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How to spot fake submissives


She won't email you
  5% (3)
She won't chat with you
  5% (3)
She won't send you naked pictures
  13% (8)
She will sleep with your friends but not you
  8% (5)
U R knot Reel dominate
  36% (22)
She laughs when you unzip your pants
  11% (7)
She laughs when she unzips hers
  1% (1)
Anyone with 69 in their handle is fake
  18% (11)


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How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 5:34:39 PM   
SimplyMichael


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Status: offline 		These are a very sophisticated set of questions, please read them and look for the one single but very important question, it isn't the obvious answer but it is the one I am looking for!
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 5:41:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm going with "she'll sleep with all your friends but not you".

"Slut" can be a term of endearment, si si si?

I may come back and change my answer from time to time. I love skewing results.

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 5:46:39 PM   
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  She won't email you = Fakety fake.

  She won't chat with you = Uber fake

  She won't send you naked pictures = Mondo fake

  She will sleep with your friends but not you = that just makes her a bitch.

  U R knot Reel dominate = that just makes her the other little sister of the devil.

  She laughs when you unzip your pants = that makes her misst

  She laughs when she unzips hers = Does she have her own field of gravity?

  Anyone with 69 in their handle is fake = we can't call all Cancer's fake.

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 5:46:59 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 5:48:09 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 5:48:24 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 5:54:18 PM   
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but i wanted to pick she sleeps with all yer friends

AND - she laughs when you unzip your pants.


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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:05:02 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:05:54 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:08:55 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:13:10 PM   
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Status: offline 		She laughs when you unzip your pants = that makes her misst

That was an oh my god you are not coming near me with that monster nervous giggle............honest

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:15:07 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:16:35 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

She laughs when you unzip your pants = that makes her misst

That was an oh my god you are not coming near me with that monster nervous giggle............honest


Shhh!! No one is supposed to know about that.

I'll wait until our dear Troll explains the "Squick Factor". Highly informative stuff.

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:17:35 PM   
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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:22:09 PM   
missturbation


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Status: offline 		God damn i lie for the best kind hearted reasons - in this case preventing people laughing at the troll for only having a tiny penis and im in trouble !!
 
Oooooo hang on - does that mean i get punished for saying the wrong thing?

Bollocks! He posted first.
Hes first at first most things - if ya catch my drift
Premature i think is the best word.

< Message edited by missturbation -- 2/21/2007 6:23:58 PM >

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:24:30 PM   
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Status: offline 		i went with the 69 one....beacsue most of the others could just mean she dosen't like you, lol...and i can't spell so i didn't want to pick that one *wink*

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:30:14 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

God damn i lie for the best kind hearted reasons - in this case preventing people laughing at the troll for only having a tiny penis and im in trouble !!
 
Oooooo hang on - does that mean i get punished for saying the wrong thing?

Bollocks! He posted first.
Hes first at first most things - if ya catch my drift
Premature i think is the best word.


Hey! I don't want to hear any more of your premature ejaculation crap. We started at the same fuk'n time after all.

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:34:31 PM   
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Status: offline 		hey i'm real and my yahoo addie has 69 in it...

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:38:25 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation

God damn i lie for the best kind hearted reasons - in this case preventing people laughing at the troll for only having a tiny penis and im in trouble !!
 
Oooooo hang on - does that mean i get punished for saying the wrong thing?

Bollocks! He posted first.
Hes first at first most things - if ya catch my drift
Premature i think is the best word.


Hey! I don't want to hear any more of your premature ejaculation crap. We started at the same fuk'n time after all.


*kneels*
Sorry troll
*licks boots*

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RE: How to spot fake submissives - 2/21/2007 6:43:21 PM   
FukinTroll


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