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twicehappy -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:15:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl twice, I like that version of 5-card stud... what about 5-card wenches for the straight guys? Sounds reasonable to me, go talk to the cruise director.

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:16:29 PM)
WOW... I'm off for nude massaging... and will be signing up for BDSM Truth or Dare...

twicehappy -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:17:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll Um... that would be in my room. Number 13. Warning, you might be well fed but you won't get full at this troll's buffet. FukinTroll, is that what trolls really call their tallywacker?

FukinTroll -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 6:20:07 PM)
Tallywacker! [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]Only mere humans do such things. (queue dramatic music here.) It is SUBSMASHER!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:12:33 PM)
FT, are you joining the virgin auction tonight?

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:15:12 PM)
What who!? How did Robodisney get the hell on board, have you been on the sauce Hydro!? The master plan is in tatters now that Sir Walt has second guessed our tactics! Shit break out the M60's!

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:19:41 PM)
Sure hope I'm not stuck in the kitchen all night!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:29:04 PM)
you didn't bbq in the nude did you?

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:32:46 PM)
Heck no! Don't want to singe my fur!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:35:24 PM)
A fierce batte ensues, which is kinda surreal given the fact nearly ALL the CM party dudes are doing various activities such as Bondage, Trampling (shit i missed it) Virgin auctions, Strip poker and strip poking! and seem oblivious to the war me and me maties are having with RoboDisney and his new crew of maniacle clowns clutching huge over sized meat clevers a huge roar erupts and the ships shudders as The Disney vessel bumps our and we go over to fight, before i know it im being chased by a stupendousely sized clown wearing 4 foot army boots and a bunch of littler clowns with razor sharp teef but Doom Lord swoops in to rescue me and boots a few of their little heads off....meanwhile on the CM party ship the orgy is beginning...where the heck is sensual with my blasted bourbon!!

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:41:13 PM)
Just keep that battle out of the kitchen, just scrubbed the floors down before I join the orgy!

MsPoetress -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:42:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl you didn't bbq in the nude did you? No hot dogs for me then [:'(] ~poe

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:43:22 PM)
dude we could use a bloke like you! you look like you can do some serious damage, ya know the serial killer type...watch out for that clowns head!!!

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:44:58 PM)
Not a problem! I'll just take swipes at the clowns with my paws and heads will roll lol edited to add: then just point me in the direction of the nearest keg of rum and then off to the orgy.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:47:57 PM)
attention CM cruise passengers tonight's special Roman orgy fest has commenced! togas are optional enjoy Cruise Director

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:53:04 PM)
Gets his Toga on and offers the director another drink and fat director style cigar before grabbing bear and attacking the murder clowns!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:57:10 PM)
alright?!?! who gave permission to the killer klowns to be on on the club and aloha decks??

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 7:59:43 PM)
I dunno but im about to ring frylock, meatwad and shake from A.T.H.F. to help, im scared!!!! They are overpowering even the most ardent of pirates, where the hell is bear!? AND Hydro was meant to be ....doing something!!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:03:37 PM)
Hydro better not be deflowering the virgins before the auction!!

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/13/2007 8:05:33 PM)
bear is hurrying as fast as he can! Damn cabana boys are distracting me too much!

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