Rumtiger
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Joined: 3/4/2006 From: Vegas Status: offline
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Well I'm Glad you Asked!!! (been waiting to say that for a couple hours now) I first learned this when i got my first ingrown toenail that managed to get infected back when I was thinking I was going to go right into the airforce straight outta HS and was training like crazy, was turning all sorta colors, looked like it was necrosing, turned green and shit, and I dident know much else what to do, so I decided to go and ask my uncle Charlie. Uncle Charlie was in the 75th, Rangers I mean, and I remember from casual look sees around and from what I could gather that foot problems happened plenty of times with the rangers, and besides all that I knew Uncle Charlie had some basic medical training, thats what he told me anyway. Keep in mind I'm about 16-17 at the time. So come to Uncle Charlie with the problem, and ask him what did rangers do. "oh we just yank them out" "what?" "yeah, get a good hold of the nail, and pull it out, then scrub with hydrogen peroxide" "fuck that" "it'll grow back David" "fuck that" "well its that or you'll have to wait for a while to heal on it's own, or if you keep messing with it, it'll just get worse and then it really will have to get yanked" "i'll stick to epson salts" And thats where I first heard the term "bathroom surgery" So there you go, the commen fixes to problems like ingrown infected toenails for me was to just yank the whole motherfucker out. And to handle handle an ear infection, just puncture the damn thing and let the shit drain. couple that with my dietary habits...yep, i'm gonna make a great father someday.
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