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cjenny -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 2:47:00 AM)

Heh I got about half of that azz. Maybe could have gotten more but I am way too tired to descramble [;)] omg I just read it again and got more of it.

Do I need help?
Hahahaha. Gotta love a sleep deprived brain!



azzmaster -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 2:53:47 AM)

i have jamaican parents. was just pointin out i could post in patois if i wanted to be confusing.actually i truly love jamaicaspeak but can only use it postin on reggae forums or it gets people all fukked up



cjenny -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 2:56:43 AM)

Well it is hard, but not impossible to read. It is almost like you have to blur things and slightly slide meanings over a bit. LOL I bet that made no sense!



azzmaster -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 3:01:56 AM)

as my brother says in patois we just fuck up the english language as much as possible and make it our own. its quite fluid therefore thats why u percieve it the way u do. it evolves quickly and one person can easily start new expressions bein used.



orfunboi -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 3:10:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Anal sex is a limit for me.
 
I think what you need to be asking yourself, is not if you are Dom because Anal sex is da bomb, but is their some latent homosexuality hiding in there.
 


Just curious, because i have heard this before...Does that mean that all those men out there, that just love to poke their wives in the ass, are really closet cases?

quote:


P.S. Please get an interpreter for your cryptic posting style.


cryptic? Is that what you call it....i personally think it's just lazy and next to impossible to read.



kishasub -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 3:23:58 AM)

your giving me a headache, cant you learn to type properly so we can all understand you.
Actually nm you probably wouldnt make sense even then.



azzmaster -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 8:35:53 AM)

i don't think men who just like women to do anal on are closet cases. i m in general bisexual, i like to have men suck my dick too, but i m not doin it to them, nor r they goin up in azzmasters azz. what activities u like don't determine ur sexual preference merely who u like to do em wit



StellaByStarlite -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 9:35:35 AM)

Hello. =)
 
Mr. Azzmaster, you're a riot, lol. Anybody who just waltzes into a random message board and posts with A big fat black font is just hilarious to me. But to answer the question.. my Owner has been wanting to try. =)
 
 
Stella



touchthesky -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 5:09:27 PM)

i do think of anal as a rather D/s activity. it does seem more submissive than vaginal sex



PsyVamp -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 5:15:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: poplolly

quote:

ORIGINAL: dawntreader

I actually think Troll looks pretty hot in that photo!
 
You should post one azzmaster so I can compare! lol



Just "pretty" hot, dawntreader?  I'd say seriously, madly, deliciously hot!! 
 
And after reading azzmaster's posts and his profile, I would have to wonder which picture would he post:  Jeckyl's or Hyde's?


Oh Hells Bells, I'll jump on the Troll bandwagon too....   Love that outfit!!!!

Now I REALLY need to bite someone.....
[sm=evil.gif]

Mistress Sigh... I mean Psy...  lol



PsyVamp -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 6:31:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MagiksSlave

Oh man I agree 100% I love that pic [:D] and just go check out my Masters pic on his profile... I like long hair hehehe

Magik's naughty slave


Took your advice and checked him out....lol 
Here is me, tipping my hat to you, MagiksSlave,   he looks delicious......

Mistress Psy...  *who really, really needs to bite someone*
[sm=evil.gif]



SirDraven -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 6:34:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: azzmaster

if ya don't i think u gots 2 ask urself if u really dom. my idea of heaven is my rod buried so far up a nice phat azz so far the subs teeth rattle. they know who they daddy is den


You can not be serious. While you are intitled to your opinion I find it aragant that you would imply someone is not a Dom if they like it or not.



azzmaster -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 7:44:57 PM)

course i m serious. i just can't think of a more submissive sexual activity than taken it up da poop chute. ur helpless then and azzmaster is in charge



Lordandmaster -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 7:52:59 PM)

I DOENST THINK ITS DA BOM AND I AXED MY SELF AM I IS OR AM I ISN'T A DOM AND MY ANSER WAS YES GODDEMMIT.

I can live with or without it.

quote:

ORIGINAL: azzmaster

if ya don't i think u gots 2 ask urself if u really dom. my idea of heaven is my rod buried so far up a nice phat azz so far the subs teeth rattle. they know who they daddy is den



azzmaster -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/20/2007 8:00:41 PM)

u sounds like slappy white, playa, LMAO



Sinergy -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/21/2007 2:23:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadRabbit

I was gonna post something...

But you know what...

Fuck it


Exactly. 

I imagine the people in Greenwich Village who have misplaced their idiot have enough to occupy themselves without my adding to the problem.

Sinergy

p.s.  It is cool to have confirmation of the success of the Huked On Fonix program.



touchthesky -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/21/2007 4:32:38 PM)

sinergy, let up on azzmaster, its clear that u want him to speak the queens english, its equally clear that he isn't going to follow ur orders.

ya feel me playboy, LOL



PsyVamp -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/21/2007 6:26:46 PM)

Yes, some village IS missing an idiot..lol
But you also forgot to mention that some people are like slinkies, not too useful, but they can really make you smile when you push them down the stairs...

[sm=evil.gif]

Hey azzmaster...Anal is "da bomb" - as long as I'm on the giving end with my strapon....



azzmaster -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/21/2007 6:52:47 PM)

i can't sayi c da point in fuckin anything wit a strapon, but if u don't have a dick i guess u gotta do waht u can



subcd4domcpls -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (2/24/2007 10:09:34 AM)

Don't know about all of you but I could go for a good forced stiffy from behind me right now



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