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myobedience -> RE: is there any master who doesn't think anal is da bomb? (3/2/2007 6:41:22 PM)
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ORIGINAL: sophia37
Why are we questioning this mans avatar?
I would think that we should presume no one looks like their avatar. That photo of azzmaster is not azzmaster. I personally know the real azzmaster. And he's a 19 year old computer geek who drives a volkswagon in Danbury Ct., for Best Buy on the Geek squad. He has never fucked an ass in his life. I have no idea who the people are in the azzmaster photos.
The only reason Im spilling the beans is azzmaster owes me 200 bucks after he left, then lost my snowboard up at the ski resort last Saturday.
And you thought I wouldnt be mad about it didnt you guy?. Sorry Azz. A womans gotta do what a woman's gotta do.
Why ARE we questioning his manhood?
That photo of azz is definately NOT him !!
I personally KNOW the REAL assman.
He is 74 years old.
He buys super viagra pills at my CVS pharmacy.
He comes in with a cane, shaped like a huge cock and likes to plung it into the bean bags sold on the other side of the pharmacy. As he plunges in his cane he screams, "take it whore," "isnt Thor the luckiest cock" !!
Usually he passes out after several plunges and we need to call the EMT's. I think he does it just to get the mouth resuscitation the female EMT provides. What he doesn't know is she is a TV/TG/CD.
The only reason I am spillng the beans is cause he rammed that cane up my tech's ass and it came out her mouth and he refuses to pay her medical bills.
The pharmacy has sued him 4.3 M $ and the tech hasnt come out of her comma yet.
I am going to give him viagra so storng that his own hardon will break next time he comes in and then his 3 inch dick will need surgery cause the boner came through his balls.
Sorry assman, a pharmacist has got to tell the truth.
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