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RE: English For Trolls - 2/11/2007 7:18:53 PM   
gooddogbenji


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RE: English For Trolls - 2/11/2007 7:34:20 PM   
Musicmystery


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Let's get together to play--I'm available anytime.

English:

Sure, I saw how prominently your profile specifies that you have a partner, that you're very happy, and that you're not interested in other partners, just friends. But so what? Just because I'd love to meet that certain someone doesn't mean I have to respect it in others. And hey, since it hasn't occurred to me that not everyone is as dense as I am, it also hasn't occurred to me that you probably would automatically eliminate someone who immediately indicates a complete lack of integrity. However, I'll probably push the point anyway, insisting that your partner will never know, completely missing that you and your partner would never betray each other's trust. After all, that's why you're together and I'm alone.

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/11/2007 8:22:41 PM   
Lashra


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Status: offline 		Troll: U daminate womens have ruined america.
English: I am a fat beer gutted slob who works on a fishing boat. I haven't bathed in ages, I don't have any of my own teeth and a woman hasn't looked my way in a decade. In fact my dick has shriveled up and fallen off due to nonusage. Its all your fault, you women with your pretty hair, nice breasts and sweetheart asses. You remind me of my Mommy who used to dress me up as a girl when I was a young boy. She hated me, all women hate me. .....can I sniff your panties please?

Troll: Would u dominate a dominate man?
English: I do not know the difference between the words "dominate" and "dominant". As you can see I am a bit confused. In fact I am so confused that I will do most anything to get into a dominant woman's pants. I tell everyone I am dominant just because thats what dudes do, right? If you just strip me down and tie me up, I will beg, cry, whine and bark like a dog just to get you to sit on my face. Then when you are done with me you can slap my face and call me a filthy whore. Please oh please, god PLEASE slap me..I am a dirty little whore. Mommy please..!

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 6:43:13 AM   
ToGiveDivine


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

Due to recent legislation regarding diversity and the consequent need to avoid social exclusion of minority groups from all activities in our society, it has been suggested that in future provision must be made for trolls to participate in the fora here.

However, there is a significant barrier to this, in that trolls do not speak English well enough to communicate freely. Equally, English speakers do not widely understand trollish. Therefore, in an effort to promote understanding, the Institute For Troll Advancement hereby invites all, human and troll alike, to assist in the compilation of a phrasebook, consisting of simple phrases and their equivalents in the respective languages.

For example, one which we at the Institute know already would be;

TROLL; u r hot wanna fuk?
would translate in English as; I find you very attractive, and would like to get to know you better.

We are looking for contributions in the format of;

TROLL;
ENGLISH;

The Institute thanks all in advance for their kind assistance in this matter.

E




LadyEllen,

I found this to be rude and insulting and uncalled for.  It's not very nice to pick on those less fortunate than yourself.

BTW, damn, you have nice legs ...

;-)

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 6:49:03 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		I'm so sorry TGD, but someone already found themselves insulted I think - at least going from what he posted on this thread.

Thing is though, I dont care. Whats important, is that trolls everywhere are no longer shot on sight (maybe even, on site), and that these misunderstood people (and they are people) are welcomed into mainstream society, where they can post messages about how good my legs are.

E

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 6:53:43 AM   
ToGiveDivine


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

I'm so sorry TGD, but someone already found themselves insulted I think - at least going from what he posted on this thread.

Thing is though, I dont care. Whats important, is that trolls everywhere are no longer shot on sight (maybe even, on site), and that these misunderstood people (and they are people) are welcomed into mainstream society, where they can post messages about how good my legs are.

E


So I'm a troll now!?!?!?!

{Damn, I didn't think anyone noticed}

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 6:56:20 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		You? A troll, TGD?

Of course not. I see you as more of a hobbit, actually.

And hobbits are cute.

E

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 6:58:51 AM   
ToGiveDivine


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ORIGINAL: LadyEllen

You? A troll, TGD?

Of course not. I see you as more of a hobbit, actually.

And hobbits are cute.

E


Gosh, I saw myself as a pervert.

Perverts can be cute as well ... when, of course, we aren't being so damn needy and creepy.

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 6:59:43 AM   
cjenny


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Status: offline 		Ladeee Ullin leggy! Tasty leggy Ladeee!
My hair is too long for me to be a troll, it won't stand straight up. Am I being discriminated against?

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 7:01:48 AM   
sensualmagirl


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Status: offline 		submissive troll (to another submissive): wanna be friends?
English: Would you be so kind as to step out on your current relationships and become a Domme for me because I think that I could really be the one you want.


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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 7:08:24 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		you dont think hobbits are perverts?

I reckon anyone who spends their time fiddling about with their ring has to qualify!

I like needy anyway. Creepy less so. Needy makes manipulation so much easier.

E

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 7:11:59 AM   
LadyEllen


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Status: offline 		CJ, whats important is to be happy to be yourself, you know?

It is possible to go for TRS (troll reassignment surgery), but really, its also OK just to dress up as a troll if thats what you like.

E

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 7:14:55 AM   
cjenny


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Status: offline 		*clings to Ladeee Ullin legggy legs and smiles!

Naw, now I want to be a hobbit cuz they get jewelry.

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 7:17:20 AM   
Lorelei115


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Status: offline 		Jewelry vs. excessively hairy feet. Tough call...

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 1:04:22 PM   
Sinergy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl

submissive troll (to another submissive): wanna be friends?



English:  I want to steal your Dom(me) away from you.

Sinergy

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 1:08:31 PM   
sensualmagirl


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Status: offline 		lol Sinergy, that could most definitely be true too.

I was speaking from experience as this past summer it happened to me... I was not taken at the time and I honestly thought he just wanted to chat and give me advice as a friend.... yah, I know, how naiive of me

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 1:13:26 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Troll: I need serious financial help ASAP!!! I will do anything if it benefits me financially.

English: scary, run fast the other way.


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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 1:38:07 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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ORIGINAL: kittensmailbox

LOL LOL, this is one of the funnest things i read....  Thank You...


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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 1:38:39 PM   
MadameDahlia


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lorelei115

Jewelry vs. excessively hairy feet. Tough call...


That's when wax play becomes involved... just not the candle dripping kind.

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RE: English For Trolls - 2/12/2007 2:04:19 PM   
BobtheSubBuilder


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quote:

ORIGINAL: twicehappy

Troll; Lat sooooo slurp gulp goood kitty nice kitty.
 
English;
 
Dear Madame LaTigresse your exquisite feminine beauty is so awe inspiring that it rquires this otherwise most masculine of domly males to cogitate most thoroughly upon the question of kissing your perfect toes.


HAHA now who does that remind me of?

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