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HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:11:29 PM)
Ok, well I'm not gonna fit in that damn labyrinth. So I'll mop up the rest of the beach fiends and head back to the ship....where lusty lasses await...ARRRHHHGGG!! cough Damnit demon tell your pirates to stay out of my stomach!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:12:52 PM)
ALRIGHT! what the hell happened here?!?!

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:13:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl Cruise Director returning from another day at the radio station surveys the damage with shock and awe writes a message to the CM and hands it to his pet Eagle Forgive us oh CM (begs) i was going to go ashore with my pirates and do abit of....pirating but Bear and Hydro came looking for me and all hell broke loose, dont worry we will be back in a jiffy...bag! lol Meanwhile please start the carnivale for our stunning guests...

SweetSarijane -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:15:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn Meanwhile please start the carnivale for our stunning guests... Ummm...I'm thinking stunned may be the better word at the moment lol

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:16:06 PM)
* bear pulls out his worn grimoire and quickly leafs through to the middle page, with rapid hand gestures and speaking in a raspy voice weaves an all powerful spell of warding across the tunnel enterance. Goes to another page and chants in a sing-song tone an incantation of protection for my fellow comrades., once satisfied all it set, bear then carefully follows blu further into the winding tunnel *

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:20:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SweetSarijane quote: ORIGINAL: bludemonn Meanwhile please start the carnivale for our stunning guests... Ummm...I'm thinking stunned may be the better word at the moment lol Um, I was...um...just ...making sure the monsters didn't board the ship, yeah. You know what a mess it was when RoboDisney and his clowns boarded us before we could attack them. Just making sire my ladies are safe from zombies and whatnot.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:20:24 PM)
*Everything is going dandy when suddenly the walls seem to narrow...they're MOVING inwards!!! SHIT....panic ensues and we gotta run like Ben Johnson (yes on steriods) to get the feck out sharpish! MOVE MOVE MOVE!! runs to the back to make sure all his home boys get through safely, gets grabbed by a zombified hand sticking out of the tunnel wall and fights frantically...decides hes gonna have to EAT the hand off...thinks hes eaten worse so bites and tares hand off, hand still in mouth runs like the wind and just manages to get through..is pull through by his maties....

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:23:18 PM)
slips back into the shadows of the ship I can't believe you guys can't find a 50ft dragon on a ship.

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:24:22 PM)
* seeing several more hands coming out of the walls, I chew each one off and runs ahead to catch up. reaching into a secret pocket and pull out a handfull of powdered monkshood and scatters it behind to deter and rear ambushes and continue on deeper into the darkness* Hey blu, what do these amulets look like?

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:27:37 PM)
Once all inside we dust ourselves off and check we are all there so to speak...we are mesmerised by the light eminating from inside the cavern, shit! GOLD and lots of it! We all walk towards it and suddenly sniff is that Lavender i smell? I can smell something unfamiliar to us Pirates...its NICE and fragrant ....WOMEN...and amazingly attractive ones, bellydancers in fact....cant...help...but...go to them!!

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:30:53 PM)
NO!!!!!! stay away blu, they're not bellydancers, they are sirens and their only purpose is to trap us here for eternity! * knowing the sirens have no effect one one like bear, I take the lead and force the others through the cavern into another tunnel*

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:33:54 PM)
once the men are safely out of harms way, I return to the sirens and rip their throats out, no more will they lure men to their deaths

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:34:33 PM)
your WRONG they LOVE me! *angry at bear and still under the spell goes with the sweet girl..

sensualmagirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:35:05 PM)
who the heck is "Ben Johnson"? Why is there a dragon in the spa ... oh, yah, he's heating up the whirtub spa... thanks!

HydroMaster -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:37:48 PM)
My pleasure back to the shadows, sneaky sneaky sneaky

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:38:21 PM)
* damn missed one. heads over to intercept blu and cuffs him several time upside the head , attempting to break the spell. Seeing it's not working too good, I make a desparate call for Hydro to help*

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:47:19 PM)
oi stop that! and i dont need cuffing from HYDRO i think it may hurt! *nestles down with his new girl and shes on top siting on his straining manhood, she goes to kiss him and we embrace, the passion intensifies as i play with her full breasts and she pulls my pirate trousers down and grasps the fleshy phallus, i am in the magic spell...then just as she goes to sit on it i catch the mirror beside us and see its not a girl but a diseased beast!! "ooooh shiiiit not again!" tries to shove IT off but the entity wants my semen!! grasps an oil filled lamp and thwacks it on the head knocking it off, puts back on trousers and gets the feck outta there ....BEAR HEEEEEEEEEELP!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:56:17 PM)
taps foot ok, Hydro and blu, you two had enough fun for one day! clean up this mess now or NO carnivale fun ...EVER!

bearincuffs -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 7:58:03 PM)
* Seeing blu in major trouble, bear swings back his mighty paw and lopes off the beast's head. * ok blu, get your butt moving and try to keep your organ in yout trousers, at least until we're back on the cruise ship lol.

bludemonn -> RE: Now boarding - the CM Party Cruise ship! (2/16/2007 8:06:02 PM)
*Runs with bear and his mateys back out to the beach...screw the Gold it can wait....jumps into the boats and rows like mad back aboard the cruise ship....

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