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sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:39:03 PM)
wow, this pleasure cruise has turned violent... and all so "testoster-oni" (and in the words of Chandler from "Friends" -- that's the REAL San Francisco treat) I think I need to retreat to the feminine hallowed halls of the spa for a steam bath ... now, where are those towel boys [;)]

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:39:31 PM)
That is so true, but I trust if I run into trouble, I can count on demon power and some dragon's fire to protect me.

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:41:05 PM)
The Cruise Director took them all and didn't leave any for me sob

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:42:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sensualmagirl wow, this pleasure cruise has turned violent... and all so "testoster-onie" ... think I need to retreat to the feminine hallowed halls of the spa for a steam bath ... now, where are those towel boys [;)] That's what the spas are there for. So you're all relaxed when I come back from battle all lusty. Little does she know the towel boys are actually my private army of mercs in disguise.

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:44:38 PM)
Well Hydro, must say some of your undercover mercs are quite lusty!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:45:01 PM)
Reaches the shore and storms aboard with his band of band of drink-crazed psychotic pirates screaming 'ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH' (as you do) with huge axe's, swords, pikes(the weapon not the fish as that would be silly) and arrows as he has a group of archers we take on the cannibals, the sound of metal on metal and metal on flesh is energising and emotional, Bear is clawing his way through the barbarians ( like beast from X-men) Hydro has atleast 25 of them and is fiercely fighting, the roars and the clashes are like never before, the smell of evil is thick in the air, the iron from the blood cascades into the senses, the stench of those deeply evil Witches as they screech like banshees in the black of night, above i can here swoops and loud squarks from the HUGE vultures as they dive bomb Hydro and some of the men, I lance at one and chop it clean in half then am promptly strangled by 2 zombified cannabals...

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:46:04 PM)
I trained them quite well for undercover ops

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:48:43 PM)
OOH ZOMBIES! I LOVE KILLING ZOMBIES! GO FOR THE HEAD GO FOR THE HEAD...didn't I say the same thing to litleone the other night?

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:49:45 PM)
Bear we got your back dude..... close your mind to the magic they are sending out its quite powerful, i believe they are using temporal infrasound on us, if we can get through this battle we gotta sneak through the labarynth and make our way to the inner sanctum, that way we can reverse spells...till now fight fight FIGHT

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:53:59 PM)
bear slaughters as many barbarians as possible and then wheels around to help out blu with those dammed black witches. puts on a sterling silver amulet and charges at a group of witches standing off to the side as they begin to chant a foul spell. bear leaps and lands on all five flattening them to the ground and then with a mighty roar, rips their heads off and spits them on the ground.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 6:56:17 PM)
cheers Bear....watch out for that flipping RHINO!!! Get back in the boat Bear, i gotta find Hydro and get him the fuck outta here!!!! There be wenches need a dealing with back on board, if we are all here who is guarding the SHIP.... <ZOIKS>

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:00:50 PM)
The protective spell I placed on the cruise ship will hold until we return

FukinTroll -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:02:51 PM)
You forgot to ward against Trolls! Muhahahhahahhahha

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:02:54 PM)
peeks head out of spa When did this turn into something out of Harry Potter or maybe D&D? "Let me know when it's all over" goes back to Armando and a full-body massage aaaahhhh "you have beautiful 'hands' Armando" [:)]

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:03:16 PM)
Cruise Director returning from another day at the radio station surveys the damage with shock and awe

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:05:00 PM)
The undercover cabana boy merc can take care of the ship....Labyrinth? hmm, sounds like it may be a little...cramped. tears off the rhino's leg and beats him with it Sterile silver amulet eh.....I have a sterile silver tooth...see? gleaming fang blinds dive bombing vultures

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:05:15 PM)
*Clubs a cannibal in the gob and watches as the spray of blood spatters the other men... head butts a witch in his way and calls to some of his 'forlorn hope' section..."ok guys a quick brief..we go up through the tunnel into the labarynth but beware of the killer cult as they reside here, our aim is to get hold of the 4 amulets of Hades and then 'turn off' the spell casters, after that we can locate the gold get it? got it? good, lets bounce!"...

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:05:59 PM)
I'm right behind you I'll guard your backside...errr back

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:06:42 PM)
oh yeah watch out for trolls, those peskey little frog-like creatures boots a troll into space [;)]

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:09:47 PM)
HYDRO guard the entrance to the tunnel, Bear you can be tail-end charlie, make sure no incantations get in here, DOOM LORD? (doom lord is his vice captain and 8ft 10, over 500 pounds of crazed psychotic.....on ACID) get in front cos if we get attacked id rather you bore thr brunt....well i did take a beating yesterday in the bar cossa you!.... Ventures into the dark tunnel, can still hear the massacre going on outside..

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