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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/20/2007 6:29:51 PM

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Sure I would like to meet your mother. / Is she hot like you?

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/20/2007 6:38:39 PM

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More at Mellie Mel, there; grandmaster Flash--------

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/20/2007 8:02:01 PM

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I promise I won't cum in your mouth / but I did not say anything about the back of your throat.

I swear we will not have anal sex / oops, I thought I was aiming for the right hole!

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/20/2007 11:37:26 PM

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I promise I'll pull out/right after I finish cumming

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 12:52:19 AM

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"This is my best friend, Jane."
"Nice to meet your Jane." / hmmm I see a threesome here....

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 7:03:03 AM

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I just need some "me" time / I just need some "without you" time.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 9:37:10 AM

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Lines from Women:

I just want to be friends = Fuck Off and Die

Not tonight, I have a headache = Fuck Off and Die

I am PMSing = Really Fuck Off and Die

Honey, you don't have to get me anything for Valentine's Day = If you don't I will kill you in your sleep and you can fuck off and die.

I need to talk = You're a fucking asshole and you should fuck off and die.

Who left the toilet seat up? = After I get done with you mister, you will wish that you had been hit by a speeding train.

Lines From Men:

I will take the garbage out during the commercial = It will be done before it really stinks up the house

Honey, could you grab me a beer? = And while you are at it a blowjob would be swell.

I love you = Wanna fuck?

I never look at other women that way = Just the ones that have a pulse

What's for dinner? = I really want to get laid but I could eat something first.

Sweetheart, let me carry that for you. = Will this help me get laid?

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 9:52:07 AM

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Jesus loves you! [come to MY churches revival, we will pick you up on our church bus]

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 9:53:09 AM

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"trust me" [ let your guard down]

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 9:54:26 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

Lines from Women:

I just want to be friends = Fuck Off and Die

Not tonight, I have a headache = Fuck Off and Die

I am PMSing = Really Fuck Off and Die

Honey, you don't have to get me anything for Valentine's Day = If you don't I will kill you in your sleep and you can fuck off and die.

I need to talk = You're a fucking asshole and you should fuck off and die.

Who left the toilet seat up? = After I get done with you mister, you will wish that you had been hit by a speeding train.

Lines From Men:

I will take the garbage out during the commercial = It will be done before it really stinks up the house

Honey, could you grab me a beer? = And while you are at it a blowjob would be swell.

I love you = Wanna fuck?

I never look at other women that way = Just the ones that have a pulse

What's for dinner? = I really want to get laid but I could eat something first.

Sweetheart, let me carry that for you. = Will this help me get laid?

ROFLMAO!!!!! Guage, im moving you in!

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 10:33:53 AM

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My yahoo chat isn't working properly/i found someone more interesting to talk to

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 10:35:27 AM

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i never heard my phone ring all weekend/i had another sub tied up that i was tending to

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 10:43:14 AM

Lorelei115

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I really like you / You don't have a chance with me.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 5:20:29 PM

MysticFireTopaz

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Yeah, I'll try to get to it = There's not a chance it hell it will ever be done.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 2/21/2007 5:39:39 PM

MysticFireTopaz

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Excuse me, what did you say? = I was so busy staring at your boobs that I completely lost my train of thought.

And what does your spouse do? = I think you're hot and am trying to discreetly find out if your married or not. Hoping you'll tell me you don't have one.

Oops....how clumsy of me to get my sweater tangled up in your notebook! (accompanied by a flirtatious smile) = I've been trying to figure out a way to talk to you for weeks and this unfortunately was the best I could come up with.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/5/2007 6:43:13 AM

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Good morning it is so nice to see you again / Where the fuck have you been

I really never expected that you would call me / You son of a bitch, I gave you my phone number three weeks ago what the fuck has taken you so long, has every other whore turned you down.

Hey, Baby, mind if I come over / Your my last chance, I have already crossed out every other number in my black book.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/5/2007 12:27:47 PM

angeldevil

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We are such good friends and I would never want to risk losing that / I would never sleep with you in a million years and find you totally sexually unattractive.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/8/2007 11:19:37 AM

RobertCloud

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Does this dress may my butt look big? / You had better say that my ass looks small and beautiful or you are going to lose every tooth in your head.

Isn't this the cutest little baby? / I am so glad it is your screaming little shit factory and not mine.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/8/2007 9:23:34 PM

Mikal

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Men:

Hi, how are you? /nice boobies! mmmm... boobies....

(woman drops item) I'll get that!/I hope you're a liberal woman so you'll bend over and I can imagine myself going at your ass

I'm just looking for friends/I really want to just fuck, but I live close by so I have to appear nice

Nice day eh?/please, God, let it rain all over her white t-shirt.. please, please, please

(to a yappy/growling littel dog) Oh, aren't you a good little watch dog?/get lost so I can help the woman find you and then get thank-you sex

Hey, I read *insert obscure author here* too!/now fuck me 'cause i'm smrt

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/8/2007 9:31:12 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Mikal

Men:

Hi, how are you? /nice boobies! mmmm... boobies....

(woman drops item) I'll get that!/I hope you're a liberal woman so you'll bend over and I can imagine myself going at your ass

I'm just looking for friends/I really want to just fuck, but I live close by so I have to appear nice

Nice day eh?/please, God, let it rain all over her white t-shirt.. please, please, please

(to a yappy/growling littel dog) Oh, aren't you a good little watch dog?/get lost so I can help the woman find you and then get thank-you sex

Hey, I read *insert obscure author here* too!/now fuck me 'cause i'm smrt

ROFL..

These were great.. and soooo true.

You have a beautiful smile/ wonder what your lips would feel like around my.. (well you know)

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