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Evanesce -> RE: Continue the story... (2/27/2007 9:25:27 PM)

handed him over to the drag queens for a sporty gang bang.  Unfortunately, they all forgot about the 300,000 volt stun gun shoved up his rectum, and every one of them was knocked unconscious.  His mistress, however, was prepared for this and yanked him to his feet by his nostrils, saying...



darchChylde -> RE: Continue the story... (2/27/2007 9:47:53 PM)

"Damn, I can't get that song out of my head and it's really starting to get on my nerves, you know, the one that goes like..."



Vendaval -> RE: Continue the story... (2/28/2007 2:43:01 AM)

"Living Dead Girl" by White Zombie - Rage in the cage
And piss upon the stage
Theres only one sure way
To bring the giant down
Defunct the strings
Of cemetary things
With one flat foot
On the devils wing

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living dead girl

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living dead girl

Raping the geek
And hustling the freak
Like a hunchback juice
On a sentimental noose
Operation filth
They love to love the wealth
Of an ss whore
Making scary sounds

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living dead girl

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living dead girl

Psyclone jack
Hallucinating hack
Thinks donna reed
Eats dollar bills
Goldfoot machine
Creates another fiend
So beautiful,
They make you kill

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living dead girl

Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living dead girl

Blood on her skin
Dripping with sin
Do it again
Living dead girl

Blood on her skin
Dripping with sin
Do it again
Living dead girl http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rob+zombie/living+dead+girl_20116648.html



goodlittlegirl28 -> RE: Continue the story... (2/28/2007 6:20:54 PM)

"actually, i prefer More Human Than Human," he replied.
uber-mistress thought about the musical attributes of both songs for a moment, and then came to her senses and whalloped him across the face, outraged by his opinion.
"are you disagreeing with me?" she asked, nose to nose. "did i just extend your life so you could provide your personal opinion?"
"no, mistress," he gasped, eyes cast downward. "i just... i thought..."
"yes, you thought, didn't you. perhaps you are no longer wanting to serve me. perhaps you'd like to be released." the uber-mistress took a long look at him and then turned on her ultra-high heels and tried to walk away, but....



HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (2/28/2007 6:28:29 PM)

..."I can't go on without you!" he cried, craving the delicious torment that only she could provide.  As he reached for her boot to stop her she turned and buried the heal of her boot in his....



Vendaval -> RE: Continue the story... (3/1/2007 1:13:59 AM)

hand, trapping him to the floor.  She pulled a riding crop out of
the side of her thigh-high boots and began to slap the arrogance
out of his pathetic hide.  The DJ took that as a sign to start
another song and ....



bearincuffs -> RE: Continue the story... (3/3/2007 7:57:30 PM)

The DJ looks through his collection and pulls out a golden oldie, places the disc in the machine and cranks the volume to the max.
Love hurts, love scars, love wounds
And mars, any heart
Not tough or stong enough
To take a lot of pain, take a lot of pain
Love is .......



HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (3/3/2007 8:01:27 PM)

...then the DJ kicks it into the techno-death metal-hiphop-country-folk rock-trans siberian-alternative-john tesh-david hasselhof remix.  Energized by the new sound the lesbian zombies...



bearincuffs -> RE: Continue the story... (3/3/2007 9:02:04 PM)

begin to shimy and shake wildly to the faster beat of the music. As their dancing frenzy becomes more maniacle, body part start flying all over and dark ooze splatters Kaboom and he screams out in disgust. " Pleasssssse UberMistress, I beg of you, save me pleassssssssse and I will be your.....



HydroMaster -> RE: Continue the story... (3/3/2007 10:22:47 PM)

...[edited for content as the statements made might actually cause the reader to feel sympathy for Kaboom, which cannot be allowed.  I apologize for any inconvenience]  and the uber-mistress pulled an clear acrylic dildo from her bag or tricks and without any lubricant.... 



Vendaval -> RE: Continue the story... (3/6/2007 1:57:08 AM)

and proceeded to give him the ass pounding of his life!

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ORIGINAL: HydroMaster
...[edited for content as the statements made might actually cause the reader to feel sympathy for Kaboom, which cannot be allowed.  I apologize for any inconvenience]  and the uber-mistress pulled an clear acrylic dildo from her bag or tricks and without any lubricant.... 



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