RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (Full Version)

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity



Message

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:30:22 PM)

AHARRRR!!...*cough cough*....sorry, just coughed up one of your collegues.  Oh don't worry jenny plenty of me to go around and around and around.



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:30:41 PM)

When will the flogging begin on the aftdeck ???
I am to late to sign up for it ??
Do I really need to pack cloth or can I come aboard the way I am ??


~greed~
Single, Free and Loving it



cjenny -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:32:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

AHARRRR!!...*cough cough*....sorry, just coughed up one of your collegues.  Oh don't worry jenny plenty of me to go around and around and around.


Yay. Sail on!



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:34:02 PM)

Oh god please dont flirt with me now i am in Commando suicide pirateer mode i just cant risk a stiffy now! Maybe later IF i make it back alive (does the hero sob story bit), guys like us werent meant to have families....we are just doing our job! you'd have done it for me! its a filthy dirty job but SOME ones gotta take on these disney skurvy maggots! If i dont make it back alive...... tell me new kids i love them...i dont know who they are yet but im sure i have several kids out there!....goodbye my loooooooooooooooove.....



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:35:24 PM)

cheers Hydro you just spat out DOOM LORD he is 8 ft 10, bright red and built like a brick sh*t house, hes a little dead but we can fix him!



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 4:39:36 PM)

HarleyKitty-come as you are do as you wish...or someone else wishes if it suites you.  But first we have to carve up the cute little disney scourge.



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:26:54 PM)

Well that went over like a lead balloon.  I actually asked kaboom a question about his new plan, which I was actually taking somewhat seriously...for once.  He can't even give people straight answers to the simple questions.



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:27:58 PM)

what plan...what are you on about now we have more pressing matters ahead...i hear Walt Disney is on board!



KurtKaboom -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:28:27 PM)

    Leave her in where???



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:36:52 PM)

I thought Disney was dead.  Did they attach his head to robot body or something? 



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:47:32 PM)

er..ye...yes YES thats what those varmints did! Gosh cant they let a dude rest in peace! We dont realise what we is dealing with here, i fink the disney ship has stolen all the women! 



sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:49:45 PM)

I was just making some Manhattans bludemonn... do you like bourbon? Care for one?



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:53:27 PM)

Yes, he and his pirateers need to get wasted off their asses so we can kill ROBODisney and commandeer their ship and add it to the CM Cruise fleet.  I on the other hand must remain sober enough to fly a straight straffing run.



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:54:06 PM)

yes please i'll have 7 please and a grope afterward? *awaits the customary slap*



bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:55:42 PM)

yes very much so Hydro.... we just cant risk you mowing us all down like last time....pirates dave,kev,trev,wayne,lou,bill,neil and ghost faced killer were in the infirmary for 8 weeks last time! 



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 5:57:18 PM)

Yeah, my bad



sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:03:15 PM)

How did RoboDisney get on board? This is supposed to be the g-spot rated, CM Party Cruise Ship... disney is just so wrong... so wrong... what do you think he likes to drink? Maybe if we got him drunk, he could be cool... maybe we should send him off to the "smoking" section... wondering if they are still there... did anybody check on them last night? Last I knew they were all headed to the lifeboats for some herbal medication...



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:09:22 PM)

No NO NO NO!! NO Disney on board!  We meaing myself and the pirateers wish to attack the Disney cruise ship, killing....most aboard...there could be someone worth salvaging, and then we will take the Disney ship to add to the CM Party fleet....we've been plotting tonight.  RoboDisney seems to be aboard so he must be DESTROYED!  I think that about sums up the plan. 



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:09:57 PM)

Good evening, passengers

tonight's activities include:

Trampling and Bondage - dungeon (whips and floggers will be provided)

Nude Massaging - club level

Virgin Auction - aloha level (inspection will begin in 5 minutes). Blu and Hydro have first bids!

in the steerage - we have found a big busy wench to service your needs tonight only.

please sign up for BDSM Truth and Dare ...if you dare

oh whoever lost a leather corset, vampire fangs, and stake in the Captain's quarters - please see the lost and found

thank you
Cruise Director



HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:13:35 PM)

See you at the auction....my violence against Disney can wait....keep drinking pirateers!



Page: <<   < prev  11 12 [13] 14 15   next >   >>

Valid CSS!




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy
0.0625