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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/14/2007 3:20:16 PM

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This is kind of a hard thread for me.

"Honey I went by and seen your friend. Man was she a fuk'n tornado in the sack!"

The problem is I tend to say all of it anyway.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/14/2007 3:25:57 PM

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it's not you, its me / im bored of your shit!

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/14/2007 9:30:06 PM

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More men stuff...

I'm hungry = I'm hungry.

I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.

I'm tired = I'm tired.

Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!

You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to fondle you.

What's wrong? = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.

What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?

I love you. = Let's have sex now.

I love you, too. = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before.

Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.

Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

(while shopping) I like that one better. = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am gay

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/15/2007 3:15:08 AM

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Well, men in general are at least pretty predictable in their
main motivations, food, sex, beer, remote, XBOX.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/17/2007 7:33:25 AM

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Hey, beautiful, wanna dance / please grind that ass into my groin so I can feel what it would be like to fuck you.

Can I buy you a drink / and maybe another, and then another, til you are so drunk I can fuck you silly.

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RE: If Every Line Spoken Had To Be Followed By The Truth - 3/19/2007 3:23:38 PM

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I'm tired, I think it is time I go to sleep. /You are so boring you would put a rock to sleep.

Okay, a kiss on the first date is fine, but I don't have sex on the first date. /Well not with you, nor on the 100th, you ugly sleezebag, I am never going to see you again, and after this kiss I think I will gargle with Draino.

I really did not mind helping to pay the bill. /You cheap ass MF, see if I ever go on another date with your money pinching tightwad ass, and if you expect a kiss at the door you had better think again.

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