How to spot fake submissives

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[Poll]

She won't email you

5% (3)

She won't chat with you

5% (3)

She won't send you naked pictures

13% (8)

She will sleep with your friends but not you

8% (5)

U R knot Reel dominate

36% (22)

She laughs when you unzip your pants

11% (7)

She laughs when she unzips hers

1% (1)

Anyone with 69 in their handle is fake

18% (11)

Total Votes : 60

(last vote on : 12/17/2012 10:55:59 AM)
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SimplyMichael -> How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 5:34:39 PM)
These are a very sophisticated set of questions, please read them and look for the one single but very important question, it isn't the obvious answer but it is the one I am looking for!

slaveish -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 5:41:29 PM)
I'm going with "she'll sleep with all your friends but not you". "Slut" can be a term of endearment, si si si? I may come back and change my answer from time to time. I love skewing results.

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 5:46:39 PM)
She won't email you = Fakety fake. She won't chat with you = Uber fake She won't send you naked pictures = Mondo fake She will sleep with your friends but not you = that just makes her a bitch. U R knot Reel dominate = that just makes her the other little sister of the devil. She laughs when you unzip your pants = that makes her misst She laughs when she unzips hers = Does she have her own field of gravity? Anyone with 69 in their handle is fake = we can't call all Cancer's fake.

juliaoceania -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 5:46:59 PM)
I went for 69 in their nick

KatyLied -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 5:48:09 PM)
I think CrappyDom is reel.

porthuronsub -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 5:48:24 PM)
I'll have to go with the "69" answer.

Devilslilsister -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 5:54:18 PM)
i went with the bad spellilng.......... but i wanted to pick she sleeps with all yer friends AND - she laughs when you unzip your pants.

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:05:02 PM)
I would have preferred multiple choice, but instead went with "she won't send you naked pictures" as that the most tell tale sign she won't obey and get on her knees when you order it either. M

SimplyMichael -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:05:54 PM)
A few have gotten it...

litleone8620 -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:08:55 PM)
I chose the misspelling option.

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:13:10 PM)
She laughs when you unzip your pants = that makes her misst That was an oh my god you are not coming near me with that monster nervous giggle............honest [:)]

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:15:07 PM)
Hey!!!! We already went over this on the gossip thread.

MadameDahlia -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:16:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation She laughs when you unzip your pants = that makes her misst That was an oh my god you are not coming near me with that monster nervous giggle............honest [:)] Shhh!! No one is supposed to know about that. I'll wait until our dear Troll explains the "Squick Factor". Highly informative stuff.

MadameDahlia -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:17:35 PM)
Bollocks! He posted first.

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:22:09 PM)
God damn i lie for the best kind hearted reasons - in this case preventing people laughing at the troll for only having a tiny penis and im in trouble !! Oooooo hang on - does that mean i get punished for saying the wrong thing? [:D] Bollocks! He posted first. Hes first at first most things - if ya catch my drift [;)] Premature i think is the best word.

kate -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:24:30 PM)
i went with the 69 one....beacsue most of the others could just mean she dosen't like you, lol...and i can't spell so i didn't want to pick that one wink

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:30:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation God damn i lie for the best kind hearted reasons - in this case preventing people laughing at the troll for only having a tiny penis and im in trouble !! Oooooo hang on - does that mean i get punished for saying the wrong thing? [:D] Bollocks! He posted first. Hes first at first most things - if ya catch my drift [;)] Premature i think is the best word. Hey! I don't want to hear any more of your premature ejaculation crap. We started at the same fuk'n time after all.

JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:34:31 PM)
hey i'm real and my yahoo addie has 69 in it...[8D]

missturbation -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:38:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FukinTroll quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation God damn i lie for the best kind hearted reasons - in this case preventing people laughing at the troll for only having a tiny penis and im in trouble !! Oooooo hang on - does that mean i get punished for saying the wrong thing? [:D] Bollocks! He posted first. Hes first at first most things - if ya catch my drift [;)] Premature i think is the best word. Hey! I don't want to hear any more of your premature ejaculation crap. We started at the same fuk'n time after all. *kneels* Sorry troll *licks boots*

FukinTroll -> RE: How to spot fake submissives (2/21/2007 6:43:21 PM)
See there ladies and gentlemen. All you have to do is send them pics of the last sub you skinned alive and they straighten right up.

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