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Postaholics Anonomyous - 2/24/2007 6:01:33 AM

SlyStone

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Do you post 24 hours a day every day of the week?
Have you never met a thread you didn't like?
Have you never met a subject line you were not an expert in?
Do you spend all day composing postings rather than conversing with real live people?
Is your posting life more real than your real life?

If you answered yes to any one of the above than you may be suffering from Postaholicism.

Please join us and learn about our 12 step program to freedom from posting addiction starting with step one, admitting that you are powerless over the urge to post and that it is taking over your life.

For the small sum of five dollars a day, that's five value meals for you fast foodies, we can change your life or at least slow the progress of your carpal tunnel syndrome.

We will be meeting every third Thursday of the month in the cyber room "helpicantstoptyping" which is on the top floor just opposite "myopinionismyopinionandyouropinioniswrong".

Don't bother trying to get into that last room, it's always full.

We look forward to seeing you there.

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RE: Postaholics Anonomyous - 2/24/2007 6:33:23 AM

cjenny

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Can I pay in pennies?

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RE: Postaholics Anonomyous - 2/24/2007 12:06:06 PM

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Can I pay in pennies?

Unfortunately you don't qualify for our program jenny, and space is limited, but thank you for your interest in Postaholics Anonymous and have a great day!

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RE: Postaholics Anonomyous - 2/24/2007 12:16:27 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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roflmao!

Do you post 24 hours a day every day of the week? - no
Have you never met a thread you didn't like? - yes
Have you never met a subject line you were not an expert in? - yes
Do you spend all day composing postings rather than conversing with real live people? - no
Is your posting life more real than your real life? - no

ok where do i sign up? hope you take IOUs already used my allowance to buy pizzas for the week.

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RE: Postaholics Anonomyous - 2/24/2007 12:28:44 PM

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ok where do i sign up? hope you take IOUs already used my allowance to buy pizzas for the week

The program has been more popular than expected and since you have only answered yes to two questions we will have to put you on our waiting list.

Unfortunately there are people ahead of you that have not only answered yes to all the questions but have done so repeatedly.

Ps

thin crust or thick, that is the question.

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RE: Postaholics Anonomyous - 2/24/2007 12:31:39 PM

sambamanslilgirl

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i live in Chicago - it has to be deep dish crust of course!

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RE: Postaholics Anonomyous - 2/24/2007 10:08:56 PM

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I love reading the forums and composing witty posts while touching myself because it gets me hot... does that count? Did I mention that I smear myself in peanut butter?

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