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Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 7:23:03 PM   
sweetkcredhead


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Due to the recent discussions centering on the Sarah's, Sarah1 and I got together and decided that a list of rules and guidelines were in order to help others, both Sarah and non-Sarah, understand what being a Sarah means and how you may become one. We hope the following will help clear up any misconceptions you may be harboring.

The Sarah Society

Rules, Guidelines, Regulations, and Hoops to Jump Through for Membership Approval and continuing Membership.

We the founders of the Sarah Society, aka Sarah1 and Sarah2, have together set up the rules and guidelines for Sarahs. As pioneers of the Sarah Movement that has now begun to evolve into the Sarah Society, we feel that all Sarah's should have access to these rules and guidelines to improve their Sarah experience.
Our Mission: that of Pinky and the Brain: to try and take over the world. Prepare to be assarahlated!

1.) Your name must be Sarah, you must really want your name to be Sarah if it's not, you can legally change your name to Sarah and be accepted.

2.) Females preferred, but we won't discriminate against guys named Sarah. We are equal opportunity Sarahs.

3.) Once your membership is approved, you will be assigned a number based on the order in which you joined.

4.) You must have the Sarah tude or be willing to assimilate into it.

5.) You must always give ample choice of reasons for your dom of choice to beat you. (We recommend installing a file cabinet for him to store the reasons that havent been used as yet.)
WARNING: Boat oars are subject to breaking when used on a Sarah.

6.) You must be or think and act like a redhead. (Proper attitude is so important.)

7.) More to be added as deemed necessary.

We hope these rules and guidelines will help to make your Sarah experience the best it can be, and a full and well rounded one as well. Now that you know the expectations of a sarah we return you to your regularly scheduled banter.

Sincerely in sarahness,

Sarah1 & Sarah2
co-founders of the Sarah Movement and Society
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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 7:25:33 PM   
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...huh?

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 7:43:45 PM   
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*scratches head and returns back to her cabin on the cruise ship tracking Hydro's movements*

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 7:47:35 PM   
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Well, I guess that leaves me out  roflmao

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 7:47:55 PM   
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*slips in behind samba to foil her tracking*....question, what if you were a Sarah or Sara in another life?

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 7:55:02 PM   
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If you were a Sarah who did another Sarah just to please a dom, would you be bisexual?

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 7:56:32 PM   
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No no she would be Sarahsexual.

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 8:06:41 PM   
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and canabalistic?

< Message edited by bearincuffs -- 2/23/2007 8:17:47 PM >


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Do what you will, so long as it harms none
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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 8:14:47 PM   
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Exactly bear.



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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 8:38:31 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: HydroMaster

*slips in behind samba to foil her tracking*....question, what if you were a Sarah or Sara in another life?


damn that sneaky dragon, she mumbles


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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 8:57:06 PM   
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*shadowing samba again* hehehe-  Are there ever combats between Sarah's for dominance...like to get to the top of the pecking order?

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 9:31:16 PM   
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damn it, dragon!  stop shadowing me!

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 9:39:14 PM   
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*shadows samba again, slapping her in the ass before disappearing without a trace*  Are there packs of Sarah's and do they hunt as packs as well?

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 9:40:46 PM   
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aw shite, that's hurts, dragon!!  come back here and face me!!

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 9:43:17 PM   
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*allows an eerie silence to set in after her command*

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 9:47:20 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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*watches with night vision goggles for dragon to re-appear again*

oh Hydro, come out ...come out wherever you are...


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...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 9:49:45 PM   
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Try luring him in with a perky wench or three!

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An it harm none, do what thou will
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 10:00:04 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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you mean my DDs?

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...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 10:04:38 PM   
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Probably work better than my fur!

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An it harm none, do as thou wilt
Do what you will, so long as it harms none
An it harm none, do what thou will
That it harm none, do as thou wilt
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill

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RE: Prepare to be assarahlated! - 2/23/2007 10:19:46 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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*wiggles out of her lace teddy*

here, dragon...dragon...


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...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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