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HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (2/23/2007 9:01:42 PM)
...boomed in a loud domly manner because I am Kaboom. My failures are all part of my convoluted scemes to express my dominance in fantastical manners that only make sense to me!" Then he locked Wendy in a room with an obvious escape mechanism and waited outside with his cheesy poofs plotting to....

Vendaval -> RE: Continue the story... (2/23/2007 11:43:50 PM)
set up a rescue farm/commune/slave breedery for 4 mute slaves who had trapped in a basement for several years. And planned to have them support his lazy ass by working on the phone for customer service. Meanwhile back at the stairmaster... quote: ORIGINAL: HydroMaster ...boomed in a loud domly manner because I am Kaboom. My failures are all part of my convoluted scemes to express my dominance in fantastical manners that only make sense to me!" Then he locked Wendy in a room with an obvious escape mechanism and waited outside with his cheesy poofs plotting to....

Emperor1956 -> RE: Continue the story... (2/24/2007 8:50:13 PM)
heh heh heh she said "stairMASTER". Heh heh. ... back to you.

seekstofasn8adom -> RE: Continue the story... (2/24/2007 8:59:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Emperor1956 heh heh heh she said "stairMASTER". Heh heh. ... back to you. No as this task is your's please try again you,useless slave,i don't want to hear that you have failed me again.Otherwise i'll disown you,and you know who hard it was for you to find a master,so back to you,and may i suggest you try harder.

Vendaval -> RE: Continue the story... (2/24/2007 9:09:12 PM)
The faint sounds of two men locked in a passionate embrace echoed down the hallway. The do not disturb sign had not been posted. So the Dungeon Monitor pushed the door open silently and slowly, only to find Zenofeller and azzmaster in a 69 butt-fuck-buckaroo-bonzai!

bearincuffs -> RE: Continue the story... (2/24/2007 10:20:55 PM)
The Dungeon Master stands in the doorway for several minutes, his face drawn in an angry scowl. He turns away, stomps down the corridors to the lower deck and hauls out from the locked room, four zombie lesbians and drags their carcasses back up to the room. Once getting there the Dungeon Master slowly opens the door and....

Vendaval -> RE: Continue the story... (2/24/2007 10:44:57 PM)
one of the lesbian zombie carcasses starts to twitch and moan. An arm flails about, teeth start to chatter in another head. The not-quite-dead-undead-slowly come up off the floor and...

HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 6:15:36 PM)
immediately engage in an undead orgy fest. Zenofeller and azzmaster are nibbled on as snacks by the lesbian zombies who are waiting for their turns in the orgy. The dungeon master avoids the thrashing undead bodies and gnashing teeth by swinging over on a....

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 6:34:37 PM)
lock of Domiguy's Rapunzelesque hair. He landed with a manly thud, widened his stance, put his hands on his hips and puffed out his chest to reveal a t shirt saying...

Sinergy -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 6:39:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: goodlittlegirl28 lock of Domiguy's Rapunzelesque hair. He landed with a manly thud, widened his stance, put his hands on his hips and puffed out his chest to reveal a t shirt saying... ... Im With Stupid with the arrow pointing down. Knowing that this would indicate to everybody who views him which head gets all the blood, he stands for and yells "On your knees bitches" at the lesbian zombies. They give him a vacant and zombie-like stare and...

HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 6:40:28 PM)
.."No zombie can possib...ugh!" As he is mid-sentence a hungry lesbian zombie tackles him and takes a bite out his ass. As he struggles to free himself he sees...

dcnovice -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 6:41:46 PM)
<Never mind; I was too late. I thought the T-shirt should say "Awaiting Approval.">

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 6:56:48 PM)
the lesbian zombie's swirly patterns over her boobs on her tee, and he didn't... have... the ... strength... to... look... away..... she flashed a weg and said...

HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 7:01:25 PM)
"gnnnahhhhh ggnnnrrrrr aaaahhhmmmm brraaainsss"....lacking his zombie to master translation book his only choice was to continue to be mezmerized by her t-shirt. Just them Kaboom came rolling down the corridor stairs flinging his cheesy poofs all over the dungeon floor and landing with a heavy thud. Shorty after him a shadowy figure came walking down the stairs. It was .....

dcnovice -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 7:31:44 PM)
. . . Moderator XI. S/he looked long and hard at Kaboom, then said . . .

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 7:34:35 PM)
I've seen enough, you're now Awaiting Approval! He replied...

HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 7:37:34 PM)
..."I can't be made to await approval. I twue dom never waits for the approval of a moderator...let alone the eleventh of the moderators!" With that he heaved a handful of cheesy poofs at moderator XI and ran down the hall towards the zombie orgy. Running into the wall he fell back on....

bearincuffs -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 8:10:12 PM)
Running into the wall he fell back on the super polished leather boots worn by the supreme perfect Mistress. Super Mistress Dom peers around with a dark scowl on her ultra perfect face and shrilly screams....

HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 8:14:52 PM)
"You are no twue dom you insignificant piece of garbage!" Enraged Kaboom rises to meet her verbal challenge and is immediateley bitchslapped to the ground my the uber-mistress. Watching the action while eating popcorn in an ajoining corridor a dragon erupts in laughter as Kaboom lands face first in some zombie guts. Steeled further by the cheers and laughter coming from the corridor the uber-mistress raises her crop over Kaboom and....

goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Continue the story... (2/25/2007 8:20:12 PM)
before she struck, he started to whistle the theme to Walker, Texas Ranger, knowing it was the signal that would call Chuck Norris to his rescue. Enraged, the uber mistress added strength to her blow, but kaboom dodged and ran for safety behind the dragon. But the dragon...

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