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Lessons Learned from Gay Porn - 2/11/2007 4:05:18 PM

TreSwank

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Having spent the last couple years of my banal, twenty-something existence residing with gay men, I thought it would be kind of nice to start a thread about one of the perpetual mainstays of gay life: PORNOGRAPHY.

Now, I've seen my share of gay porn on accident, and by merit of plain ol'-fashioned curiosity - but one thing that never ceases to amuse the Swankster is the recurring "straight guys discover gay-sex on the spur of the moment" theme. As an example, I'll give you some of the things I've "learned" from gay pornography, and, hopefully, any of those CollarMe readers who are well-acquainted with the subject will carry the torch a little further.

Lesson Number 1 - Friendly neighborhood games of touch-football will, invariably, evolve into full-out locker room orgies.

Lesson Number 2 - The United States Navy is a concupiscent compost heap of gay-lovin' waiting to happen. Let's face it - the military may operate under a guise of info-gathering, strategic-maneuvering gravitas, but THIS is what really happens onboard during those six-month deployments.

Lesson Number 3 - Straight men will, quite frequently, ask male friends to "towel off their backs" after leaving a group shower, during which, they've been checking out each other's equipment like a red-tag sale.

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RE: Lessons Learned from Gay Porn - 2/11/2007 5:19:36 PM

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this is funny as hell... thanks

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RE: Lessons Learned from Gay Porn - 2/11/2007 6:59:17 PM

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Actually...I used to go to the nude beach in Sandy Hook every Monday during the summer of 95. That was a fucking wild beach. Anyway, I used to watch, with my binoculars of course, the nude, gay male volleyball game every week. I used to sit in the back section of the beach where all of the gay guys used to go just because I felt safer there, being alone and all. I can say with first hand knowledge that they got very busy after the game was over.

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RE: Lessons Learned from Gay Porn - 2/11/2007 10:58:50 PM

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I can say with first hand knowledge that they got very busy after the game was over.

Hmmm Nothing says romance, like a sand encrusted cock in your ass!

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