24 AM

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Here is a poem describing the beauty of a female troll in the original old Norse and the English translation. It does much to explain why male trolls often prefer to kidnap human females.

Troll kalla mik
tungl sjötrungnis,
auðsug jötuns,
élsólar böl,
vilsinn völu,
vörð náfjarðar,
hvélsvelg himins –
hvat's troll nema þat?

They call me Troll;
Gnawer of the Moon,
Giant of the Gale-blasts,
Curse of the rain-hall,
Companion of the Sibyl,
Nightroaming hag,
Swallower of the loaf of heaven.
What is a Troll but that?

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 7:09:33 AM

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I kinda like the tufts of hair around the ears. Reminds me of a cute puppy I know.

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 7:24:49 AM

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Dont know how to post just the pics i wanted but mondogioco troll and more from pedro, my pet troll sooooooooo remind me og fuckintroll lol

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=troll

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 9:28:39 AM

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Trolls live in the deep forests or in caves in the mountains, far away from the people. They are fierce, bossy creatures which you really don’t want to meet when you’re walking alone in the woods.

Trolls don’t like most people. Some Trolls eat or slurp them, some capture them and keep them prisoners in the woods (this happens a lot to princesses in the fairy tales and subbies on Collarme!).

One way of getting rid of a Troll is exposing it to a hot domme. A really hot domme like LaT will turn the the Troll into stone (at least parts of them).

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 9:33:00 AM

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The law in its majestic equality forbids the rich as well as the trolls from stealing bread and begging under bridges.

Anatole France

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 9:41:34 AM

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Wooohoooooooooo I have special powers!

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 9:41:43 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Trolls live in the deep forests or in caves in the mountains, far away from the people. They are fierce, bossy creatures which you really don’t want to meet when you’re walking alone in the woods.

Trolls don’t like most people. Some Trolls eat or slurp them, some capture them and keep them prisoners in the woods (this happens a lot to princesses in the fairy tales and subbies on Collarme!).

One way of getting rid of a Troll is exposing it to a hot domme. A really hot domme like LaT will turn the the Troll into stone (at least parts of them).

Sounds just like the troll i know

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 1:23:51 PM

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Wonder where the troll is ?

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 1:25:05 PM

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He's over on another thread, offering acutally sage and wise advice. Its kinda scary.

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RE: The secret lives of trolls! - 2/8/2007 1:26:59 PM

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You mean the troll is appearing tamed and human like? scary lol

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