TreSwank
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It they're serious, take them seriously. After I got done typing the initial post, I thought to myself, "Who, in this gosh-darn, attention-retarded world of ours has the patience to read more than two paragraphs at one time?" You see, in the old days, before all of this newfangled "technological age", people used to make it through ENTIRE BOOKS, believe it or not!!!! I'm not lying, folks; sometimes these quasi-mythical tomes numbered hundreds of pages in length.........and they were all covered in words, too!!!!!!! Unlike your average Stephan King, or Michael Whateverthefuckhisnameis novel, these volumes actually made use of words that could possibly befuddle the Reader Constant to the extent of requiring a DICTIONARY!!!!!!!! If you think that my posts are too fluffy and verbose, Ladies and Germs, you should take a gander at something like Proust, or Nabokov. Then again, that would require the average American citizen to exert way too much effort. I mean, books don't even have keyboards or anything!! You'd totally have to, like, look up from it and stuff just to log into MySpace!!!
< Message edited by TreSwank -- 2/18/2007 5:14:59 PM >
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